Hey, Garfield, watch me impress the chicks with my mime act. You look like a kitchen match. Ow. Ah, ah, aaah...you're not supposed to talk.
1 May 1994
Life is funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! For some of us.
2 May 1994
Jon has thrown caution to the wind. He has the crazed look of a manliving on the edge. He's wearing his undershirt inside out.
3 May 1994
Jon's out frolicking with mother nature. RABID MOTH! I warned him...the woman's a maniac.
4 May 1994
Feeling dull? Want to seem more exciting? Hang out with someone even duller! What is it, Garfield?
5 May 1994
** ** * * He's never happier then when he's wearing his musical socks.
6 May 1994
Jon and I had a little disagreement this morning. But I handled it in a mature manner... You broke my crayons! Considering what I had to work with.
7 May 1994
cheeerip cheeerip cheeerip cheeerip Night sounds don't have to be scary. For instance, that's the sound of a cricket... CREEEEK That's the house settling. pant pant pant ...that is Odie. BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP ...that is the faucetdripping. And those...
8 May 1994
Jon, you look like you're in a bad mood. Was it something I've said? Or was it several things I've done?
9 May 1994
By golly, I'd like to see less indifference around here! What do you think? Up to you.
10 May 1994
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! It's no use. We'll never catch that ice cream truck.
11 May 1994
I have my eye on you. In reference to what?
12 May 1994
Here comes FATSO! He's not only fat. He's slow. I was referring to you!
13 May 1994
Beware Of The Beware Of The BARK! BARK!
14 May 1994
15 May 1994
A-one and-a-two... TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY
16 May 1994
TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY BOOO! Okay, who booed?
17 May 1994
I was born to dance! SLIP Or, maybe I was born to lie here and whimper.
18 May 1994
tappity tappity tappity tappity TAH-DAHHHHH! SPLUT!
19 May 1994
And now, the story of a warm and loving cat. ...on "Science Fiction Theater!" Weird. click
20 May 1994
Kill the mouse! How about if I get him interested in bungee jumping and hope for an accident?
21 May 1994
Look at that cat. Too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. Old Bowser would have made an orange hat out of him. Old Bowser would have made a cat taco with him. Yep, too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. I hopethey buried him deep.
22 May 1994
Every time I look at you, you're either eating or sleeping. I'd be happy to choose one and stick with it.
23 May 1994
Garfield, you weigh too much. I hear you, Jon. I want you to lose weight, and I mean now! Yessir. Where are you going? To a planet with a weaker gravitational pull.
24 May 1994
Odie! I have a treat for you, Odie! Nice try, Garfield. Garfield? I'm not Garfield.
25 May 1994
Dessert! The son of dessert: part two!
26 May 1994
Linda, I'll bet there's nothing you'd rather do than go out with me tonight. Uh-huh... She'd rather swin in piranha-infested waters dressed as a meat loaf. I'll bet you were a close second.
27 May 1994
Well, mister eating machine. Thanks to your six-hour lunch, you missed dinner. I'll starve!
28 May 1994
BEWARE OF BOOGA "Beware of Booga"? What theheck is a boo Gulp BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!
29 May 1994
You should exercise, Garfield. I'm already so tired, it doesn't seem necessary.
30 May 1994
Any chance you might actually move today? An earthquake is always a possibility.
31 May 1994