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Garfield

Garfield! Wake up! Come on, Garfield! Time's wasting! It's a new year, pal. Time for a new start! There's a new world out there with new challenges! And it's all mine! TALLYHO!! New year, new start, new world, same Jon.

1 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what the world needs? More sugary treats! Love! What are you? Some kind of a nut?

2 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad news, Garfield. I forgot to buy cat food! Oh, no! Whatever will I do?

3 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Here you go, Jon! I'm not your pet! You're mine! And furthermore...is that turkey?

4 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh This, obviously, is not my hat.

5 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

? Every sweater I own is missing. Warm at last.

6 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think I'm funny? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Sorry. I thought you were kidding.

7 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

DING-DONG YES? z-wip SPLOT!

8 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Found a spider in the freezer.

9 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Spider race! WHAP! The winner!

10 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

cough cough How about a cough drop? WHAP Those things really work.

11 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

SWAT! heh heh heh This is not a good sign.

12 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

O.K. Garfield, pretend I'm a mouse. I'm running across the room. What do you do? Take me to your cheese.

13 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

What's this? A list of things I'm NOT going to do today!

14 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP Milk? I think I'll have toast.

15 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You're not very cheerful today. You missed it.

16 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

What a beautiful, sunny day! -

17 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You are a dolt. You ar eugly, and you are generally unacceptable. They love attention.

18 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

BLAGOONGA! Blaoonga? Odie needs tuning.

19 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Jane, congratulations! You have won the grand prize! A night out with Jon Arbuckle! She'd rather have a dishwasher. Counter with a bun warmer.

20 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

What do you think of when you see a beautiful scene like this, Garfield? Pizza. And that stump over there reminds me of a lasagna.

21 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click Rats! Reruns! I wanna see something different! -

22 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Coffee? Your guess is as good mine.

23 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Is your coffee too strong, Garfield? I don't know. Before I could taste it, it got up and walked away.

24 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Be careful, Garfield. That coffee is hot. Thanks for the warning.

25 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

One more sip of coffee would probably be a mistake. I know my caffeine.

26 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon says if I run fast, I can avoid exercise! * Waaaaaait a second.

27 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Look! I brought you a nice, juicy bone! I'll leave it here, just out of your reach. Enjoy!

28 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

click click click Reruns! click click click click Yesterday's news... Leftovers! There's never anything NEW around here! Run for your life! The plumbing backed up, and thousands of piranha are spawning in the toilet!! AGAIN?!

29 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm reading about the pioneers. Like my crazy great-grandfather, Oslo. He moved his family thousands of miles across uncharted territory. They were very brave. "I hear a can opener," he kept saying.

30 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, did you say I should, or should NOT stop bothering you? GO AWAY! Not until you answer my question.

31 January 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, great. A new mouse hole. plit What's that? Standard lease agreement.

1 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm improving my mind. You should try it sometime. Okay. Now what can I do to improve Jon's mind?

2 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Old Dog What are you going to do? Gum me? That geezer's lethal with a cane.

3 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, that was a great meal. scrape scrape scrape scrape By, golly, he's right.

4 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

zwip WOOP! zwippy zwippy WOAAAH WOOO! YI YI YI YI Whew! SPLAT

5 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

? tap tap tap -

6 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The Cat Channel presents everyone's favorite game show... "Sleeping For Dollars!" Z Z Z Z Z I love sports.

7 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z click Eighteen hours, nine minutes. Roll me over. I can do better!

8 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I wish I were asleep. You ARe asleep. Then that explains that. Z

9 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I know what you want, Garfield. I can read your mind. You want food! Sure, and by the way, your car's on fire.

10 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

For diner you are having some disgusting glop I made from who knows what. All right!

11 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

SMACK flink snicker snicker Z I hate spiders.

12 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

AARRRGH! I have cat hair all over me! brush brush brush Join the club.

13 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You're shedding. AM NOT! snip snip

14 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Well if this isn't "Mister Gluttony" How are you, "Mister I Think I'll Eat Two Dozen Doughnuts In One Sitting"? Taking a nap "Mister Stuff My Face Till I Pass Out"? Just don't call me "Mister Lardo".

15 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield has a bad habit of. How about this weather? Interrupting me.

16 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Did it suddenly get stupider in here?

17 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't wait for spring.

18 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

* Hey, Odie. I'll be you and you be me! pant pant pant BARK! BARK! GULP PUNT Z I've been a dog only two minutes and I already have cats.

19 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

What happened to all the aluminium foil? Disgiused as a leftover, Garfield? Shhhh! You'll spook the meatloaf!

20 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The Loch Ness cat surfaces. He surveys his territory. And spies a diet on the horizon.

21 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You have a bad attitude about this diet, Garfield. To successfully diet, you have to want to diet. It's hard to find a reason to diet when your wardrobe always fits.

22 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's right! I'm going to approach this diet with a positive mental attitude! With a smile on my face. And a frown in my stomach.

23 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't eat those doughnuts! You're on a diet, Garfield! I won't eat 'em, I'll swear! I JUST WANT TO RUB THEM ALL OVER MY BODY!

24 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

AAARRGHH So how did you do on your diet? Let's just say I won't be wearing bikini briefs to the beach anytime soon.

25 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

STICK 'EM UP! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hee Hee Hee. YAH HA HA HA HO HO HOOOO! pound pound YAHH HA HA HA HA Hee hee hee hee...hoo boy...hee hee Hee..* GARFIELD!

26 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield was real grumpy this morning. So I sent him out for a nice walk... Which seems to have done some good! I maimed three squirrels.

27 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello, fatso. Hello, shredded shirt. -

28 February 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I've never been in better shape in my life! *I* have! I guess I topped him!

1 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You're lazy, Garfield. I happen to be conducting a scientific experiment, thank you. Lazy, lazy. I'm testing the first law of physics... Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy! "Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest".

2 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Woof woof Meow meow Blah-dee-blah-dee-dah Hee hee hee hee hee Small talk.

3 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I always like to make sure Odie and I have the exact same amount of food. -

4 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Can we talk? I'll tell you, Pooky, life's not fair. I'm forced to live with a dog who looks like a lemon with a tongue... And an owner whose idea of a good time is taping his lips to a... * Do you mind?! I was just confiding my teddybear! Did you see that

5 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It's Power Pooky! Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuuh! Able to stave off loneliness in a single hug! You don't need big muscles to be a super hero.

6 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

*SQUEEEEZE You never hug ME like that. With all due respect, you're no teddy bear.

7 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh HUGGG Thanks. No problem.

8 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

How was your meal, Garfield? Fine, thanks. And how about you, Pooky? Are you STUFFED? I'm not even going to dignify that with a grin.

9 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

That concludes tonight's program. Next on "nature world"... The bear...friend of man? Or vicious killer?

10 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

What do you want to do today, Pooky? PLOP Not much with words, but what an idea man!

11 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Come a little closer. Make me. Make me make you. Make me make you make me. Make me make you make me make you. Make me make you make me make you make me. Make me make you make me make you make me make you. Make me make you make memake...um...ummm... Wait

12 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

All cats love to play in paper bags! Go on, try it! Am I having fun yet? SEE?!

13 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I can wait, bird. Sooner or later, you've gotta come out of there again.

14 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

TWIST -

15 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Cream in your coffee, Garfield? I'M SORRY! DID I OFFEND YOUR SENSE OF AESTHETICS?!

16 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Click! Z Hey! I was watching that!

17 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

ATTENTION! STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER! STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP A BURGER Alarm! Ah-HA

18 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy

19 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm calling the travel agency to plan our vacation. Hello, Donna? Jon Arbuckle. I wanna go somewhere tropical and cheap...great! Book 'em Donna! Pack your bags, ol' buddy. We are going to the island of Guano-Guano! Why is it I have thefeeling this trip ha

20 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, I'M ready to start our vacation. Are you packed yet, Garfield? All set.

21 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

As usual, Garfield, I'm going to have to dress you up to take you on the airplane. Well, I guess this outfit isn't so bad... Considering...

22 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Where's Odie? I hop he's okay. Relax, Jon. How much trouble could he get into on a plane?

23 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder how you make these seats recline. Maybe this little button does the trick. Nope. That's not it.

24 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The captain apologizes for the slight turbulence. This also concludes the meal portion of your flight.

25 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

May I help you, sir? I'm fine, thanks. * Are you sure you don't need anything? Tell me... Is it my cologne? My charm? My rugged good looks? What? What are you talking about? Hey, admit it! You can't leave me alone. What's the story? Okay, big boy, I'll t

26 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, here we are in beautiful Guano-Guano, guys! Look, a native! ALOHA, DUDE! Aloha, this! Uh, must be an obscure Guano-Guano greeting. No, I think that's pretty universal.

27 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

We'd like a room, please. Sorry, we don't allow pets. Very well, he'll sleep in the car.

28 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, where's the bed in this room? SLAM! Here it is, Jon. ...Jon?

29 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's hit the beach! What the? Natives here wear palm fronds, so I'm going to blend right in! When in Rome, do as the Romans do! So this is dorkland.

30 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You going to a costume party? I thought people from Guano-Guano wore palm fronds. Not since the investation of leaf weasels. WOAH! HEY! WOAH! MUNCH CHOMP MUNCH Kind of sad, isn't it? Not ot mention indecent.

31 March 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield, a sheell. Jon. If you put this on your ear, you can hear the ocean! Uh...Jon? Isn't that the shell of the spiny screaming death crab?

1 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Guano-Guano TIKI HUT Isn't this exciting? A real tropical restaurant! Ahem. Uh, the only thing on the menu is "unguah". What's that? You don't want to know. Not even a hint? Trust me. You don't want to know. Okay, we'll take threeorders. Excelle

2 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Springtime is here! Lock the door. It's time for our traditional greeting! Oh no! HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!! This is the lowest point of the year.

3 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

SHOONK Mow the lawn!

4 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Artistic Dog Yeah, right. -

5 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

That floor is pretty cold this morning, isn't it?

6 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Chapter one: "Encouraging your cat to exercise". Chapter two: "Meet mister Cattle Prod". I think I'll sleep in the car.

7 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

TLOK TLOK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK TLOK TLOK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK Psst! Odie! Want some more peanut butter?

8 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, spring... When a young cat's fancy... Lightly turns to thoughts of... ping! ZOOOM Daisies!

9 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

People think I'm boring. That's not entirely true, Jon. Cats think you're boring, too.

10 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, to demonstrate dog's amazing tracking ability, here's Odie! Yo! Over here! This way!

11 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! The walls are closing in on me! Oh...never mind. Walk into a closet again? Smart guy.

12 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It's time for the weather! But, there was no weather today! Hey! This job is easy when you don't get out of your chair. Tell me about it.

13 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's mother made him a new sweater. And he looks great in it! There doesn't seem to be an opening for my head. Like I said...

14 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Faithful Odie, always cheerful...so loving... And faithful Garfield, always so...soo.. Yes? There. Thank you! Thank you!

15 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAH! Disgusting! Vile! And tha spider's ugly, too.

16 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are supposed to chase mice. Fascinating! Tell me more about cats!

17 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Chase the mouse! Jon, Jon, Jon... How can I chase him if he isn't moving?

18 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Can you reach the mouse, Garfield? No. But I can reach his refrigerator!

19 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, I'm circulating a petition asking that the mouse move out. I might even sign it myself. Yes, nature can be cruel.

20 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! Uh, Garfield... WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! Yes?

21 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

C'mon, mouse...let go! Say "Pretty please with a cherry on top".

22 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Well! For once it's nice to see you on the job! It's about time you earned your keep around here! Keep up the good work! pat pat pat Got any threes? Go fish.

23 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Lousy weather we're having. Not if you don't get out of bed!

24 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Can you birds come out to play? Sure! Right after we finish eating these juicy worms! Never mind.

25 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield... Did you drop this bowling ball? Me?

26 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! In case you were wondering, the paint's not dry yet.

27 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The news is too depressing. So tonight I'll read a comic book instead! Zombies from Venus are invading earth? Film at eleven.

28 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm. Interesting lettuce. There's a phrase you don't hear every day.

29 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

30 April 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm tired. Not only can't I hold my eyes open... I can barely hold someone else's eyes open.

1 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm hiding from Odie.

2 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Do not take the lid off this jar! I took the jar off the lid!

3 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

How have I been? I'm fine, thank me. Well, I look good. Thank me for saying so. Tell me, what have I been up to? I hate it when his guests don't show up.

4 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm in a playful mood. And when I'm in a playful mood, that can mean only one thing! Chess by mail! Do you feel that? That's electricity in the air!

5 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Yawn Oooooo YAWN Show-off.

6 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

pick -

7 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

There are your global disasters... There are your national emergencies... And then there's Jon. Well, I was flossing, and...

8 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't sleep. Here it is, 3 A.M., and I'm still wide awake. You can't possibly realize how annoying that is.

9 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Marcia, if you're not busy tonight... I'd like to treat you to a movie. Well, I was thinking of going too... There's always a catch.

10 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You are fat, Garfield! No I'm not! Your stomach is snowcapped. I was standing too close to the freezer, okay?!

11 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z I feel safer when he's asleep. BONK! Z

12 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I put a bell around Garfield's neck. Now I'll be able to tell where he is. Ha! Ha!

13 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

BRRRIIINNNGG!!! Razor. scrape scrape scrape Comb. BZZZZZZZZ This going to be even funnier when he wakes up.

14 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you know that spiders aren't insect? WHAM! Funny, they squish like insects.

15 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Now THAT'S a strong cup of coffee.

16 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

smack! SMACK! Hey! What happened to "The Far Side"?

17 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Geronimo! I'm not getting enough sleep.

18 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity

19 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

* lap lap lap lap lap lap lap burrrrp

20 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity SPLOT SPLUT! SPLUT SPLOT! Never follow a dog act.

21 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Dog: man's best friend. Man: dog's best friend. YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER!

22 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The National Nonviolent Network... proudly presents... "Balloon Toss at The O.K. Corral". I can't watch!

23 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, see wht this tastes like. Tastes like an old hyena! It's old hyena. Then why don't I feel like laughing?

24 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah! Snack food! Potato chips and sparrows! What have you got there? Potato chips and stuff.

25 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z OGGGG YESSS, IT'S A BEEEAUTIFUL MORNING!! That's one bubble I can't wait to burst.

26 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you ever feel like you just have to get up and get out? Happened last week. I sat on a ferret.

27 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z -

28 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Greetings, folks! I...um...um... Never hire a dog as a cue card boy. -

29 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY BONK! I want that usher's name!

30 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

A funny thing happened on the way to the fence tonight. I walked up to this chihuahua and asked him for five bucks. He said, "Sorry, I'm a little short right now"! No, I kid chihuahuas! Seriously, they're a beautiful breed of rat, I meandog! But

31 May 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I know why you people don't get my jokes! You're not hip! You're too old! Why don't you all go home? Isn't it past your bedtime?! KONK!

1 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Maestro, if you please... ** Ahem...in my key, please. ** Thank you.

2 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You wouldn't hit a cat with glasses, would you? SPLAT! SPLUT SPLIT SPLOT SPLAT SPLOT SPLOT SPLUT! -

3 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, guys! Look at the chicks! I have just the thing to impress them. In-line skates! Get ready to meet your destiny...let's GO!!! YAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahh I think it was the "destiny" line that should have tipped me off.

4 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Poor Jon, sitting there so peacefully. I really should stop harassing him. But first I have to get rid of this brick.

5 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

SHOOM! -

6 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN YAWN We do our own stunts.

7 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

To keep Garfield from taking cookies, I have installed a surveillance camera. Hey! Where's my camera?! Stole it. Sold it. Bought more cookies.

8 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a talking bird! And you are a fat. ugly cat! Who is no longer hungry.

9 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Coming up next... Advanced drape clawing techniques. Educational T.V.!

10 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Yawn. Yawn. Good night, Garfield. click Good night, Jon. click zzzZZSNOORE click SNOORRRRE click SNOOOORE HARK!-KAFF! KAFF! GASP! SNORT! SNORT! SNAAAARK! GAHHHHEEE!!! Oh. pipe down and gimme your pillow.

11 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

OH, NO! My birthday is right around the corner!

12 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

How does it feel to be turning 17, Garfield? Great! I'm learning something new every day! And forgetting two old things.

13 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not aging, I'm maturing. Okay, so I'm aging.

14 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

If you tell me how old you're going to be next week, I promise not to laugh. Seventeen. I would have preferred the laugh.

15 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

There are lots of advantaged to growing older! There's, uh... -

16 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Well! How nice! A birthday card. Thanks. Sa' right.

17 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Who, me? AH CHOO! HA! POO! Thank goodness!

18 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

WOOOOOSH Happy 17th. Practice! That was practice!

19 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Wow. Z He got out of bed today. Z

20 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It would be nice to see you two cooperating. I guess I asked for it.

21 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Do not damage the new couch! Okay! CRASH! BAM! SMASH! Destroyed everything BUT the couch, right? Everything.

22 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog And His Little Fiend Mr. Wolverine That does it.

23 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

They put a proverb under each yearbook picture. Euphemia Hinkle: ! A penny saved is a penny earned". Jon Arbuckle: "A fool and his money are soon parted".

24 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

sniffff ! * WHAP!

25 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Reserved I'm a regular here.

26 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I might as well relax till I get rescued from this tree. Cats always get rescued. Buuuuut, what do I know?

27 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Windy today. SCHWAP! "Gemini: today you will reach new heights".

28 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Here comes the fire department! I'm saved! SQIRRRRT

29 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Stuck up in a tree again. WHY do I stupid things like this?! And that.

30 June 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It's Jon! I'm saved! B-D-D-D-D-D My hero.

1 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner! ZIP SPLOP! GARFIELD! CHOMP SLURP NARF NARF MUNCH SMACK CHOMP You pig! Where are your manners?! Forgive me. NARF NARF CHOMP SLURP MUNCH CHOMP

2 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Today's the day we start a new roll of paper towels! Hey, pal. Are you okay? Oh, I don't know, Jon. I so looked forward to this, and now that it's here, I guess I'm suffering from post-paper towel depressin... Heeey, are you picking on me?

3 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It wouldn't hurt you to go out and get a little sun! I'll go out. But I refuse to get any sun!

4 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to show the world I'm not lazy! If SOMEONE would please open the door for me. tap tap tap

5 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Lasagna, Garfield? I'd die for this guy. It's low calorie. GULP And one-third the fat. Then bring me two more, dip wad.

6 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight the National Cat Channel presents... An unwanted dog's tragic journey... "Old drooler meets the electric fence". I should be taping this.

7 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Odie! Here, Odie! Garfield, is Odie outside? Mostly. -

8 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN click SMACK click

9 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Everything around here is mine, mine, mine! Make me an offer.

10 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Everything is gray and dull. I just realized I haven't dusted in 17 years. Aha.

11 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that the best you can do? Belly to the ground! LOAF, mister! LOAF! I'm Odie's trainer.

12 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Today is 2.3% more than yesterday. I have a great deal of experience in this area.

13 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Come on, Garfield! There's a big, wonderful world out there! I prefer my small, crummy world, thank you.

14 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It's the weekend, and you know what that means... Two words, Garfield... "Board Games". Whoa! My fun meter is a-jumpin' off the scale!

15 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. Fishing is slow today, boys. Watch and learn. Look at the big red worm! Fish love corn. And hate having faces made at them. And they REALLY hate the polka. And I hate fishing in a comic strip.

16 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

My uncle Ed was big on etiquette. "Never belch out loud," he always said. Then one day he blew out an eyeball.

17 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! Don't tell me...you're doing something different with your hair, right?

18 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if I'm just too sophisticated for my own good. Excellent question. Let's ask your bunny slippers what they think.

19 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Dinner! THHHHHHUUCK!! What took you so long? It's a hot day, and that was a vinyl armchair.

20 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Nothing unpleasant has happened all day. SPLUT! All you had to do was ask.

21 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! Weirdo.

22 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

SPROING TWANG THOT! SPROING TWANG THOT! SPROING TWANG THOT! SPROING TWANG THOT Pull! GARFIELD!!

23 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Suzy the canary, missing october '78... Spanky the goldfish, missing november `81. Raymond the poisonous toad... Raymond I remember.

24 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Say "when". That was the last bag. In that case, "when".

25 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You blinked.

26 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield, an empty box! You can hide i it, play in it... Or empty the refrigerator. I need wheels.

27 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, it's the middle of the night! What are you doing?! And what's that smell? Barbecuing an owl.

28 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm making a little sandwich. Hey you! Yeah you across the street! Get away from my pastrami!

29 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Ahem. Excuse me, I'm wearing an accordian... Women are attracted to musicians, so I... Don't tell me. Thi is that show where they play practical jokes, right? The cat's a hidden camera, right? I'm on television right now! We'redrawing a crowd. Perhaps if

30 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight's movie contains material of a graphic nature. Viewer discretion is advised. -

31 July 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG BEWARE OF CAT -

1 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

New haircut. New shocked expression.

2 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, is it true you're too stupid to know when you're insulted? I love that dog.

3 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Go away. Make me. Okey! Stay here! See ya.

4 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp AWWWK! I wasn't hungry. I just wanted to shut him up.

5 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

** RIIINNG! ** RIIINNG RIIINNG Hello, Mr. Arbuckle? This is Liz, your pet's veterinarian. I'm just calling to confirm the appointment for your cat's booster shot... PANT PANT PANT PANT The shot will be worth it just to see him tryand explain that.

6 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Today I'm going to share with others! As soon as I find others with things I want.

7 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Today is Odie's birthday, not that you care! Hey! I care! There's a cake here somewhere, right?

8 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Great to see you, Odie! CRAASH! Wagged himself off the table.

9 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

HellOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! click Don't claw my leg when I'm on the phone! Then when should I claw it?

10 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Get in here! squeak squeak squeak squeak Let's talk LAZY Let's.

11 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

* Oh, no! It's that daisy-stomping cat! ** And there's nowhere to hide! -

12 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi there. Hey, you're a nurse! Small world. Oh, are you a nurse? No, but I had an appendectomy once. Wanna see my scar? Sure. Feast your eyes on this! And the plot thickens.

13 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Thank you for that wonderful ovation! CLAP CLAP YAAAY! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP BRAVO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

14 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

schlurp boing boing boinb

15 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter clomp skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter clomp peg leg.

16 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

click yeeeeooow!!!!

17 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

FORE! WHOCK! -

18 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Spider pushups.

19 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Bedtime? Bedtime. tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff Z

20 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You like to be the center of attention, don't you? No, I don't!

21 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Now you try it. BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! New guy.

22 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Do-nothing contest! You win. Ha! I win!

23 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

So I jump into the pool. Suddenly people are yelling, "rat in the pool!" I was so embarrassed! There are some places where you just can't wear a chest toupee.

24 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

PLOP! Watching another cooking show, Garfield? I'm emotinally drained.

25 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

We're out of ketchup. How did that happen? I have no idea.

26 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z Z ** DINGLE DINGLE -

27 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Boys, it's a beautiful day! Why don't we drive out to the beach? Besides, the TV is broken. Surf's up!

28 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, I guess I'll get undressed. ZIP I planned ahead and wore my swimming trunks under my pants. EEEK! YAAAHH! SHRIEEEK! Gee, nobody can wear a pastrami on rye the way you can, Jon.

29 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Odie! C'mon now...I don't look that bad... Do I?

30 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield! Let's play with the beach ball! C'mon, it'll be fun! Let's play! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! Hey, that WAS fun!

31 August 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

What was it that I liked about the beach so much? Oh, yeah...I remember. Absolutely nothing.

1 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Say, how about you and me doing some boogieboarding? ssssssssss A simple "no" would have sufficed! Poor Rusty.

2 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN YAWN YAWN yawn -

3 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Some days you gotta work for it, and some days it walks right up to you.

4 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad day at the beach, Garfield. I warned you about going outside. I met the worst bully ever. Yeah? He made me throw sand in my face. sounds like one bad dude.

5 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap SHRIEEK! WHAT?! Are you over that sunburn yet?

6 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I awoke to songbirds outside my window, Garfield. Serenading me with sweet song. Welcoming the morning. Tomorrow we should be able to sleep in...

7 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon wanted to mow the lawn. I wanted to sleep. We reached an agreement.

8 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I shouldn't kick Odie. BOOT! CRASH! I really shouldn't. You shouldn't eat all the ice cream. I really shouldn't.

9 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z YAWN I hate mondays. Mondays are boring, woe is me... scratch scratch Get the paper, Garfield. Sigh...yes master. It's sunday!

10 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch me fool Jon. Hello, sir. I'm a pleasant cat! Where's Garfield? I'm good.

11 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Dog So, scare me. I hate that sign.

12 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

click click click click Nothing good on. Dogs are stupid. Hold on.

13 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

That's odd. I'm having trouble getting a date. Shut up! I made one little gagging noise.

14 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, what happened to the other curtain? We'll look for it after the luau, Bwana.

15 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

ARRRGGHHH! THIS DOES NOT WORK! NOW I'M SITTING IN THE GLUE!! So much for model building.

16 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmmm I haven't purred in a long time. Cats only purr when they're happy and content... Does this mean that I'm not happy anyomre? This is awful! I'm so depressed. BOOT! Purrrrrrrrr *

17 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Super Pooky spies a party on the horizon! BANZAI! SPLOOSH Where are you going? To suck punch out of my bear.

18 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

-

19 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

SQUEEZE May I have a hug like that? -

20 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes, I think you love that teddy bear more than you love me. He, hey, don't be so down on yourself. As long as you can open that can opener, you have a special place in my heart. pat pat

21 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z

22 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Pooky, you're my only fried. You're the only one who understands me. You're the only one I don't have to share food with.

23 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

CRACK-POP! One, two, one, two, one, two... Remember, it's important to stretch and warm up... Before engaging in any strenuous activity. click click click click click click click click click click click click click click clickclick click click click clic

24 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm ignoring Jon. You're not supposed to like it!

25 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You can tell a lot by observing people, Garfield. Take Mrs. Feenie for example. She seems stressed. He has a bat caught in her hairnet.

26 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

EEEERRRRRGGHHHH NNNNGGGGHHHHH Hey! Pickles! Help yourself. I'm too tired to eat.

27 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

There are a few things about you that could use improvement. When did Jon start talking to himself?

28 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Like my new suit, Garfield? Define "like". I have a special date tonight. Define "special". She loves how I dress. He's dating a clown!

29 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

There's something wrong with the freezer. And we're out of ice.

30 September 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Call the rescue squad! Jon! It's Odie! He's trapped up a tree! He can't get down! Odie appears to be tied to that branch. Do you suppose the rescue squad could pick up a pizza on the way over?

1 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh boy, here it comes! ** I love a parade! * Look mommy, a marching band! I hate you.

2 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, when you and your stomach won't fit through the door, what should you do? Make the doorway wider? Lose weight! Remodeling would be easier.

3 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The weight is eight ounces. You have gained one pound. Life's not fair.

4 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm back! And you're back on a diet. Rats.

5 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield is going to lose some weight. Hey! He's on a sure-fire diet. Yo. The "too-fat-to-reach-food" diet. How about a hand here?

6 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

GEEZ You're fat! "Geez you're fat"?! Is that ALL you have to say?! No. Your feet stink, too.

7 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Dinner! CRUCH MUNCH MUNCH snif WAAHH!

8 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

So, how goes the diet? WOAH! I guess THAT answers my question.

9 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember, Garfield, if you cheat on your diet... You're only hurting yourself! Ouch!

10 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hold it right there! You KNOW what's going to happen... You're going to step on. I'll tell you youre fat. Then you'll loose your temper and stomp me flat. Well, shall we get started? Hop on, tubby.

11 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I want to congratulate you on sticking to your diet. Mustard.

12 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

This diet is driving me nuts! I've got to stop thinking about food! DING-DONG ** Cookie Cookies Cookie EEEYAAHHH!! EEK!

13 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Cat, let's make a deal... From now on we'll be nice to each other, agreed? Agreed. OK. Now...slowly put the bowling ball down. It's an uneasy truce.

14 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

SLURRP AAAHHHHH SLURRRRRRRRP AHHHHHH SLURR GARFIELD!! Do you realize what an annoying habit that is?! Yes.

15 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I flirted with a pretty girl today, Garfield. Our eyes met. She smiled sweetly. Then her boyfriend made me eat my socks. You'll always have the moment.

16 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

What happened to the leftover meatloaf? It's no longer with us. Burp. I stand corrected.

17 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! Nice collar. Do you really like it? I mean... BARK! BARK! BARK!

18 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Jon. What's with the feathers? Leftovers.

19 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm on my way to a party! To put a stop to it, no doubt.

20 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I know what you need, Garfield. You need to be reassured of my affection. You need a pat on the head. I need to know if I'm in your will.

21 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The fence for two please. Right this way, my dear. What's going on here?! You promised me a show and a dinner! Yes, I did. Here's your show. tappity tappity tappity tappity SPLUT! And here's your dinner.

22 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you know what I saw in the living room last night? A mouse! And do you know what that means?! Somebody's not doing his job! Am I really needed in this conversation?

23 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

YOU are a cat! THAT is a mouse! Pleased to meet you. SLAP!

24 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

YANK! GARFIELD! Hee hee hee. So I suppose you're going to blame the cat.

25 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Nature compels me to chase that mouse. Taxi!

26 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

This has gone too far!

27 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

This mouse call drives 'em nuts. It sounds like swiss cheese aging.

28 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

blah blah blah blah We'll be right back after this message. ZOOOM!! SHOOOM! And now back to our show.

29 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The moon is full, and an eerie creaking is heard as a coffin lid slowly opens...as.. COUNT CAT once again stalks the night! GARFIELD! BRING MY BATH TOWEL BACK!

30 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Count Cat steals through the inky night... Searching for a fresh neck to bite... Or maybe a nice tongue.

31 October 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Count Cannie! How good to see you again! Come, we must dine together. I'll split a neck with you.

1 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Count Cat's ghastly reign of terror continues! -

2 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It's midnight. Dark and stormy. And I'll bet there's a full moon. Where do you keep the livestock?

3 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Do not resist me! There's no such thing as a vampire cat! It's just as well. Cakes don't have necks anyway.

4 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmmm... It's that time of night. Time to sneak out to the fridge for a midnight snack. SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK CLICK AAARRRRGGHHHH!!

5 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hee hee hee What are you plotting, Garfield? I'm not plotting anything. I already did it.

6 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Why don't you two cheer up? Much better.

7 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

"Look, Suzy, here comes Mister Mailman." That reminds me, I have to check the traps. " MISTEr MAILMAN IS OUR FRIEND, SAID SUZY!" Keep reading.

8 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm practicing looking innocent. Garfield, would you happen to know who emptied the refrigerator? With a face like this?

9 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I remember the glory days of my youth. Saturday nights cruising the main drag... 'course I had to have the tractor back by ten. Sigh.

10 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a new, positive outlook on life! Which is no doubt doomed to failure.

11 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

-

12 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! clap clap clap clap BOO! Hey! Why are you booing? I haven't even started yet! I caught the matinee.

13 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Please, just for once, no booing tonight, okay? Okay. Thenk you. HISS HISS HISS HISSSS HISS HISSS

14 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Hey, I'm trying to do a show here! Would you two mind paying attention?! Sure. Sorry. BOO! BOO!

15 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Your act stinks! There's that heckler again. Look, buddy, just once, can't you find something nice to say? That's a really well-built fence!

16 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Thank you for your applause! I SAID, THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPLAUSE! clap clap Thank you! Thank you! Whoa! Too much! You're too kind, really! Thank you!

17 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

There will now be a fifteen-minute intermission. For me to towel off. And for you to reload.

18 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP -twist twist twiiiiist DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP Z DRIP DRIP DRIP Z DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP Z

19 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Can life get any better than this? If so, keep it for yourself.

20 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

SIP Whoa! Give ME some of that!

21 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm having an identity crisis. Moo. Just kidding! Are you sure? We're out of milk.

22 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Get the cat...blah, blah, blah. Help, help...and so on. I think the magic has gone out of our relationship.

23 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

He look! A flea collar! Ha ha ha haaa!Hey, cat! We spit on your flea collar! Yeah! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! We dance on your flea collar! Yee ha! Yeees, it's time to replace the ol' flea collar.

24 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a small world. Compared to Garfield. Shaddup.

25 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

YIPE! SMACK Big spiders require sunday editions. YAAHHH!

26 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow Nature is a wondrous thing, isn't it, Garfield? Uh-huh. WHACK!

27 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

TWANG! SMACK!

28 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You'll be happy to knowI've decided to be kinder to my animal friends. Really? Really. Hey, fatty-fatty-fatso! Fat-fat-fat! Tubby, tubby tub-o-lard, fat fat, fat! He's gonna squash good.

29 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Who are you? I'm the ghost of the spider you squashed yesterday! SMACK! -

30 November 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Today is phony smile day! Hey, mister! Isn't that a REAM smile? Cheater.

1 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

The milk has gone bad. "How do I know?" you ask? The fact that it's sitting there without a glass is a clue.

2 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

CRASH! Hee hee hee hee hee Dogs.

3 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Only an idiot would enjoy a monday. Thank your for the visual aid, Odie!

4 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Bees! The old "honey.in-the-shampoo" gag.

5 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm, the birds are gone. Or they're getting sneakiner. Clear to surface, cap'n.

6 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is coming!

7 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

roll roll roll Toilet paper? Christmas list.

8 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

* RINNNG! Z It's officially the start of the Christmas season! I just had my first sugarplum dream!

9 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! SPLOT GARFIELD!

10 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, guess what I found! It's a Christmas starter kit! All you add is the tree.

11 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

There are so many nice tree to choose from. I can't decide which one I like... Neither can Odie. He likes them all.

12 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

One...two...three...PULL! MAybe I should have pulled it through the door the other way. Gee, you think so, Einstein?

13 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't know. The tree still doesn't look straight to me. What do you think? It all depends on how you look at it.

14 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

* DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA-LA-LAH-LAH-LAH, LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHHH... ** FAH-LAH-LAH-LAH-LA-LA-LA-LAAHH, FAH-FAH-FAH-LA-LA-LA-LA-FAH-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHH!! Once you start Fah-lah-lah-ing, it's hard to know when to stop.

15 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD!!

16 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap DONK WHOA! YOING Well, don't just stand there...do something! SEE...The Living Lawn Decoration Oooooo World's Only Human Ornament Ooooo What kind of statement are you trying to make, Mr. Arbuckle? That I hat emy cat!Well ho ho ho to you, too.

17 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

No, I haven't bought your Christmas present yet. Not that I'm pressing.

18 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

"Merry Christmas to you, son". Most mothers just slip a few dollars into their children's Christmas cards. Jon's mom slips in a baked ham.

19 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Baking is a Christmas tradition. There are chistmas cookies, cakes, pies, fudge, candies... What happened to you? I'm keeping a tradition alive.

20 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

shake shake shake Hmmm Hmmm shake shake shake Hmmm

21 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

** Thanks. Urf. Laugh if you want, but he bakes the best Christmas cookies in town. munch munch

22 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, you! Only ONE candy cane! Give me those back! Hey! Ow! Those are claws! OW! OW! YAAAHH! GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME! Your Picture With Santa.

23 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, let's see... "Landing Lights" are on... Stockings are hung...milk and cookies are out...what have I forgotten? Oh, yeah! SNAP! -

24 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

364 days out of the year I can't pry the boys out of bed with a crowbar. Christmas morning, however...

25 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It's not fair. You wait and wait and wait for Christmas to come... Then, suddenly, it's gone. Sort of like a really good sneeze.

26 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Where's my spinning bow tie?! My rubber chicken! Have you seen my rubber chicken and my air horn?! New year's eve always seems to sneak up on him. Do we have a goat?

27 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

* FWEEEEEEP Garfield! New year's eve isn't for three days yet! Practice makes perfect.

28 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see, what should I wear to the new year's party...polka dots, plaid or stripes? Hmmm...definitaly the polka dots. -

29 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

It's almost new year, Garfield, and you know what THAT means... We get to hang up a NEW calendar! Not since the heady days of the sock drawer reorganization has this household witnessed such excitement.

30 December 1995
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield... With a new year up to us, it's good to sit and reflect. To talk of what was, and what can be. Just you and me, pal. Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah, you're saying we didn't get invited to a new year's party!

31 December 1995
 




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