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Garfield

I've never been in better shape in my life! *I* have! I guess I topped him!

1 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

You're lazy, Garfield. I happen to be conducting a scientific experiment, thank you. Lazy, lazy. I'm testing the first law of physics... Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy! "Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest".

2 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Woof woof Meow meow Blah-dee-blah-dee-dah Hee hee hee hee hee Small talk.

3 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

I always like to make sure Odie and I have the exact same amount of food. -

4 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Can we talk? I'll tell you, Pooky, life's not fair. I'm forced to live with a dog who looks like a lemon with a tongue... And an owner whose idea of a good time is taping his lips to a... * Do you mind?! I was just confiding my teddybear! Did you see that

5 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

It's Power Pooky! Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuuh! Able to stave off loneliness in a single hug! You don't need big muscles to be a super hero.

6 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

*SQUEEEEZE You never hug ME like that. With all due respect, you're no teddy bear.

7 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Sigh HUGGG Thanks. No problem.

8 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

How was your meal, Garfield? Fine, thanks. And how about you, Pooky? Are you STUFFED? I'm not even going to dignify that with a grin.

9 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

That concludes tonight's program. Next on "nature world"... The bear...friend of man? Or vicious killer?

10 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

What do you want to do today, Pooky? PLOP Not much with words, but what an idea man!

11 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Come a little closer. Make me. Make me make you. Make me make you make me. Make me make you make me make you. Make me make you make me make you make me. Make me make you make me make you make me make you. Make me make you make memake...um...ummm... Wait

12 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

All cats love to play in paper bags! Go on, try it! Am I having fun yet? SEE?!

13 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

I can wait, bird. Sooner or later, you've gotta come out of there again.

14 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

TWIST -

15 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Cream in your coffee, Garfield? I'M SORRY! DID I OFFEND YOUR SENSE OF AESTHETICS?!

16 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Z Click! Z Hey! I was watching that!

17 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

ATTENTION! STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER! STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP A BURGER Alarm! Ah-HA

18 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy flippy

19 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

I'm calling the travel agency to plan our vacation. Hello, Donna? Jon Arbuckle. I wanna go somewhere tropical and cheap...great! Book 'em Donna! Pack your bags, ol' buddy. We are going to the island of Guano-Guano! Why is it I have thefeeling this trip ha

20 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Well, I'M ready to start our vacation. Are you packed yet, Garfield? All set.

21 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

As usual, Garfield, I'm going to have to dress you up to take you on the airplane. Well, I guess this outfit isn't so bad... Considering...

22 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Where's Odie? I hop he's okay. Relax, Jon. How much trouble could he get into on a plane?

23 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

I wonder how you make these seats recline. Maybe this little button does the trick. Nope. That's not it.

24 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

The captain apologizes for the slight turbulence. This also concludes the meal portion of your flight.

25 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

May I help you, sir? I'm fine, thanks. * Are you sure you don't need anything? Tell me... Is it my cologne? My charm? My rugged good looks? What? What are you talking about? Hey, admit it! You can't leave me alone. What's the story? Okay, big boy, I'll t

26 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Well, here we are in beautiful Guano-Guano, guys! Look, a native! ALOHA, DUDE! Aloha, this! Uh, must be an obscure Guano-Guano greeting. No, I think that's pretty universal.

27 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

We'd like a room, please. Sorry, we don't allow pets. Very well, he'll sleep in the car.

28 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Hey, where's the bed in this room? SLAM! Here it is, Jon. ...Jon?

29 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

Let's hit the beach! What the? Natives here wear palm fronds, so I'm going to blend right in! When in Rome, do as the Romans do! So this is dorkland.

30 March 1995
 


 
Garfield

You going to a costume party? I thought people from Guano-Guano wore palm fronds. Not since the investation of leaf weasels. WOAH! HEY! WOAH! MUNCH CHOMP MUNCH Kind of sad, isn't it? Not ot mention indecent.

31 March 1995
 




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