BEWARE OF FROG ? ZIP SPLAT!
1 September 1994
Aren't you going to try to get me? I'm cutting down on the fat in my diet. You ARE vicious.
2 September 1994
You're ugly. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK As if it's my fault.
3 September 1994
DINGLE * DINGLE * Go get it, boy! DINGLE * DINGLE * DINGLE * DINGLE * -
4 September 1994
I have candy. -
5 September 1994
Doctors report that you shouldn't click Studies find that it's hard to click Next-a salute to bacon! Now we're talking.
6 September 1994
Bet you can't find Odie! What are you doing with that shovel? Ah, ah, ah...no hints!
7 September 1994
That's a big cup of coffee! No, it's just right. For this doughnut.
8 September 1994
Here's uncle Ned. He loved farming. "The smell of the earth is the perfume of life," he'd say. That explains the dirt clod up his nose.
9 September 1994
I wonder how long he intends to be there? Uh-oh.
10 September 1994
click click click click Rats! There's nothing on T.V.! click click YAAAHHHH! rrrrrr YAAAAHHHH! rrrr YAAAAAAAAAHHHH! rrrrr YAAAHHH! rrrrrr
11 September 1994
Higher...higher... Perfect! bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty
12 September 1994
13 September 1994
SWAT! The old "newspaper-on-the-foot" trick.
14 September 1994
15 September 1994
SWAT! Th thrill is gone.
16 September 1994
Gimme your measuring tape! Thanks! REALLY big spider!
17 September 1994
18 September 1994
Eat your ice cream before it melts. Ice cream melts?
19 September 1994
BONK! MEOW! Pardon my language.
20 September 1994
The mighty lion lies poised and hungry. A cruel smile reveals his lethal fangs. Garfield, you look like a deranged walrus. He spies his first victim.
21 September 1994
POP! The sound of an exploding cat. My worst fear!
22 September 1994
I think I'll go do something. Ha He never could keep up with me.
23 September 1994
Hi there! This is me being friendly. This makes my face hurt.
24 September 1994
25 September 1994
Ah! Good morning, world! SNIFFFF GAAAAGHH! SNORT! SHORT! SNORT! COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH SNOOORT! Inhaled an entire monarch butterfly.
26 September 1994
Try not to do anything annoying today. I'll make a note of it. How do you spell "annoying"?
27 September 1994
I'm just driving to the store. Be right back. SLAM! YEEEEOOOW! Don'tcha hate hot car seats?
28 September 1994
I think I'll put a smile on Jon's face! -
29 September 1994
I've never been happier in my... CRASH! This chair has been tampered with. Now I'M happy.
30 September 1994