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Garfield

Look, Garfield, a sheell. Jon. If you put this on your ear, you can hear the ocean! Uh...Jon? Isn't that the shell of the spiny screaming death crab?

1 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Guano-Guano TIKI HUT Isn't this exciting? A real tropical restaurant! Ahem. Uh, the only thing on the menu is "unguah". What's that? You don't want to know. Not even a hint? Trust me. You don't want to know. Okay, we'll take threeorders. Excelle

2 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Springtime is here! Lock the door. It's time for our traditional greeting! Oh no! HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!! This is the lowest point of the year.

3 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

SHOONK Mow the lawn!

4 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Artistic Dog Yeah, right. -

5 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

That floor is pretty cold this morning, isn't it?

6 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Chapter one: "Encouraging your cat to exercise". Chapter two: "Meet mister Cattle Prod". I think I'll sleep in the car.

7 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

TLOK TLOK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK TLOK TLOK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK Psst! Odie! Want some more peanut butter?

8 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Ah, spring... When a young cat's fancy... Lightly turns to thoughts of... ping! ZOOOM Daisies!

9 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

People think I'm boring. That's not entirely true, Jon. Cats think you're boring, too.

10 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

And now, to demonstrate dog's amazing tracking ability, here's Odie! Yo! Over here! This way!

11 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Help! The walls are closing in on me! Oh...never mind. Walk into a closet again? Smart guy.

12 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

It's time for the weather! But, there was no weather today! Hey! This job is easy when you don't get out of your chair. Tell me about it.

13 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Jon's mother made him a new sweater. And he looks great in it! There doesn't seem to be an opening for my head. Like I said...

14 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Faithful Odie, always cheerful...so loving... And faithful Garfield, always so...soo.. Yes? There. Thank you! Thank you!

15 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

YAAAH! Disgusting! Vile! And tha spider's ugly, too.

16 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Cats are supposed to chase mice. Fascinating! Tell me more about cats!

17 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Chase the mouse! Jon, Jon, Jon... How can I chase him if he isn't moving?

18 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Can you reach the mouse, Garfield? No. But I can reach his refrigerator!

19 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Jon, I'm circulating a petition asking that the mouse move out. I might even sign it myself. Yes, nature can be cruel.

20 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! Uh, Garfield... WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! Yes?

21 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

C'mon, mouse...let go! Say "Pretty please with a cherry on top".

22 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Well! For once it's nice to see you on the job! It's about time you earned your keep around here! Keep up the good work! pat pat pat Got any threes? Go fish.

23 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Lousy weather we're having. Not if you don't get out of bed!

24 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Can you birds come out to play? Sure! Right after we finish eating these juicy worms! Never mind.

25 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... Did you drop this bowling ball? Me?

26 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

BOOT! In case you were wondering, the paint's not dry yet.

27 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

The news is too depressing. So tonight I'll read a comic book instead! Zombies from Venus are invading earth? Film at eleven.

28 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm. Interesting lettuce. There's a phrase you don't hear every day.

29 April 1995
 


 
Garfield

(null)

30 April 1995
 




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