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Garfield

I wish something exciting would happen. Not to ME of course.

1 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Always think before you act. How about if I think and then just lie here?

2 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

I'm thinking seriously of going into the next room. Unless you'd like to bring the room in here. You're worthless.

3 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Sigh. Every day is just like another. If you're doing things right.

4 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

GAR-FIELD! SPLOT! Impressive. Did you catch the triple lutz?

5 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Well, look who finally got up. Is it Garfield, or Mister Grumpy? We don't like Mister Grumpy. And Mister Grumpy doesn't like you.

6 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

BIBUU BIBUU BIBUU BIBUU I hate that, you know! I know.

7 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

I go to the pet store to buy you something nice. But do you appreciate it?! NOOO! I'M WEARING KITTIE SHOES!

8 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

So, Linda, I'll meet you there at seven. Me? ...oh, I'm tall and handsome with rippling muscles. I love blind dates! I'll get the inflatable biceps.

9 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Odie, I bought you an automatic doggie door. BEEP ZIP! And I installed it.

10 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

This looks okay, doesn't it? "Okay" doesn't do that outfit justice. Guess who puts off doing his laundry as long as possible?

11 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

? click click click click click click click click click click All right, TV... Dance! click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click -Fastest clicker in the west.

12 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Wow. I can't believe I'm going to be sixteen. Where did the years go? pat pat pat I think I just zinged myself.

13 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield, snap out of it. Birthdays aren't that bad. After all, aging is all in the mind. Of course it is. And the mind is the first thing to go.

14 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Here, Garfield, you got some mail. Me? Really? It's from my mom. How nice. She chrocheted me a birthday card.

15 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, have you though about what you want for your birthday? A gazillion slave dogs! Since you're turning sixteen it should be something special. World domination! How about a large pizza with everything? Even better!

16 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield sure has been upset about getting a year older. Z

17 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

It's true! I AM getting old! I'm losing my hair! Oh, no! Are you shedding AGAIN?! Oh...yeah.

18 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

WHAT A SURPRISE! WHAT A SURP SURPRISE!!!

19 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Exercise would give you more energy. Thanks for the warning.

20 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

I bought you a seafood lunch, Garfield. They had a special on ugly fish. Quick, I'm losing my appetite.

21 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

I honestly didn't think you could get any fatter, Garfield. But noooooooo. I was wrong. Don't be so hard on yourself, Jon.

22 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

This is a funny book! Well?

23 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I bet you're bigger around than you are tall! Hey! Hey! I can't help if I'm short!

24 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

This has been a pleasant day. No need for Jon to know.

25 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

All right, Garfield. Let's have it. Spit it out! PTOO splat! C'mon, the rest of it! PTOO tap tap tap

26 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

It's nice to see you, Garfield. Really? I feel safer whan you're in plain view.

27 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Staying cool during the summer is all mental. If you just THINK "cool", you'll BE cool. Of course, others may use different approaches. Do we have any more tape?

28 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

AH CHOO! snif

29 June 1994
 


 
Garfield

Odie is thrilled to see me. Okay, he's just thrilled.

30 June 1994
 




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