I wish something exciting would happen. - - Not to ME of course.
1 June 1994
Always think before you act. - - How about if I think and then just lie here?
2 June 1994
I'm thinking seriously of going into the next room. - - Unless you'd like to bring the room in here. You're worthless.
3 June 1994
Sigh. - Every day is just like another. - If you're doing things right.
4 June 1994
GAR-FIELD! - - - - - SPLOT! - Impressive. Did you catch the triple lutz?
5 June 1994
Well, look who finally got up. - Is it Garfield, or Mister Grumpy? - We don't like Mister Grumpy. And Mister Grumpy doesn't like you.
6 June 1994
- BIBUU BIBUU BIBUU BIBUU - I hate that, you know! I know.
7 June 1994
I go to the pet store to buy you something nice. - But do you appreciate it?! - NOOO! I'M WEARING KITTIE SHOES!
8 June 1994
So, Linda, I'll meet you there at seven. - Me? ...oh, I'm tall and handsome with rippling muscles. - I love blind dates! I'll get the inflatable biceps.
9 June 1994
Hey, Odie, I bought you an automatic doggie door. - BEEP ZIP! - And I installed it.
10 June 1994
This looks okay, doesn't it? - "Okay" doesn't do that outfit justice. - Guess who puts off doing his laundry as long as possible?
11 June 1994
Fastest clicker in the west.
12 June 1994
Wow. I can't believe I'm going to be sixteen. Where did the years go? pat pat pat - - I think I just zinged myself.
13 June 1994
C'mon, Garfield, snap out of it. Birthdays aren't that bad. - After all, aging is all in the mind. Of course it is. - And the mind is the first thing to go.
14 June 1994
Here, Garfield, you got some mail. Me? Really? - It's from my mom. How nice. - She chrocheted me a birthday card.
15 June 1994
Garfield, have you though about what you want for your birthday? A gazillion slave dogs! - Since you're turning sixteen it should be something special. World domination! - How about a large pizza with everything? Even better!
16 June 1994
Garfield sure has been upset about getting a year older. - - Z
17 June 1994
It's true! I AM getting old! I'm losing my hair! - Oh, no! Are you shedding AGAIN?! - Oh...yeah.
18 June 1994
- WHAT A SURPRISE! - - - WHAT A SURP- - - - SURPRISE!!!
19 June 1994
Exercise would give you more energy. - - Thanks for the warning.
20 June 1994
I bought you a seafood lunch, Garfield. - - They had a special on ugly fish. Quick, I'm losing my appetite.
21 June 1994
I honestly didn't think you could get any fatter, Garfield. - But noooooooo. I was wrong. - Don't be so hard on yourself, Jon.
22 June 1994
This is a funny book! - - Well?
23 June 1994
Garfield, I bet you're bigger around than you are tall! - Hey! Hey! - I can't help if I'm short!
24 June 1994
This has been a pleasant day. - - No need for Jon to know.
25 June 1994
- - - All right, Garfield. Let's have it. Spit it out! - PTOO splat! - C'mon, the rest of it! - PTOO tap tap tap
26 June 1994
It's nice to see you, Garfield. - Really? - I feel safer whan you're in plain view.
27 June 1994
Staying cool during the summer is all mental. - If you just THINK "cool", you'll BE cool. - Of course, others may use different approaches. Do we have any more tape?
28 June 1994
AH - CHOO! snif
29 June 1994
Odie is thrilled to see me. - - Okay, he's just thrilled.
30 June 1994