Garfield! Wake up! Come on, Garfield! Time's wasting! It's a new year, pal. Time for a new start! There's a new world out there with new challenges! And it's all mine! TALLYHO!! New year, new start, new world, same Jon.
1 January 1995
You know what the world needs? More sugary treats! Love! What are you? Some kind of a nut?
2 January 1995
Bad news, Garfield. I forgot to buy cat food! Oh, no! Whatever will I do?
3 January 1995
Here you go, Jon! I'm not your pet! You're mine! And furthermore...is that turkey?
4 January 1995
Sigh This, obviously, is not my hat.
5 January 1995
? Every sweater I own is missing. Warm at last.
6 January 1995
Do you think I'm funny? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Sorry. I thought you were kidding.
7 January 1995
DING-DONG YES? z-wip SPLOT!
8 January 1995
Found a spider in the freezer.
9 January 1995
Spider race! WHAP! The winner!
10 January 1995
cough cough How about a cough drop? WHAP Those things really work.
11 January 1995
SWAT! heh heh heh This is not a good sign.
12 January 1995
O.K. Garfield, pretend I'm a mouse. I'm running across the room. What do you do? Take me to your cheese.
13 January 1995
What's this? A list of things I'm NOT going to do today!
14 January 1995
POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP Milk? I think I'll have toast.
15 January 1995
You're not very cheerful today. You missed it.
16 January 1995
What a beautiful, sunny day! -
17 January 1995
You are a dolt. You ar eugly, and you are generally unacceptable. They love attention.
18 January 1995
BLAGOONGA! Blaoonga? Odie needs tuning.
19 January 1995
Jane, congratulations! You have won the grand prize! A night out with Jon Arbuckle! She'd rather have a dishwasher. Counter with a bun warmer.
20 January 1995
What do you think of when you see a beautiful scene like this, Garfield? Pizza. And that stump over there reminds me of a lasagna.
21 January 1995
Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click Saw it. click Rats! Reruns! I wanna see something different! -
22 January 1995
Coffee? Your guess is as good mine.
23 January 1995
Is your coffee too strong, Garfield? I don't know. Before I could taste it, it got up and walked away.
24 January 1995
Be careful, Garfield. That coffee is hot. Thanks for the warning.
25 January 1995
One more sip of coffee would probably be a mistake. I know my caffeine.
26 January 1995
Jon says if I run fast, I can avoid exercise! * Waaaaaait a second.
27 January 1995
Look! I brought you a nice, juicy bone! I'll leave it here, just out of your reach. Enjoy!
28 January 1995
click click click Reruns! click click click click Yesterday's news... Leftovers! There's never anything NEW around here! Run for your life! The plumbing backed up, and thousands of piranha are spawning in the toilet!! AGAIN?!
29 January 1995
I'm reading about the pioneers. Like my crazy great-grandfather, Oslo. He moved his family thousands of miles across uncharted territory. They were very brave. "I hear a can opener," he kept saying.
30 January 1995
Jon, did you say I should, or should NOT stop bothering you? GO AWAY! Not until you answer my question.
31 January 1995