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Garfield

Call the rescue squad! Jon! It's Odie! He's trapped up a tree! He can't get down! Odie appears to be tied to that branch. Do you suppose the rescue squad could pick up a pizza on the way over?

1 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Oh boy, here it comes! ** I love a parade! * Look mommy, a marching band! I hate you.

2 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, when you and your stomach won't fit through the door, what should you do? Make the doorway wider? Lose weight! Remodeling would be easier.

3 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

The weight is eight ounces. You have gained one pound. Life's not fair.

4 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm back! And you're back on a diet. Rats.

5 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield is going to lose some weight. Hey! He's on a sure-fire diet. Yo. The "too-fat-to-reach-food" diet. How about a hand here?

6 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

GEEZ You're fat! "Geez you're fat"?! Is that ALL you have to say?! No. Your feet stink, too.

7 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Dinner! CRUCH MUNCH MUNCH snif WAAHH!

8 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

So, how goes the diet? WOAH! I guess THAT answers my question.

9 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Remember, Garfield, if you cheat on your diet... You're only hurting yourself! Ouch!

10 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Hold it right there! You KNOW what's going to happen... You're going to step on. I'll tell you youre fat. Then you'll loose your temper and stomp me flat. Well, shall we get started? Hop on, tubby.

11 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I want to congratulate you on sticking to your diet. Mustard.

12 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

This diet is driving me nuts! I've got to stop thinking about food! DING-DONG ** Cookie Cookies Cookie EEEYAAHHH!! EEK!

13 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Cat, let's make a deal... From now on we'll be nice to each other, agreed? Agreed. OK. Now...slowly put the bowling ball down. It's an uneasy truce.

14 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

SLURRP AAAHHHHH SLURRRRRRRRP AHHHHHH SLURR GARFIELD!! Do you realize what an annoying habit that is?! Yes.

15 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

I flirted with a pretty girl today, Garfield. Our eyes met. She smiled sweetly. Then her boyfriend made me eat my socks. You'll always have the moment.

16 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

What happened to the leftover meatloaf? It's no longer with us. Burp. I stand corrected.

17 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! Nice collar. Do you really like it? I mean... BARK! BARK! BARK!

18 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Jon. What's with the feathers? Leftovers.

19 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

I'm on my way to a party! To put a stop to it, no doubt.

20 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

I know what you need, Garfield. You need to be reassured of my affection. You need a pat on the head. I need to know if I'm in your will.

21 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

The fence for two please. Right this way, my dear. What's going on here?! You promised me a show and a dinner! Yes, I did. Here's your show. tappity tappity tappity tappity SPLUT! And here's your dinner.

22 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what I saw in the living room last night? A mouse! And do you know what that means?! Somebody's not doing his job! Am I really needed in this conversation?

23 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

YOU are a cat! THAT is a mouse! Pleased to meet you. SLAP!

24 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

YANK! GARFIELD! Hee hee hee. So I suppose you're going to blame the cat.

25 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Nature compels me to chase that mouse. Taxi!

26 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

This has gone too far!

27 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

This mouse call drives 'em nuts. It sounds like swiss cheese aging.

28 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

blah blah blah blah We'll be right back after this message. ZOOOM!! SHOOOM! And now back to our show.

29 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

The moon is full, and an eerie creaking is heard as a coffin lid slowly opens...as.. COUNT CAT once again stalks the night! GARFIELD! BRING MY BATH TOWEL BACK!

30 October 1995
 


 
Garfield

Count Cat steals through the inky night... Searching for a fresh neck to bite... Or maybe a nice tongue.

31 October 1995
 




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