Today is phony smile day! Hey, mister! Isn't that a REAM smile? Cheater.
1 December 1995
The milk has gone bad. "How do I know?" you ask? The fact that it's sitting there without a glass is a clue.
2 December 1995
CRASH! Hee hee hee hee hee Dogs.
3 December 1995
Only an idiot would enjoy a monday. Thank your for the visual aid, Odie!
4 December 1995
Bees! The old "honey.in-the-shampoo" gag.
5 December 1995
Hmmm, the birds are gone. Or they're getting sneakiner. Clear to surface, cap'n.
6 December 1995
Christmas is coming!
7 December 1995
roll roll roll Toilet paper? Christmas list.
8 December 1995
* RINNNG! Z It's officially the start of the Christmas season! I just had my first sugarplum dream!
9 December 1995
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! SPLOT GARFIELD!
10 December 1995
Jon, guess what I found! It's a Christmas starter kit! All you add is the tree.
11 December 1995
There are so many nice tree to choose from. I can't decide which one I like... Neither can Odie. He likes them all.
12 December 1995
One...two...three...PULL! MAybe I should have pulled it through the door the other way. Gee, you think so, Einstein?
13 December 1995
I don't know. The tree still doesn't look straight to me. What do you think? It all depends on how you look at it.
14 December 1995
* DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA-LA-LAH-LAH-LAH, LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHHH... ** FAH-LAH-LAH-LAH-LA-LA-LA-LAAHH, FAH-FAH-FAH-LA-LA-LA-LA-FAH-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHH!! Once you start Fah-lah-lah-ing, it's hard to know when to stop.
15 December 1995
16 December 1995
tap tap tap DONK WHOA! YOING Well, don't just stand there...do something! SEE...The Living Lawn Decoration Oooooo World's Only Human Ornament Ooooo What kind of statement are you trying to make, Mr. Arbuckle? That I hat emy cat!Well ho ho ho to you, too.
17 December 1995
No, I haven't bought your Christmas present yet. Not that I'm pressing.
18 December 1995
"Merry Christmas to you, son". Most mothers just slip a few dollars into their children's Christmas cards. Jon's mom slips in a baked ham.
19 December 1995
Baking is a Christmas tradition. There are chistmas cookies, cakes, pies, fudge, candies... What happened to you? I'm keeping a tradition alive.
20 December 1995
shake shake shake Hmmm Hmmm shake shake shake Hmmm
21 December 1995
** Thanks. Urf. Laugh if you want, but he bakes the best Christmas cookies in town. munch munch
22 December 1995
Hey, you! Only ONE candy cane! Give me those back! Hey! Ow! Those are claws! OW! OW! YAAAHH! GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME! Your Picture With Santa.
23 December 1995
Okay, let's see... "Landing Lights" are on... Stockings are hung...milk and cookies are out...what have I forgotten? Oh, yeah! SNAP! -
24 December 1995
364 days out of the year I can't pry the boys out of bed with a crowbar. Christmas morning, however...
25 December 1995
It's not fair. You wait and wait and wait for Christmas to come... Then, suddenly, it's gone. Sort of like a really good sneeze.
26 December 1995
Where's my spinning bow tie?! My rubber chicken! Have you seen my rubber chicken and my air horn?! New year's eve always seems to sneak up on him. Do we have a goat?
27 December 1995
* FWEEEEEEP Garfield! New year's eve isn't for three days yet! Practice makes perfect.
28 December 1995
Let's see, what should I wear to the new year's party...polka dots, plaid or stripes? Hmmm...definitaly the polka dots. -
29 December 1995
It's almost new year, Garfield, and you know what THAT means... We get to hang up a NEW calendar! Not since the heady days of the sock drawer reorganization has this household witnessed such excitement.
30 December 1995
You know, Garfield... With a new year up to us, it's good to sit and reflect. To talk of what was, and what can be. Just you and me, pal. Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah, you're saying we didn't get invited to a new year's party!
31 December 1995