Garfield! Wake up! - Come on, Garfield! Time's wasting! - It's a new year, pal. Time for a new start! - There's a new world out there with new challenges! - And it's all mine! - TALLYHO!! - New year, new start, new world, same Jon.
click click click - Reruns! click click click click - Yesterday's news... - Leftovers! - There's never anything NEW around here! - Run for your life! The plumbing backed up, and thousands of piranha are spawning in the toilet!! - AGAIN?!
I'm reading about the pioneers. Like my crazy great-grandfather, Oslo. - He moved his family thousands of miles across uncharted territory. - They were very brave. "I hear a can opener," he kept saying.
Well if this isn't "Mister Gluttony" - How are you, "Mister I Think I'll Eat Two Dozen Doughnuts In One Sitting"? - Taking a nap "Mister Stuff My Face Till I Pass Out"? Just don't call me "Mister Lardo".
You're lazy, Garfield. I happen to be conducting a scientific experiment, thank you. - Lazy, lazy. I'm testing the first law of physics... - Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy! "Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest".
You going to a costume party? - I thought people from Guano-Guano wore palm fronds. Not since the investation of leaf weasels. - WOAH! HEY! WOAH! MUNCH CHOMP MUNCH Kind of sad, isn't it? Not ot mention indecent.
- Hey, guys! Look at the chicks! - I have just the thing to impress them. - In-line skates! - Get ready to meet your destiny...let's GO!!! - YAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahh I think it was the "destiny" line that should have tipped me off.
Today's the day we start a new roll of paper towels! - Hey, pal. Are you okay? Oh, I don't know, Jon. I so looked forward to this, and now that it's here, I guess I'm suffering from post-paper towel depressin... Heeey, are you picking on me?
Sigh. - Fishing is slow today, boys. Watch and learn. - Look at the big red worm! - Fish love corn. - And hate having faces made at them. - And they REALLY hate the polka. And I hate fishing in a comic strip.
- Call the rescue squad! - Jon! It's Odie! - He's trapped up a tree! - He can't get down! - - Odie appears to be tied to that branch. Do you suppose the rescue squad could pick up a pizza on the way over?
Hold it right there! You KNOW what's going to happen... - You're going to step on. I'll tell you youre fat. Then you'll loose your temper and stomp me flat. - Well, shall we get started? Hop on, tubby.
The fence for two please. - Right this way, my dear. - What's going on here?! You promised me a show and a dinner! - Yes, I did. - Here's your show. tappity tappity tappity tappity - SPLUT! - And here's your dinner.
* DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA-LA-LAH-LAH-LAH, LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHHH... - ** FAH-LAH-LAH-LAH-LA-LA-LA-LAAHH, FAH-FAH-FAH-LA-LA-LA-LA-FAH-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHH!! - Once you start Fah-lah-lah-ing, it's hard to know when to stop.
It's almost new year, Garfield, and you know what THAT means... - We get to hang up a NEW calendar! - Not since the heady days of the sock drawer reorganization has this household witnessed such excitement.
- You know, Garfield... - With a new year up to us, it's good to sit and reflect. - To talk of what was, and what can be. Just you and me, pal. - Do you hear what I'm saying? - Yeah, you're saying we didn't get invited to a new year's party!