BEWARE OF DOG - BEWARE OF CAT -
1 August 1995
- New haircut. - New shocked expression.
2 August 1995
Odie, is it true you're too stupid to know when you're insulted? - - I love that dog.
3 August 1995
Go away. Make me. - - Okey! Stay here! - See ya.
4 August 1995
chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp - chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp AWWWK! - I wasn't hungry. I just wanted to shut him up.
5 August 1995
** RIIINNG! - ** RIIINNG - RIIINNG - Hello, Mr. Arbuckle? This is Liz, your pet's veterinarian. - I'm just calling to confirm the appointment for your cat's booster shot... - PANT PANT PANT PANT - The shot will be worth it just to see him try
6 August 1995
Today I'm going to share with others! - - As soon as I find others with things I want.
7 August 1995
Today is Odie's birthday, not that you care! - Hey! I care! - There's a cake here somewhere, right?
8 August 1995
Great to see you, Odie! - - CRAASH! Wagged himself off the table.
9 August 1995
HellOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - click - Don't claw my leg when I'm on the phone! Then when should I claw it?
10 August 1995
Garfield! Get in here! - squeak squeak squeak squeak - Let's talk LAZY Let's.
11 August 1995
* Oh, no! It's that daisy-stomping cat! - ** And there's nowhere to hide! -
12 August 1995
- Hi there. - Hey, you're a nurse! - Small world. Oh, are you a nurse? - No, but I had an appendectomy once. - Wanna see my scar? Sure. - Feast your eyes on this! And the plot thickens.
13 August 1995
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Thank you for that wonderful ovation! - CLAP CLAP YAAAY! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP BRAVO CLAP CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
14 August 1995
- schlurp - boing boing boinb
15 August 1995
skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter clomp - skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter clomp - peg leg.
16 August 1995
- click - yeeeeooow!!!!
17 August 1995
- FORE! WHOCK! -
18 August 1995
- - Spider pushups.
19 August 1995
Bedtime? Bedtime. - - tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck - tuck tuck tuck pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat - fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff - Z
20 August 1995
You like to be the center of attention, don't you? - - No, I don't!
21 August 1995
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Now you try it. - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! New guy.
22 August 1995
Do-nothing contest! - You win. - Ha! I win!
23 August 1995
So I jump into the pool. - Suddenly people are yelling, "rat in the pool!" - I was so embarrassed! There are some places where you just can't wear a chest toupee.
24 August 1995
- PLOP! - Watching another cooking show, Garfield? I'm emotinally drained.
25 August 1995
We're out of ketchup. - How did that happen? - I have no idea.
26 August 1995
Z - Z - Z - Z - ** DINGLE DINGLE -
27 August 1995
Boys, it's a beautiful day! Why don't we drive out to the beach? - - Besides, the TV is broken. Surf's up!
28 August 1995
Well, I guess I'll get undressed. - ZIP I planned ahead and wore my swimming trunks under my pants. - EEEK! YAAAHH! SHRIEEEK! Gee, nobody can wear a pastrami on rye the way you can, Jon.
29 August 1995
Garfield! Odie! - C'mon now...I don't look that bad... - Do I?
30 August 1995
C'mon, Garfield! Let's play with the beach ball! - C'mon, it'll be fun! Let's play! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! - Hey, that WAS fun!
31 August 1995