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Garfield

I'm going to the kitchen. Don't wait up for me.

1 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what it's like outside. It's raining. And blowing.

2 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

I just bought coffee yesterday, and no we're out. Do you know what happened to it, Garfield? Not offhand. But, if you like, I could stay awake for the next three nights to give it more thought.

3 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Hey, look! A big, fat, dumb cat! Get out of here, you stupid, ugly tub of lard. Yeah, beat it! Whatever happened to "chirp, chirp"?

4 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Kids, don't let this happen to you.

5 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! When I get angry I just feel like slamming doors. SLAM!

6 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, am I a geek? Yes. Too bad cats can't talk. Yes! Yes! I'm saying yes here!

7 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

I wish I were looking better. pat pat Now, now. There's no reason for you to do that. I'M the one who should wish you were better looking.

8 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I've been looking at myself in the mirror. And I have to ask you a question. An I macho? He apparently doesn't notice I have a mouthful of food.

9 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

I really need to change my image, Garfield. I fully agree. Change can be a healthy thing. You couldn't be more right. We could both stand to improve our looks a little, right? Speak for yourself, donkey face.

10 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Women like men who are tall, dark and handsome. Do you think I could be tall, dark and handsome? You sure could. Stand on a chair, turn out the lights, and lie.

11 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield... I wish I had a secret identity like superheroes do. Your identity IS a secret.

12 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Z Z YANK! WHIRRRRRR Z STOMP! B-D-D-D-D-D-d

13 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

* DING TIME TO EAT! Cats don't go "ding". I ate the egg timer.

14 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

You're fat. And lazy. See? I'm doing the work of two cats!

15 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

You wait right here, Odie. I'll go get your food. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

16 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Z It's good to see you on the job. What job? And, where did that hole in the wall come from?

17 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Where's my present? I can't bring you something every time I go out. Then why go out?

18 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Are you having as much fun as I am? I'm bored. I guess you are.

19 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

ZOOOOM WHIP WHIP Why do cats do that?! It drives me nuts! You just answered your own question, boopsy!

20 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Ever notice how cats are able to blend into the background?

21 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Here's a ball of yarn to play with. How do you turn it on?

22 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

You cats are lucky you have fur. It keeps you warm and cozy. It also covers up my coiled snake tattoo.

23 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Z When cats want someone to wake up, we walk across him. YAAAH! In golf shoes.

24 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Cats are creatures of nature. We do things based entirely on...uh... Instinct!

25 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's dangerous up in that tree! Not for the graceful cat! At least not for the graceful cat with a parachute.

26 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

DING DONG ** DING DONG ** Garfield, cats don't ring doorbells when they want in. Fine. scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch Happy now?

27 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Boy, am I out of shape. There's only one thing to do. If you can't lose it...belt it.

28 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

I've lost my library card! I'll form a search party. Right after I finish picking my teeth.

29 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Jon hurt his back and can't move. I could get help. Or I could go through his pockets for a change. Get away from me!

30 March 1994
 


 
Garfield

Ladies and gentlemen...Odie! THUD! Open the door, THEN walk in!

31 March 1994
 




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