Look, Garfield, a sheell. Jon. - If you put this on your ear, you can hear the ocean! Uh...Jon? - Isn't that the shell of the spiny screaming death crab?
1 April 1995
Guano-Guano TIKI HUT - Isn't this exciting? A real tropical restaurant! Ahem. - Uh, the only thing on the menu is "unguah". What's that? You don't want to know. - Not even a hint? Trust me. You don't want to know. - Okay, we'll take three
2 April 1995
Springtime is here! Lock the door. - It's time for our traditional greeting! Oh no! - HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!! This is the lowest point of the year.
3 April 1995
- SHOONK - Mow the lawn!
4 April 1995
Beware Of The Artistic Dog - Yeah, right. -
5 April 1995
- - That floor is pretty cold this morning, isn't it?
6 April 1995
Chapter one: "Encouraging your cat to exercise". - - Chapter two: "Meet mister Cattle Prod". I think I'll sleep in the car.
7 April 1995
TLOK TLOK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK - TLOK TLOK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK - Psst! Odie! Want some more peanut butter?
8 April 1995
- Ah, spring... - When a young cat's fancy... - Lightly turns to thoughts of... - ping! ZOOOM - - Daisies!
9 April 1995
People think I'm boring. - That's not entirely true, Jon. - Cats think you're boring, too.
10 April 1995
And now, to demonstrate dog's amazing tracking ability, here's Odie! - - Yo! Over here! This way!
11 April 1995
Help! The walls are closing in on me! - Oh...never mind. - Walk into a closet again? Smart guy.
12 April 1995
It's time for the weather! - But, there was no weather today! - Hey! This job is easy when you don't get out of your chair. Tell me about it.
13 April 1995
Jon's mother made him a new sweater. - And he looks great in it! - There doesn't seem to be an opening for my head. Like I said...
14 April 1995
Faithful Odie, always cheerful...so loving... - And faithful Garfield, always so...soo.. Yes? - There. Thank you! Thank you!
15 April 1995
- - - YAAAH! - Disgusting! - Vile! - And tha spider's ugly, too.
16 April 1995
- Cats are supposed to chase mice. - Fascinating! Tell me more about cats!
17 April 1995
Chase the mouse! - Jon, Jon, Jon... - How can I chase him if he isn't moving?
18 April 1995
Can you reach the mouse, Garfield? - No. - But I can reach his refrigerator!
19 April 1995
Jon, I'm circulating a petition asking that the mouse move out. - I might even sign it myself. - Yes, nature can be cruel.
20 April 1995
WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! - Uh, Garfield... WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! WAP! EEK! - Yes?
21 April 1995
- - C'mon, mouse...let go! Say "Pretty please with a cherry on top".
22 April 1995
- Well! - For once it's nice to see you on the job! - It's about time you earned your keep around here! - Keep up the good work! pat pat pat - - Got any threes? Go fish.
23 April 1995
- Lousy weather we're having. - Not if you don't get out of bed!
24 April 1995
Can you birds come out to play? - Sure! - Right after we finish eating these juicy worms! Never mind.
25 April 1995
Garfield... - Did you drop this bowling ball? - Me?
26 April 1995
BOOT! - - In case you were wondering, the paint's not dry yet.
27 April 1995
The news is too depressing. - So tonight I'll read a comic book instead! - Zombies from Venus are invading earth? - Film at eleven.
28 April 1995
Hmmm. Interesting lettuce. - - There's a phrase you don't hear every day.
29 April 1995
30 April 1995