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Garfield

Uhhh... SPLOOOSH YEEEEEEOOOW! Jon has yet to master the art of dunking.

1 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Why are your eyes closed? I was in the middle of a blink... And I lost interest.

2 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

slurp slurp slurp lick lick slurp slurp lick lick lick lick lick lick munch munch munch munch munch munch SLURRRRPP! -

3 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

The mail's here!... And here, and here, and...

4 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

I love gardening, Garfield. Life springing from the ground! This is great! I ate your seeds!

5 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

It's raining, and I have to go out. Here's your umbrella, Jon! And here are the holes I cut in it!

6 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

I just wrote a poem! I just tore up a poem! rip rip rip rip rip I don't do enlightenment.

7 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

knock knock knock knock knock knock knock CRASH! You're not very patient, are you? Not when I have to wait.

8 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Bad news, Jon. No matter how many times I run your blazer through the blender, it just won't make a decent milk shake. Sorry. Why, thank you, Garfield. What's this brass button doing in here?

9 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Hm...the little light in the refrigerator has burned out. Thisdinky thing was never bright enough anyway. Better. A snack should help me sleep. GARFIELD!

10 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Well, well, well. Keeping busy, I see. That's right. I'm collecting sarcastic remarks!

11 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Mailman's here. AIEEEEEEEE! What was that? Well now, possibly there could be a large, unattractive insect in the mailbox...maybe.

12 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to the store. Is there anything you DON'T want? Uh, no. But, thanks for asking!

13 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

SPLAT! Coffee? Please. Service is getting very slack around here.

14 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

As far as you're concerned, all I'm good for is feeding you. You say that as if it were unimportant.

15 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Boy, am I depressed. I know! I'll invite all my friends to a party! Gee, I was hoping for a bigger turnout. Then next time invite your enemies.

16 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

rattle rattle Garfield, let me in! C'mon, buddy, unlocj the door. Open the door!! Hurry, before it's too late!! It's toooo laaaaaate. AAAARRRGHHHH! Bunny jammies? With feet?

17 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

I remember back on the farm, Garfield. Here we go. Family sitting on the porch, voices singing... * OH, STRANGLE ME A CHICKEN...STICK ME A PIG! ** These people need professional help.

18 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Hi. By the way, we're out of garlic.

19 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

What's for supper, Jon? CAT FOOD!? Life is full of surprises! Nobody likes a sarcastic pet.

20 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Poor Jon... He's the kind of guy who'll give you the shirt off his back. And there are no takers.

21 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I have a date tonight! I'll alert the media. I have to make a good impression. Then stay home. Should I wear shoes? Been a while, hasn't it Jonny boy.

22 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

I like to think of myself as a role model for you boys. Urf? Yes, that means we get to blame everything on him.

23 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

klack!

24 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! You ate ALL cupcakes?! You're a greedy pig! You're right. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Like it? It's called remorse without guilt.

25 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

I love chocolate cake! Love is fleeting.

26 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

PURR PURR PURR Garfield, are you purring? No, but I think there's something wrong with my chain saw.

27 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

beep beep boop This phone bill says it all. Hey, nice biceps, big guy! boop beep boop $542.16 for Dial-A-Compliment.

28 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

I've decided not to order a pizza tonight. RIP! Then what's the point of having a telephone? FLING

29 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

* RINNG! Hello?... Speaking... Do I own a cat? I have 30 frozen turkeys out on the lawn! No, sir. I do not.

30 July 1994
 


 
Garfield

! SLAM! -

31 July 1994
 




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