Oh, great. A new mouse hole. plit What's that? Standard lease agreement.
1 February 1995
I'm improving my mind. You should try it sometime. Okay. Now what can I do to improve Jon's mind?
2 February 1995
Beware Of The Old Dog What are you going to do? Gum me? That geezer's lethal with a cane.
3 February 1995
Ah, that was a great meal. scrape scrape scrape scrape By, golly, he's right.
4 February 1995
zwip WOOP! zwippy zwippy WOAAAH WOOO! YI YI YI YI Whew! SPLAT
5 February 1995
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6 February 1995
The Cat Channel presents everyone's favorite game show... "Sleeping For Dollars!" Z Z Z Z Z I love sports.
7 February 1995
Z Z click Eighteen hours, nine minutes. Roll me over. I can do better!
8 February 1995
I wish I were asleep. You ARe asleep. Then that explains that. Z
9 February 1995
I know what you want, Garfield. I can read your mind. You want food! Sure, and by the way, your car's on fire.
10 February 1995
For diner you are having some disgusting glop I made from who knows what. All right!
11 February 1995
SMACK flink snicker snicker Z I hate spiders.
12 February 1995
AARRRGH! I have cat hair all over me! brush brush brush Join the club.
13 February 1995
You're shedding. AM NOT! snip snip
14 February 1995
Well if this isn't "Mister Gluttony" How are you, "Mister I Think I'll Eat Two Dozen Doughnuts In One Sitting"? Taking a nap "Mister Stuff My Face Till I Pass Out"? Just don't call me "Mister Lardo".
15 February 1995
Garfield has a bad habit of. How about this weather? Interrupting me.
16 February 1995
Did it suddenly get stupider in here?
17 February 1995
I can't wait for spring.
18 February 1995
* Hey, Odie. I'll be you and you be me! pant pant pant BARK! BARK! GULP PUNT Z I've been a dog only two minutes and I already have cats.
19 February 1995
What happened to all the aluminium foil? Disgiused as a leftover, Garfield? Shhhh! You'll spook the meatloaf!
20 February 1995
The Loch Ness cat surfaces. He surveys his territory. And spies a diet on the horizon.
21 February 1995
You have a bad attitude about this diet, Garfield. To successfully diet, you have to want to diet. It's hard to find a reason to diet when your wardrobe always fits.
22 February 1995
Jon's right! I'm going to approach this diet with a positive mental attitude! With a smile on my face. And a frown in my stomach.
23 February 1995
Don't eat those doughnuts! You're on a diet, Garfield! I won't eat 'em, I'll swear! I JUST WANT TO RUB THEM ALL OVER MY BODY!
24 February 1995
AAARRGHH So how did you do on your diet? Let's just say I won't be wearing bikini briefs to the beach anytime soon.
25 February 1995
STICK 'EM UP! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hee Hee Hee. YAH HA HA HA HO HO HOOOO! pound pound YAHH HA HA HA HA Hee hee hee hee...hoo boy...hee hee Hee..* GARFIELD!
26 February 1995
Garfield was real grumpy this morning. So I sent him out for a nice walk... Which seems to have done some good! I maimed three squirrels.
27 February 1995
Hello, fatso. Hello, shredded shirt. -
28 February 1995