BEWARE OF FROG - ? - ZIP SPLAT!
1 September 1994
- Aren't you going to try to get me? - I'm cutting down on the fat in my diet. You ARE vicious.
2 September 1994
You're ugly. - BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK - As if it's my fault.
3 September 1994
DINGLE * DINGLE * - - Go get it, boy! DINGLE * - DINGLE * DINGLE * - DINGLE * - -
4 September 1994
- I have candy. -
5 September 1994
Doctors report that you shouldn't- click - Studies find that it's hard to- click - Next-a salute to bacon! Now we're talking.
6 September 1994
Bet you can't find Odie! - What are you doing with that shovel? - Ah, ah, ah...no hints!
7 September 1994
That's a big cup of coffee! - No, it's just right. - For this doughnut.
8 September 1994
Here's uncle Ned. He loved farming. - "The smell of the earth is the perfume of life," he'd say. - That explains the dirt clod up his nose.
9 September 1994
- I wonder how long he intends to be there? - Uh-oh.
10 September 1994
click click click click - Rats! There's nothing on T.V.! click click - - YAAAHHHH! rrrrrr - YAAAAHHHH! rrrr - YAAAAAAAAAHHHH! rrrrr - YAAAHHH! rrrrrr
11 September 1994
Higher...higher... - Perfect! - bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty
12 September 1994
- - yeeeoooow!
13 September 1994
- SWAT! - The old "newspaper-on-the-foot" trick.
14 September 1994
- - plip
15 September 1994
- SWAT! - Th thrill is gone.
16 September 1994
Gimme your measuring tape! - Thanks! - REALLY big spider!
17 September 1994
PET SHOW Am I on? - And now for the talent portion of our competition! - Walter Schmidlapp and Petey! OOoOOO MY PAPA ** - ---Teresa Glotz and Lizzy! - ...Timmy Minko and Blinky! - ...Peggy Smith and Pickles! - ...Jon Arbuckle and Garfield!
18 September 1994
Eat your ice cream before it melts. - - Ice cream melts?
19 September 1994
- BONK! MEOW! - Pardon my language.
20 September 1994
The mighty lion lies poised and hungry. - A cruel smile reveals his lethal fangs. - Garfield, you look like a deranged walrus. He spies his first victim.
21 September 1994
- POP! - The sound of an exploding cat. My worst fear!
22 September 1994
I think I'll go do something. - Ha - He never could keep up with me.
23 September 1994
Hi there! - This is me being friendly. - This makes my face hurt.
24 September 1994
- - - - - THUD -
25 September 1994
Ah! Good morning, world! - SNIFFFF - GAAAAGHH! SNORT! SHORT! SNORT! COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH SNOOORT! Inhaled an entire monarch butterfly.
26 September 1994
Try not to do anything annoying today. - I'll make a note of it. - How do you spell "annoying"?
27 September 1994
I'm just driving to the store. Be right back. - SLAM! YEEEEOOOW! - Don'tcha hate hot car seats?
28 September 1994
I think I'll put a smile on Jon's face! - -
29 September 1994
I've never been happier in my... - CRASH! - This chair has been tampered with. Now I'M happy.
30 September 1994