Uhhh... - SPLOOOSH - YEEEEEEOOOW! Jon has yet to master the art of dunking.
1 July 1994
Why are your eyes closed? - I was in the middle of a blink... - And I lost interest.
2 July 1994
- - slurp slurp slurp lick lick slurp slurp lick lick - lick lick lick lick munch munch munch munch - munch munch - SLURRRRPP! -
3 July 1994
- The mail's here!... - And here, and here, and...
4 July 1994
I love gardening, Garfield. - Life springing from the ground! - This is great! I ate your seeds!
5 July 1994
It's raining, and I have to go out. - Here's your umbrella, Jon! - And here are the holes I cut in it!
6 July 1994
I just wrote a poem! - I just tore up a poem! rip rip rip rip rip - I don't do enlightenment.
7 July 1994
knock knock - knock knock knock knock knock CRASH! - You're not very patient, are you? Not when I have to wait.
8 July 1994
Bad news, Jon. - No matter how many times I run your blazer through the blender, it just won't make a decent milk shake. - Sorry. Why, thank you, Garfield. What's this brass button doing in here?
9 July 1994
- Hm...the little light in the refrigerator has burned out. - Thisdinky thing was never bright enough anyway. - Better. - A snack should help me sleep. - - GARFIELD!
10 July 1994
Well, well, well. Keeping busy, I see. - That's right. - I'm collecting sarcastic remarks!
11 July 1994
Mailman's here. - AIEEEEEEEE! - What was that? Well now, possibly there could be a large, unattractive insect in the mailbox...maybe.
12 July 1994
I'm going to the store. Is there anything you DON'T want? - Uh, no. - But, thanks for asking!
13 July 1994
SPLAT! - Coffee? Please. - Service is getting very slack around here.
14 July 1994
As far as you're concerned, all I'm good for is feeding you. - - You say that as if it were unimportant.
15 July 1994
Boy, am I depressed. - I know! I'll invite all my friends to a party! - Gee, I was hoping for a bigger turnout. Then next time invite your enemies.
16 July 1994
rattle rattle - Garfield, let me in! - C'mon, buddy, unlocj the door. - Open the door!! - Hurry, before it's too late!! - It's toooo laaaaaate. AAAARRRGHHHH! Bunny jammies? With feet?
17 July 1994
I remember back on the farm, Garfield. Here we go. - Family sitting on the porch, voices singing... - * OH, STRANGLE ME A CHICKEN...STICK ME A PIG! ** These people need professional help.
18 July 1994
- Hi. - By the way, we're out of garlic.
19 July 1994
What's for supper, Jon? - CAT FOOD!? - Life is full of surprises! Nobody likes a sarcastic pet.
20 July 1994
Poor Jon... - He's the kind of guy who'll give you the shirt off his back. - And there are no takers.
21 July 1994
Garfield, I have a date tonight! I'll alert the media. - I have to make a good impression. Then stay home. - Should I wear shoes? Been a while, hasn't it Jonny boy.
22 July 1994
I like to think of myself as a role model for you boys. - - Urf? Yes, that means we get to blame everything on him.
23 July 1994
- - - - - - klack!
24 July 1994
Garfield! You ate ALL cupcakes?! You're a greedy pig! You're right. - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Like it? It's called remorse without guilt.
25 July 1994
I love chocolate cake! - - Love is fleeting.
26 July 1994
PURR PURR PURR - Garfield, are you purring? - No, but I think there's something wrong with my chain saw.
27 July 1994
beep beep boop This phone bill says it all. - Hey, nice biceps, big guy! - boop beep boop $542.16 for Dial-A-Compliment.
28 July 1994
I've decided not to order a pizza tonight. - RIP! - Then what's the point of having a telephone? FLING
29 July 1994
* RINNG! - Hello?... Speaking... Do I own a cat? - I have 30 frozen turkeys out on the lawn! No, sir. I do not.
30 July 1994
- - ! - - SLAM! -
31 July 1994