Count Cannie! How good to see you again! - Come, we must dine together. - I'll split a neck with you.
1 November 1995
Count Cat's ghastly reign of terror continues! - -
2 November 1995
It's midnight. - Dark and stormy. - And I'll bet there's a full moon. Where do you keep the livestock?
3 November 1995
Do not resist me! - There's no such thing as a vampire cat! - It's just as well. Cakes don't have necks anyway.
4 November 1995
Hmmmm... - It's that time of night. - Time to sneak out to the fridge for a midnight snack. SNEAK SNEAK - SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK - CLICK - - AAARRRRGGHHHH!!
5 November 1995
Hee hee hee - What are you plotting, Garfield? I'm not plotting anything. - I already did it.
6 November 1995
- Why don't you two cheer up? - Much better.
7 November 1995
"Look, Suzy, here comes Mister Mailman." - That reminds me, I have to check the traps. - " MISTEr MAILMAN IS OUR FRIEND, SAID SUZY!" - Keep reading.
8 November 1995
- I'm practicing looking innocent. - Garfield, would you happen to know who emptied the refrigerator? With a face like this?
9 November 1995
I remember the glory days of my youth. - Saturday nights cruising the main drag... - 'course I had to have the tractor back by ten. Sigh.
10 November 1995
I have a new, positive outlook on life! - - Which is no doubt doomed to failure.
11 November 1995
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12 November 1995
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! clap clap clap clap BOO! - Hey! Why are you booing? I haven't even started yet! - I caught the matinee.
13 November 1995
Please, just for once, no booing tonight, okay? - Okay. - Thenk you. - HISS HISS HISS HISSSS HISS HISSS
14 November 1995
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah - Hey, I'm trying to do a show here! Would you two mind paying attention?! Sure. Sorry. - BOO! BOO!
15 November 1995
Your act stinks! There's that heckler again. - Look, buddy, just once, can't you find something nice to say? - That's a really well-built fence!
16 November 1995
Thank you for your applause! - I SAID, THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPLAUSE! - clap clap Thank you! Thank you! Whoa! Too much! You're too kind, really! Thank you!
17 November 1995
There will now be a fifteen-minute intermission. For me to towel off. - And for you to reload.
18 November 1995
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP -twist twist twiiiiist DRIP DRIP DRIP - DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - Z DRIP DRIP DRIP - Z DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - Z
19 November 1995
Can life get any better than this? - - If so, keep it for yourself.
20 November 1995
- SIP - Whoa! Give ME some of that!
21 November 1995
I'm having an identity crisis. - Moo. - Just kidding! Are you sure? We're out of milk.
22 November 1995
Get the cat...blah, blah, blah. - Help, help...and so on. - I think the magic has gone out of our relationship.
23 November 1995
He look! A flea collar! Ha ha ha haaa!Hey, cat! We spit on your flea collar! Yeah! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! - We dance on your flea collar! Yee ha! Yeees, it's time to replace the ol' flea collar.
24 November 1995
It's a small world. - - Compared to Garfield. Shaddup.
25 November 1995
- YIPE! - - - SMACK - Big spiders require sunday editions. YAAHHH!
26 November 1995
Wow - Nature is a wondrous thing, isn't it, Garfield? Uh-huh. - WHACK!
27 November 1995
- - TWANG! SMACK!
28 November 1995
You'll be happy to knowI've decided to be kinder to my animal friends. - Really? Really. - Hey, fatty-fatty-fatso! Fat-fat-fat! Tubby, tubby tub-o-lard, fat fat, fat! He's gonna squash good.
29 November 1995
Who are you? I'm the ghost of the spider you squashed yesterday! - SMACK! -
30 November 1995