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Garfield

It's Jon! I'm saved! B-D-D-D-D-D My hero.

1 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Dinner! ZIP SPLOP! GARFIELD! CHOMP SLURP NARF NARF MUNCH SMACK CHOMP You pig! Where are your manners?! Forgive me. NARF NARF CHOMP SLURP MUNCH CHOMP

2 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Today's the day we start a new roll of paper towels! Hey, pal. Are you okay? Oh, I don't know, Jon. I so looked forward to this, and now that it's here, I guess I'm suffering from post-paper towel depressin... Heeey, are you picking on me?

3 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

It wouldn't hurt you to go out and get a little sun! I'll go out. But I refuse to get any sun!

4 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to show the world I'm not lazy! If SOMEONE would please open the door for me. tap tap tap

5 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Lasagna, Garfield? I'd die for this guy. It's low calorie. GULP And one-third the fat. Then bring me two more, dip wad.

6 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Tonight the National Cat Channel presents... An unwanted dog's tragic journey... "Old drooler meets the electric fence". I should be taping this.

7 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Here, Odie! Here, Odie! Garfield, is Odie outside? Mostly. -

8 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

YAWN click SMACK click

9 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Everything around here is mine, mine, mine! Make me an offer.

10 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Everything is gray and dull. I just realized I haven't dusted in 17 years. Aha.

11 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Is that the best you can do? Belly to the ground! LOAF, mister! LOAF! I'm Odie's trainer.

12 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Today is 2.3% more than yesterday. I have a great deal of experience in this area.

13 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Come on, Garfield! There's a big, wonderful world out there! I prefer my small, crummy world, thank you.

14 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

It's the weekend, and you know what that means... Two words, Garfield... "Board Games". Whoa! My fun meter is a-jumpin' off the scale!

15 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Sigh. Fishing is slow today, boys. Watch and learn. Look at the big red worm! Fish love corn. And hate having faces made at them. And they REALLY hate the polka. And I hate fishing in a comic strip.

16 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

My uncle Ed was big on etiquette. "Never belch out loud," he always said. Then one day he blew out an eyeball.

17 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

BOOT! Don't tell me...you're doing something different with your hair, right?

18 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if I'm just too sophisticated for my own good. Excellent question. Let's ask your bunny slippers what they think.

19 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Dinner! THHHHHHUUCK!! What took you so long? It's a hot day, and that was a vinyl armchair.

20 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Nothing unpleasant has happened all day. SPLUT! All you had to do was ask.

21 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! Weirdo.

22 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

SPROING TWANG THOT! SPROING TWANG THOT! SPROING TWANG THOT! SPROING TWANG THOT Pull! GARFIELD!!

23 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Suzy the canary, missing october '78... Spanky the goldfish, missing november `81. Raymond the poisonous toad... Raymond I remember.

24 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Say "when". That was the last bag. In that case, "when".

25 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

You blinked.

26 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield, an empty box! You can hide i it, play in it... Or empty the refrigerator. I need wheels.

27 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's the middle of the night! What are you doing?! And what's that smell? Barbecuing an owl.

28 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

I'm making a little sandwich. Hey you! Yeah you across the street! Get away from my pastrami!

29 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Ahem. Excuse me, I'm wearing an accordian... Women are attracted to musicians, so I... Don't tell me. Thi is that show where they play practical jokes, right? The cat's a hidden camera, right? I'm on television right now! We'redrawing a crowd. Perhaps if

30 July 1995
 


 
Garfield

Tonight's movie contains material of a graphic nature. Viewer discretion is advised. -

31 July 1995
 




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