I've never been in better shape in my life! - *I* have! - I guess I topped him!1 March 1995 |
 You're lazy, Garfield. I happen to be conducting a scientific experiment, thank you. - Lazy, lazy. I'm testing the first law of physics... - Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy! "Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest".2 March 1995 |
 Woof woof Meow meow Blah-dee-blah-dee-dah - Hee hee hee hee hee - Small talk.3 March 1995 |
 I always like to make sure Odie and I have the exact same amount of food. - -4 March 1995 |
 Can we talk? - I'll tell you, Pooky, life's not fair. I'm forced to live with a dog who looks like a lemon with a tongue... - And an owner whose idea of a good time is taping his lips to a... * - Do you mind?! I was just confiding my teddy5 March 1995 |
 It's Power Pooky! Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuuh! - Able to stave off loneliness in a single hug! - You don't need big muscles to be a super hero.6 March 1995 |
 - *SQUEEEEZE - You never hug ME like that. With all due respect, you're no teddy bear.7 March 1995 |
 Sigh - HUGGG - Thanks. No problem.8 March 1995 |
 How was your meal, Garfield? Fine, thanks. - And how about you, Pooky? Are you STUFFED? - I'm not even going to dignify that with a grin.9 March 1995 |
 That concludes tonight's program. - Next on "nature world"... - The bear...friend of man? Or vicious killer?10 March 1995 |
 What do you want to do today, Pooky? - PLOP - Not much with words, but what an idea man!11 March 1995 |
 - Come a little closer. Make me. - Make me make you. Make me make you make me. - Make me make you make me make you. Make me make you make me make you make me. - Make me make you make me make you make me make you. Make me make you make me12 March 1995 |
 All cats love to play in paper bags! Go on, try it! - - Am I having fun yet? SEE?!13 March 1995 |
 - I can wait, bird. - Sooner or later, you've gotta come out of there again.14 March 1995 |
 - TWIST -15 March 1995 |
 - Cream in your coffee, Garfield? - I'M SORRY! DID I OFFEND YOUR SENSE OF AESTHETICS?!16 March 1995 |
 Z - Click! Z - Hey! I was watching that!17 March 1995 |
 - ATTENTION! STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER! STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER! - WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP A BURGER Alarm! Ah-HA18 March 1995 |
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 I'm calling the travel agency to plan our vacation. - Hello, Donna? Jon Arbuckle. I wanna go somewhere tropical and cheap...great! Book 'em Donna! - Pack your bags, ol' buddy. We are going to the island of Guano-Guano! Why is it I have the20 March 1995 |
 Well, I'M ready to start our vacation. - Are you packed yet, Garfield? - All set.21 March 1995 |
 As usual, Garfield, I'm going to have to dress you up to take you on the airplane. - Well, I guess this outfit isn't so bad... - Considering...22 March 1995 |
 Where's Odie? I hop he's okay. - Relax, Jon. How much trouble could he get into on a plane?23 March 1995 |
 I wonder how you make these seats recline. - Maybe this little button does the trick. - Nope. That's not it.24 March 1995 |
 - The captain apologizes for the slight turbulence. - This also concludes the meal portion of your flight.25 March 1995 |
 - May I help you, sir? I'm fine, thanks. - * - Are you sure you don't need anything? Tell me... - Is it my cologne? My charm? My rugged good looks? What? - What are you talking about? Hey, admit it! You can't leave me alone. What's the story?26 March 1995 |
 Well, here we are in beautiful Guano-Guano, guys! - Look, a native! ALOHA, DUDE! - Aloha, this! Uh, must be an obscure Guano-Guano greeting. No, I think that's pretty universal.27 March 1995 |
 We'd like a room, please. - Sorry, we don't allow pets. - Very well, he'll sleep in the car.28 March 1995 |
 Hey, where's the bed in this room? - SLAM! - Here it is, Jon. ...Jon?29 March 1995 |
 Let's hit the beach! What the? - Natives here wear palm fronds, so I'm going to blend right in! - When in Rome, do as the Romans do! So this is dorkland.30 March 1995 |
 You going to a costume party? - I thought people from Guano-Guano wore palm fronds. Not since the investation of leaf weasels. - WOAH! HEY! WOAH! MUNCH CHOMP MUNCH Kind of sad, isn't it? Not ot mention indecent.31 March 1995 |
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