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Garfield

Hey, Garfield, watch me impress the chicks with my mime act. You look like a kitchen match. Ow. Ah, ah, aaah...you're not supposed to talk.

1 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Life is funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! For some of us.

2 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Jon has thrown caution to the wind. He has the crazed look of a manliving on the edge. He's wearing his undershirt inside out.

3 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Jon's out frolicking with mother nature. RABID MOTH! I warned him...the woman's a maniac.

4 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Feeling dull? Want to seem more exciting? Hang out with someone even duller! What is it, Garfield?

5 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

** ** * * He's never happier then when he's wearing his musical socks.

6 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Jon and I had a little disagreement this morning. But I handled it in a mature manner... You broke my crayons! Considering what I had to work with.

7 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

cheeerip cheeerip cheeerip cheeerip Night sounds don't have to be scary. For instance, that's the sound of a cricket... CREEEEK That's the house settling. pant pant pant ...that is Odie. BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP ...that is the faucetdripping. And those...

8 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Jon, you look like you're in a bad mood. Was it something I've said? Or was it several things I've done?

9 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

By golly, I'd like to see less indifference around here! What do you think? Up to you.

10 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! It's no use. We'll never catch that ice cream truck.

11 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

I have my eye on you. In reference to what?

12 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Here comes FATSO! He's not only fat. He's slow. I was referring to you!

13 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Beware Of The BARK! BARK!

14 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

WHAM! PHHHHT!

15 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

A-one and-a-two... TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY

16 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY BOOO! Okay, who booed?

17 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

I was born to dance! SLIP Or, maybe I was born to lie here and whimper.

18 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity TAH-DAHHHHH! SPLUT!

19 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

And now, the story of a warm and loving cat. ...on "Science Fiction Theater!" Weird. click

20 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Kill the mouse! How about if I get him interested in bungee jumping and hope for an accident?

21 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Look at that cat. Too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. Old Bowser would have made an orange hat out of him. Old Bowser would have made a cat taco with him. Yep, too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. I hopethey buried him deep.

22 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Every time I look at you, you're either eating or sleeping. I'd be happy to choose one and stick with it.

23 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you weigh too much. I hear you, Jon. I want you to lose weight, and I mean now! Yessir. Where are you going? To a planet with a weaker gravitational pull.

24 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Odie! I have a treat for you, Odie! Nice try, Garfield. Garfield? I'm not Garfield.

25 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Dessert! The son of dessert: part two!

26 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Linda, I'll bet there's nothing you'd rather do than go out with me tonight. Uh-huh... She'd rather swin in piranha-infested waters dressed as a meat loaf. I'll bet you were a close second.

27 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Well, mister eating machine. Thanks to your six-hour lunch, you missed dinner. I'll starve!

28 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF BOOGA "Beware of Booga"? What theheck is a boo Gulp BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

29 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

You should exercise, Garfield. I'm already so tired, it doesn't seem necessary.

30 May 1994
 


 
Garfield

Any chance you might actually move today? An earthquake is always a possibility.

31 May 1994
 




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