BEWARE OF DOG BEWARE OF CAT -
1 August 1995
New haircut. New shocked expression.
2 August 1995
Odie, is it true you're too stupid to know when you're insulted? I love that dog.
3 August 1995
Go away. Make me. Okey! Stay here! See ya.
4 August 1995
chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp AWWWK! I wasn't hungry. I just wanted to shut him up.
5 August 1995
** RIIINNG! ** RIIINNG RIIINNG Hello, Mr. Arbuckle? This is Liz, your pet's veterinarian. I'm just calling to confirm the appointment for your cat's booster shot... PANT PANT PANT PANT The shot will be worth it just to see him tryand explain that.
6 August 1995
Today I'm going to share with others! As soon as I find others with things I want.
7 August 1995
Today is Odie's birthday, not that you care! Hey! I care! There's a cake here somewhere, right?
8 August 1995
Great to see you, Odie! CRAASH! Wagged himself off the table.
9 August 1995
HellOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! click Don't claw my leg when I'm on the phone! Then when should I claw it?
10 August 1995
Garfield! Get in here! squeak squeak squeak squeak Let's talk LAZY Let's.
11 August 1995
* Oh, no! It's that daisy-stomping cat! ** And there's nowhere to hide! -
12 August 1995
Hi there. Hey, you're a nurse! Small world. Oh, are you a nurse? No, but I had an appendectomy once. Wanna see my scar? Sure. Feast your eyes on this! And the plot thickens.
13 August 1995
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Thank you for that wonderful ovation! CLAP CLAP YAAAY! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP BRAVO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
14 August 1995
schlurp boing boing boinb
15 August 1995
skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter clomp skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter clomp peg leg.
16 August 1995
17 August 1995
FORE! WHOCK! -
18 August 1995
19 August 1995
Bedtime? Bedtime. tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff Z
20 August 1995
You like to be the center of attention, don't you? No, I don't!
21 August 1995
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Now you try it. BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! New guy.
22 August 1995
Do-nothing contest! You win. Ha! I win!
23 August 1995
So I jump into the pool. Suddenly people are yelling, "rat in the pool!" I was so embarrassed! There are some places where you just can't wear a chest toupee.
24 August 1995
PLOP! Watching another cooking show, Garfield? I'm emotinally drained.
25 August 1995
We're out of ketchup. How did that happen? I have no idea.
26 August 1995
Z Z Z Z ** DINGLE DINGLE -
27 August 1995
Boys, it's a beautiful day! Why don't we drive out to the beach? Besides, the TV is broken. Surf's up!
28 August 1995
Well, I guess I'll get undressed. ZIP I planned ahead and wore my swimming trunks under my pants. EEEK! YAAAHH! SHRIEEEK! Gee, nobody can wear a pastrami on rye the way you can, Jon.
29 August 1995
Garfield! Odie! C'mon now...I don't look that bad... Do I?
30 August 1995
C'mon, Garfield! Let's play with the beach ball! C'mon, it'll be fun! Let's play! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! Hey, that WAS fun!
31 August 1995