I know why you people don't get my jokes! You're not hip! You're too old! - Why don't you all go home? Isn't it past your bedtime?! - KONK!
1 June 1995
Maestro, if you please... - ** Ahem...in my key, please. - ** Thank you.
2 June 1995
You wouldn't hit a cat with glasses, would you? - SPLAT! SPLUT SPLIT SPLOT SPLAT SPLOT SPLOT SPLUT! -
3 June 1995
- Hey, guys! Look at the chicks! - I have just the thing to impress them. - In-line skates! - Get ready to meet your destiny...let's GO!!! - YAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahh I think it was the "destiny" line that should have tipped me off.
4 June 1995
Poor Jon, sitting there so peacefully. - I really should stop harassing him. - But first I have to get rid of this brick.
5 June 1995
- SHOOM! -
6 June 1995
YAWN - YAWN - We do our own stunts.
7 June 1995
To keep Garfield from taking cookies, I have installed a surveillance camera. - - Hey! Where's my camera?! Stole it. Sold it. Bought more cookies.
8 June 1995
I'm a talking bird! - And you are a fat. ugly cat! - Who is no longer hungry.
9 June 1995
Coming up next... - Advanced drape clawing techniques. - Educational T.V.!
10 June 1995
Yawn. Yawn. - Good night, Garfield. click Good night, Jon. click - zzzZZSNOORE - click SNOORRRRE - click SNOOOORE - HARK!-KAFF! KAFF! GASP! SNORT! SNORT! SNAAAARK! - GAHHHHEEE!!! Oh. pipe down and gimme your pillow.
11 June 1995
- OH, NO! - My birthday is right around the corner!
12 June 1995
How does it feel to be turning 17, Garfield? Great! - I'm learning something new every day! - And forgetting two old things.
13 June 1995
I'm not aging, I'm maturing. - - Okay, so I'm aging.
14 June 1995
If you tell me how old you're going to be next week, I promise not to laugh. - Seventeen. - I would have preferred the laugh.
15 June 1995
There are lots of advantaged to growing older! There's, uh... - -
16 June 1995
Well! How nice! - A birthday card. - Thanks. Sa' right.
17 June 1995
Who, me? - - AH CHOO! - HA! - - - POO! - Thank goodness!
18 June 1995
WOOOOOSH - - Happy 17th. Practice! That was practice!
19 June 1995
Z - Wow. Z - He got out of bed today. Z
20 June 1995
- It would be nice to see you two cooperating. - I guess I asked for it.
21 June 1995
Do not damage the new couch! Okay! - CRASH! BAM! SMASH! - Destroyed everything BUT the couch, right? Everything.
22 June 1995
Beware Of The Dog - And His Little Fiend - Mr. Wolverine That does it.
23 June 1995
They put a proverb under each yearbook picture. - Euphemia Hinkle: ! A penny saved is a penny earned". - Jon Arbuckle: "A fool and his money are soon parted".
24 June 1995
- - sniffff - ! - * - - WHAP!
25 June 1995
Reserved - - I'm a regular here.
26 June 1995
I might as well relax till I get rescued from this tree. Cats always get rescued. - - Buuuuut, what do I know?
27 June 1995
Windy today. - SCHWAP! - "Gemini: today you will reach new heights".
28 June 1995
Here comes the fire department! - I'm saved! - SQIRRRRT
29 June 1995
Stuck up in a tree again. - WHY do I stupid things like this?! - And that.
30 June 1995