It's Jon! I'm saved! - B-D-D-D-D-D - My hero.
1 July 1995
Dinner! - ZIP - - SPLOP! - GARFIELD! CHOMP SLURP NARF NARF MUNCH SMACK CHOMP - You pig! Where are your manners?! Forgive me. - NARF NARF CHOMP SLURP MUNCH CHOMP
2 July 1995
Today's the day we start a new roll of paper towels! - Hey, pal. Are you okay? Oh, I don't know, Jon. I so looked forward to this, and now that it's here, I guess I'm suffering from post-paper towel depressin... Heeey, are you picking on me?
3 July 1995
It wouldn't hurt you to go out and get a little sun! - I'll go out. - But I refuse to get any sun!
4 July 1995
I'm going to show the world I'm not lazy! - - If SOMEONE would please open the door for me. tap tap tap
5 July 1995
Lasagna, Garfield? I'd die for this guy. - It's low calorie. GULP - And one-third the fat. Then bring me two more, dip wad.
6 July 1995
Tonight the National Cat Channel presents... - An unwanted dog's tragic journey... - "Old drooler meets the electric fence". I should be taping this.
7 July 1995
Here, Odie! Here, Odie! - Garfield, is Odie outside? Mostly. -
8 July 1995
YAWN - - - click - - SMACK - click
9 July 1995
Everything around here is mine, mine, mine! - - Make me an offer.
10 July 1995
Everything is gray and dull. - - I just realized I haven't dusted in 17 years. Aha.
11 July 1995
Is that the best you can do? Belly to the ground! - LOAF, mister! LOAF! - I'm Odie's trainer.
12 July 1995
Sigh... - Today is 2.3% more than yesterday. - I have a great deal of experience in this area.
13 July 1995
- Come on, Garfield! There's a big, wonderful world out there! - I prefer my small, crummy world, thank you.
14 July 1995
It's the weekend, and you know what that means... - Two words, Garfield... - "Board Games". Whoa! My fun meter is a-jumpin' off the scale!
15 July 1995
Sigh. - Fishing is slow today, boys. Watch and learn. - Look at the big red worm! - Fish love corn. - And hate having faces made at them. - And they REALLY hate the polka. And I hate fishing in a comic strip.
16 July 1995
My uncle Ed was big on etiquette. - "Never belch out loud," he always said. - Then one day he blew out an eyeball.
17 July 1995
BOOT! - - Don't tell me...you're doing something different with your hair, right?
18 July 1995
I wonder if I'm just too sophisticated for my own good. - Excellent question. - Let's ask your bunny slippers what they think.
19 July 1995
Garfield! Dinner! - THHHHHHUUCK!! - What took you so long? It's a hot day, and that was a vinyl armchair.
20 July 1995
Nothing unpleasant has happened all day. - SPLUT! - All you had to do was ask.
21 July 1995
- STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! - Weirdo.
22 July 1995
SPROING TWANG THOT! - SPROING TWANG THOT! - SPROING TWANG THOT! - SPROING TWANG - THOT - Pull! GARFIELD!!
23 July 1995
Suzy the canary, missing october '78... - Spanky the goldfish, missing november `81. - Raymond the poisonous toad... Raymond I remember.
24 July 1995
Say "when". - - That was the last bag. In that case, "when".
25 July 1995
- - You blinked.
26 July 1995
Look, Garfield, an empty box! - You can hide i it, play in it... - Or empty the refrigerator. I need wheels.
27 July 1995
Garfield, it's the middle of the night! - What are you doing?! - And what's that smell? Barbecuing an owl.
28 July 1995
I'm making a little sandwich. - - Hey you! Yeah you across the street! Get away from my pastrami!
29 July 1995
Ahem. - Excuse me, I'm wearing an accordian... - Women are attracted to musicians, so I... Don't tell me. - Thi is that show where they play practical jokes, right? - The cat's a hidden camera, right? - I'm on television right now! We're
30 July 1995
Tonight's movie contains material of a graphic nature. - Viewer discretion is advised. - -
31 July 1995