Can I see you for a second, Garfield? Sure. I want to speak to you about the lack of Respect you... Second's up.
1 April 1994
BEWARE Of THE DOG I think I'll walk this way.
2 April 1994
GURRGLE... What's that noise? GURRRRGLE... How cute. Garfield saved part of his snowman. GARFIELD!
3 April 1994
DINNER! Where's Garfield? Where's Jon?
4 April 1994
I cleaned my plate! And yours! DING-DONG! ** And the neighbors'!
5 April 1994
MY GOLDFISH! Put it back, Garfield...now! GARFIELD!
6 April 1994
Can I trust you alone with this cake, Garfield? Sure. It's stupid, but you can do it!
7 April 1994
A lone hamburger. It's separated from the herd. You never lose those hunting instincts.
8 April 1994
snatch! GULP! I hope that was food.
9 April 1994
Pencil. Change. Comb. Corn chips. Fork. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH . AH-HA! pop The remote control.
10 April 1994
I know what it's like outside... Without leaving the house. Tonight there's a full moon. We need a sacrifice.
11 April 1994
I wonder what the future holds. Hey! The future has a cookie jar!
12 April 1994
munch munch munch Where did the cookies go? Uh, they went to the post office to buy some stamps. And then they're going to the beach! Wipe the crumbs off your chin.
13 April 1994
I did it! I just ate my one millionth meal! And it's only noon.
14 April 1994
Garfield, I know food is important for you. But there ar elimits. Like worshiping a doughnut. Don't anger the gods.
15 April 1994
SNARF SMACK GULP CHOMP SLURP Your eating habits are disgusting! What I lack in quality, I make up in quantity.
16 April 1994
BWA-BWA-BWA-BWAAAHH SMMAAACK! rub rub rub rub rub The pizza delivery boy must be here.
17 April 1994
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Been stomping spiders? How'ja guess?
18 April 1994
NO! NO! JON! DON't DO IT! STOMP! OH NO!! I wanted to do that.
19 April 1994
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21 April 1994
THOT Spiders seem to have gotten faster as I've grown older.
22 April 1994
INVISIBLE SPIDER! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! whap! What do you think you're doing?! Didn't you not see that?
23 April 1994
YAHOO! Daisies!! Tulips! Marigolds! Pansies! YEEOOW! Roses!
24 April 1994
Good morning, Garfield. Oh, all right, good morning to you too, Pooky. Kiss Love me, love my teddy bear.
25 April 1994
Now don't kick Odie off the table! All right, all right. BOOT! THUD!
26 April 1994
I've secretly hidden a brick in this cake. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH I've secretly developed a taste for bricks.
27 April 1994
GARFIELD! FIX IT! Oh, all right. -
28 April 1994
Jon says I'm not cheerful enough. Is this cheerful enough for you, bone brain?
29 April 1994
Get ready for a fancy gourmet meal, Garfield. VOILA! A hot dog dressed in a little tuxedo?
30 April 1994