Garfield! Wake up! Come on, Garfield! Time's wasting! It's a new year, pal. Time for a new start! There's a new world out there with new challenges! And it's all mine! TALLYHO!! New year, new start, new world, same Jon.
click click click Reruns! click click click click Yesterday's news... Leftovers! There's never anything NEW around here! Run for your life! The plumbing backed up, and thousands of piranha are spawning in the toilet!! AGAIN?!
Can we talk? I'll tell you, Pooky, life's not fair. I'm forced to live with a dog who looks like a lemon with a tongue... And an owner whose idea of a good time is taping his lips to a... * Do you mind?! I was just confiding my teddybear! Did you see that
Come a little closer. Make me. Make me make you. Make me make you make me. Make me make you make me make you. Make me make you make me make you make me. Make me make you make me make you make me make you. Make me make you make memake...um...ummm... Wait
I'm calling the travel agency to plan our vacation. Hello, Donna? Jon Arbuckle. I wanna go somewhere tropical and cheap...great! Book 'em Donna! Pack your bags, ol' buddy. We are going to the island of Guano-Guano! Why is it I have thefeeling this trip ha
May I help you, sir? I'm fine, thanks. * Are you sure you don't need anything? Tell me... Is it my cologne? My charm? My rugged good looks? What? What are you talking about? Hey, admit it! You can't leave me alone. What's the story? Okay, big boy, I'll t
You going to a costume party? I thought people from Guano-Guano wore palm fronds. Not since the investation of leaf weasels. WOAH! HEY! WOAH! MUNCH CHOMP MUNCH Kind of sad, isn't it? Not ot mention indecent.
Guano-Guano TIKI HUT Isn't this exciting? A real tropical restaurant! Ahem. Uh, the only thing on the menu is "unguah". What's that? You don't want to know. Not even a hint? Trust me. You don't want to know. Okay, we'll take threeorders. Excelle
A funny thing happened on the way to the fence tonight. I walked up to this chihuahua and asked him for five bucks. He said, "Sorry, I'm a little short right now"! No, I kid chihuahuas! Seriously, they're a beautiful breed of rat, I meandog! But
Hey, guys! Look at the chicks! I have just the thing to impress them. In-line skates! Get ready to meet your destiny...let's GO!!! YAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahh I think it was the "destiny" line that should have tipped me off.
Today's the day we start a new roll of paper towels! Hey, pal. Are you okay? Oh, I don't know, Jon. I so looked forward to this, and now that it's here, I guess I'm suffering from post-paper towel depressin... Heeey, are you picking on me?
Ahem. Excuse me, I'm wearing an accordian... Women are attracted to musicians, so I... Don't tell me. Thi is that show where they play practical jokes, right? The cat's a hidden camera, right? I'm on television right now! We'redrawing a crowd. Perhaps if
** RIIINNG! ** RIIINNG RIIINNG Hello, Mr. Arbuckle? This is Liz, your pet's veterinarian. I'm just calling to confirm the appointment for your cat's booster shot... PANT PANT PANT PANT The shot will be worth it just to see him tryand explain that.
The fence for two please. Right this way, my dear. What's going on here?! You promised me a show and a dinner! Yes, I did. Here's your show. tappity tappity tappity tappity SPLUT! And here's your dinner.
* DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA-LA-LAH-LAH-LAH, LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHHH... ** FAH-LAH-LAH-LAH-LA-LA-LA-LAAHH, FAH-FAH-FAH-LA-LA-LA-LA-FAH-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHH!! Once you start Fah-lah-lah-ing, it's hard to know when to stop.
tap tap tap DONK WHOA! YOING Well, don't just stand there...do something! SEE...The Living Lawn Decoration Oooooo World's Only Human Ornament Ooooo What kind of statement are you trying to make, Mr. Arbuckle? That I hat emy cat!Well ho ho ho to you, too.
It's almost new year, Garfield, and you know what THAT means... We get to hang up a NEW calendar! Not since the heady days of the sock drawer reorganization has this household witnessed such excitement.
You know, Garfield... With a new year up to us, it's good to sit and reflect. To talk of what was, and what can be. Just you and me, pal. Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah, you're saying we didn't get invited to a new year's party!