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Garfield

I'm tired. Not only can't I hold my eyes open... I can barely hold someone else's eyes open.

1 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

I'm hiding from Odie.

2 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Do not take the lid off this jar! I took the jar off the lid!

3 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

How have I been? I'm fine, thank me. Well, I look good. Thank me for saying so. Tell me, what have I been up to? I hate it when his guests don't show up.

4 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

I'm in a playful mood. And when I'm in a playful mood, that can mean only one thing! Chess by mail! Do you feel that? That's electricity in the air!

5 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Yawn Oooooo YAWN Show-off.

6 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

pick -

7 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

There are your global disasters... There are your national emergencies... And then there's Jon. Well, I was flossing, and...

8 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

I can't sleep. Here it is, 3 A.M., and I'm still wide awake. You can't possibly realize how annoying that is.

9 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Marcia, if you're not busy tonight... I'd like to treat you to a movie. Well, I was thinking of going too... There's always a catch.

10 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

You are fat, Garfield! No I'm not! Your stomach is snowcapped. I was standing too close to the freezer, okay?!

11 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Z I feel safer when he's asleep. BONK! Z

12 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

I put a bell around Garfield's neck. Now I'll be able to tell where he is. Ha! Ha!

13 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

BRRRIIINNNGG!!! Razor. scrape scrape scrape Comb. BZZZZZZZZ This going to be even funnier when he wakes up.

14 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Did you know that spiders aren't insect? WHAM! Funny, they squish like insects.

15 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Now THAT'S a strong cup of coffee.

16 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

smack! SMACK! Hey! What happened to "The Far Side"?

17 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Geronimo! I'm not getting enough sleep.

18 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity

19 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

* lap lap lap lap lap lap lap burrrrp

20 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity SPLOT SPLUT! SPLUT SPLOT! Never follow a dog act.

21 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Dog: man's best friend. Man: dog's best friend. YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER!

22 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

The National Nonviolent Network... proudly presents... "Balloon Toss at The O.K. Corral". I can't watch!

23 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, see wht this tastes like. Tastes like an old hyena! It's old hyena. Then why don't I feel like laughing?

24 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Ah! Snack food! Potato chips and sparrows! What have you got there? Potato chips and stuff.

25 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Z OGGGG YESSS, IT'S A BEEEAUTIFUL MORNING!! That's one bubble I can't wait to burst.

26 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Do you ever feel like you just have to get up and get out? Happened last week. I sat on a ferret.

27 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Z Z -

28 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

Greetings, folks! I...um...um... Never hire a dog as a cue card boy. -

29 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY BONK! I want that usher's name!

30 May 1995
 


 
Garfield

A funny thing happened on the way to the fence tonight. I walked up to this chihuahua and asked him for five bucks. He said, "Sorry, I'm a little short right now"! No, I kid chihuahuas! Seriously, they're a beautiful breed of rat, I meandog! But

31 May 1995
 




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