Garfield, may I have a word with you? - Can you explain this? This is a wild guess, but I'd say you're on the phone. - Have you been playing with the glue again? WHOA! You gotta show me how you do that!
- - Hey! Put that down or I'll... - You'll what, buster?! One move, and the doughnut gets it! Qnd it you think I'm kidding, try me! - I'm gonna back out slowly, now. And if you try to follow me, it's curtains for your friend here! - SLAM! -
Ready, boys? - Time for the "Rite of the Daisy"! Spare me. - We dress as daisies to be one with them. Yeah, don't want to stampede them. - Ode to a daisy, by Jon Arbuckle. (ahem) "The noble daisy makes nary a sound. It doesn't fly, it's stuck
Sigh Sigh - Y'know? Fishing's great, Garfield...the fresh air... I smell bait. - The wildlife... Mosquitoes the size of canned hams. zzzzzzzz - The solitude, the companionship. Stranded in a dhingy with Tweedledee and Tweedledum. - Kinda
So you're going to be eighteen soon, huh Garfield? Thanks for the reminder. - I remember back on the farm, when I turned eighteen I really cut loose. Uh-huh. - My buddies and I went out cow tipping. - pant pant pant pant - tip - - pant pant
Man, I haven't had lasagna in, like, forever. RRRrrrrr - What would you like for dinner? LASAGNA! - Some steamed rice? NO! LASAGNA! - Maybe peas and carrots? l-a-s-a-g-n-a...lasagna! - Or, I could whip up a nice... - Here! Noodles! Onions!
Boys, can we talk? Uh-oh. - You've both gotten a little pudgy lately. - So I'm both putting you on a fruit diet. Have fun. "Have fun", he says. - The juggling Garbanzo Brothers reunite! - * There's no business like show business ** KICK! -
gniiiiiffffff - I love this time of the year. - The colors... - The crisp morning air... - And the leaves... - I love the sound they make as you walk through them. crunch crunch crunch crunch - I love anything that reminds me of potato chips.
- Would you like to hear about my day, Garfield? Rub my tummy and I'll listen to anything. - Well, first, I went for a walk in the park, I fed the pigeons and smelled the flowers... - Then on the way home I was nearly run over by a cab. - I
- This meeting of the Brotherhood of Household Pests will now come to order. - Now, this week's assignments: Jreome, you'll pester the big, dumb human... No proooblem. - And Charlie, being a flea, you naturally get the dog. Can do, boss. -
Jon's hamburger! - I'll just eat Jon's pickle. - ...and maybe the lettuce and the tomato, too. - ...and the onion, and - Oh, what the heck! - Uh, there seems to be something missing. You're right! - gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck