- Call the rescue squad! - Jon! It's Odie! - He's trapped up a tree! - He can't get down! - - Odie appears to be tied to that branch. Do you suppose the rescue squad could pick up a pizza on the way over?
1 October 1995
Oh boy, here it comes! - ** I love a parade! * - Look mommy, a marching band! I hate you.
2 October 1995
Garfield, when you and your stomach won't fit through the door, what should you do? - Make the doorway wider? - Lose weight! Remodeling would be easier.
3 October 1995
The weight is eight ounces. - - You have gained one pound. Life's not fair.
4 October 1995
Garfield, I'm back! - - And you're back on a diet. Rats.
5 October 1995
Garfield is going to lose some weight. Hey! - He's on a sure-fire diet. Yo. - The "too-fat-to-reach-food" diet. How about a hand here?
6 October 1995
GEEZ You're fat! - "Geez you're fat"?! Is that ALL you have to say?! No. - Your feet stink, too.
7 October 1995
Garfield! - Dinner! - - CRUCH - MUNCH MUNCH - snif - WAAHH!
8 October 1995
So, how goes the diet? - WOAH! - I guess THAT answers my question.
9 October 1995
Remember, Garfield, if you cheat on your diet... - You're only hurting yourself! - Ouch!
10 October 1995
Hold it right there! You KNOW what's going to happen... - You're going to step on. I'll tell you youre fat. Then you'll loose your temper and stomp me flat. - Well, shall we get started? Hop on, tubby.
11 October 1995
Garfield, I want to congratulate you on sticking to your diet. - - Mustard.
12 October 1995
This diet is driving me nuts! I've got to stop thinking about food! DING-DONG ** - Cookie Cookies Cookie - EEEYAAHHH!! EEK!
13 October 1995
Cat, let's make a deal... - From now on we'll be nice to each other, agreed? Agreed. - OK. Now...slowly put the bowling ball down. It's an uneasy truce.
14 October 1995
- SLURRP - AAAHHHHH - SLURRRRRRRRP AHHHHHH - SLURR GARFIELD!! - Do you realize what an annoying habit that is?! - Yes.
15 October 1995
I flirted with a pretty girl today, Garfield. - Our eyes met. She smiled sweetly. - Then her boyfriend made me eat my socks. You'll always have the moment.
16 October 1995
What happened to the leftover meatloaf? It's no longer with us. - Burp. - I stand corrected.
17 October 1995
BARK! BARK! Nice collar. - Do you really like it? - I mean... BARK! BARK! BARK!
18 October 1995
Hi, Jon. - What's with the feathers? - Leftovers.
19 October 1995
I'm on my way to a party! - - To put a stop to it, no doubt.
20 October 1995
I know what you need, Garfield. - You need to be reassured of my affection. - You need a pat on the head. I need to know if I'm in your will.
21 October 1995
The fence for two please. - Right this way, my dear. - What's going on here?! You promised me a show and a dinner! - Yes, I did. - Here's your show. tappity tappity tappity tappity - SPLUT! - And here's your dinner.
22 October 1995
Do you know what I saw in the living room last night? - A mouse! And do you know what that means?! - Somebody's not doing his job! Am I really needed in this conversation?
23 October 1995
YOU are a cat! - THAT is a mouse! - Pleased to meet you. SLAP!
24 October 1995
YANK! - GARFIELD! Hee hee hee. - So I suppose you're going to blame the cat.
25 October 1995
Nature compels me to chase that mouse. - - Taxi!
26 October 1995
- - This has gone too far!
27 October 1995
This mouse call drives 'em nuts. - - It sounds like swiss cheese aging.
28 October 1995
blah blah blah blah - We'll be right back after this message. - - ZOOOM!! - - SHOOOM! - And now back to our show.
29 October 1995
The moon is full, and an eerie creaking is heard as a coffin lid slowly opens...as.. - COUNT CAT once again stalks the night! - GARFIELD! BRING MY BATH TOWEL BACK!
30 October 1995
Count Cat steals through the inky night... - Searching for a fresh neck to bite... - Or maybe a nice tongue.
31 October 1995