Garfield! Wake up! - Come on, Garfield! Time's wasting! - It's a new year, pal. Time for a new start! - There's a new world out there with new challenges! - And it's all mine! - TALLYHO!! - New year, new start, new world, same Jon.
1 January 1995
You know what the world needs? - More sugary treats! - Love! What are you? Some kind of a nut?
2 January 1995
Bad news, Garfield. I forgot to buy cat food! - Oh, no! - Whatever will I do?
3 January 1995
Here you go, Jon! - I'm not your pet! You're mine! - And furthermore...is that turkey?
4 January 1995
- Sigh - This, obviously, is not my hat.
5 January 1995
? - Every sweater I own is missing. - Warm at last.
6 January 1995
Do you think I'm funny? - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - Sorry. I thought you were kidding.
7 January 1995
- - - - DING-DONG - YES? - z-wip SPLOT!
8 January 1995
- - Found a spider in the freezer.
9 January 1995
Spider race! - WHAP! - The winner!
10 January 1995
cough cough - How about a cough drop? WHAP - Those things really work.
11 January 1995
- SWAT! - heh heh heh This is not a good sign.
12 January 1995
O.K. Garfield, pretend I'm a mouse. - I'm running across the room. What do you do? - Take me to your cheese.
13 January 1995
- What's this? - A list of things I'm NOT going to do today!
14 January 1995
- - POP POP POP POP POP POP - POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP - POP POP POP POP POP POP POP - POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP - Milk? I think I'll have toast.
15 January 1995
- - You're not very cheerful today. - You missed it.
16 January 1995
- What a beautiful, sunny day! -
17 January 1995
- You are a dolt. You ar eugly, and you are generally unacceptable. - They love attention.
18 January 1995
BLAGOONGA! - Blaoonga? - Odie needs tuning.
19 January 1995
Jane, congratulations! You have won the grand prize! - A night out with Jon Arbuckle! - She'd rather have a dishwasher. Counter with a bun warmer.
20 January 1995
What do you think of when you see a beautiful scene like this, Garfield? - Pizza. - And that stump over there reminds me of a lasagna.
21 January 1995
Saw it. click - Saw it. click - Saw it. click - Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click - Rats! Reruns! I wanna see something different! -
22 January 1995
Coffee? - - Your guess is as good mine.
23 January 1995
Is your coffee too strong, Garfield? - I don't know. - Before I could taste it, it got up and walked away.
24 January 1995
Be careful, Garfield. - That coffee is hot. - Thanks for the warning.
25 January 1995
One more sip of coffee would probably be a mistake. - - I know my caffeine.
26 January 1995
Jon says if I run fast, I can avoid exercise! - * - Waaaaaait a second.
27 January 1995
Look! I brought you a nice, juicy bone! - I'll leave it here, just out of your reach. - Enjoy!
28 January 1995
click click click - Reruns! click click click click - Yesterday's news... - Leftovers! - There's never anything NEW around here! - Run for your life! The plumbing backed up, and thousands of piranha are spawning in the toilet!! - AGAIN?!
29 January 1995
I'm reading about the pioneers. Like my crazy great-grandfather, Oslo. - He moved his family thousands of miles across uncharted territory. - They were very brave. "I hear a can opener," he kept saying.
30 January 1995
Jon, did you say I should, or should NOT stop bothering you? - GO AWAY! - Not until you answer my question.
31 January 1995