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Garfield

HAPPY NEW SPLUT! Monday.

1 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

This is a brand-new year, Garfield! A perfectly clean slate! GARFIELD! Smudge number one.

2 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

YUK! Good one, Odie.

3 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog Let's talk about moderation in all things... YAAAAAHHH!

4 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to get that girl over there to notice me. Is she looking? For somethig to throw.

5 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't think of anything to do. That's pretty ambitious, Jon. I can't think of a reason to think of anything to do.

6 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Here it is! The first snowflake of winter! -

7 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

knockitty knockitty tap tap That's gotta be the cutest knock I've ever. tappy tappy knocky knocky tippy tippy tap -

8 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Nermal...long time no see. Yup. Di you miss me? Does a toe mitt a hangnail? I missed you too.

9 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Nermal! Why, you look cuter than ever! Cootchie-cootchie-wootchie! Woobie-woobie-woobie! What are you doing? I'm gonna need the bag.

10 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Staying cute like this is hard work, you know. DO tell. Why, I eve nhave a personal cuteness trainer! He makes me do fifty sets of "eyelash bats" every day. The slave driver.

11 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Nermal, do you ever have a day when you just aren't cute? Oh, sure, it happens to the best of us. What do you do? I call in ugly.

12 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Yep, I've eaten a lot of birds in my time. Really? Went to the nort pole once and ate a penguin. Wow! Went back in time and ate a pterodactyl, too. Hey! Wait a minute!

13 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

GO TO BED!

14 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a beautiful morning. Depends on where you're sitting.

15 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm coming in now! Boy, am I in trouble. You'd better not be in my chair! I'm scared. I'm coming in now! Wake me after the beating.

16 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I think you're a bad influence on Odie. Prove it. Meow.

17 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Just look at that beautiful day out there! Okay. Now what?

18 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

A lack of communication...there's the problem, Garfield. THUMP THUMP We must reach out to touch others. We must speak freely to our fellow man... You just ran over a mime.

19 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK BARK SLUCK I can only imagine how thirsty all that barking must make you. WAAAH! SLUUUUUUCK

20 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Now you know what it feels like to be the last doughnut.

21 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

When will I EVER learn not to climb trees? When will I ever, EVER learn? Not today, THAT'S for darn sure.

22 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder why I do this...is it because I crave attention?... Or is it just because I'm stupid? Hey everybody? Look at the stupid cat! ...or both.

23 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, cat! Mind if I take your picture? A reporter! It'll make a great human interest story for my paper! Call it what it is, pal... "cheap sensationalism"! FLASH!

24 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Stuck in a stupid tree. It couldn't possibly get any worse. Good grief!

25 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-ho. It's getting dark. FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! You new in town?

26 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hang on, Garfield! I'm coming! Gee, this branch isn't very -

27 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ? -

28 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you say you're a loyal pet, Garfield? Hold on. Yes, we have plenty of food. Yes, I am a loyal pet.

29 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm having a bad day. I hate you. When I have a bad day, everybody has a bad day.

30 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Sleep peacefully, ODie. Don't even THINK about vampires... -

31 January 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, my fish is gone! And there's a potato in the fishbowl! You must think I'm stupid1 He's been feeding that potato for two weeks.

1 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Jenny, this is Jon. Wanna go gout tonight? She put me on hold. Denial is an ugly thing.

2 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

It's not easy being hip, Garfield. Clothes are expensive. Hey, dork! Nice bow tie! And then there's the jealousy.

3 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

SIGH... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK And in the news today... You need to lose some weight. wiggle wiggle wiggle SIGH

4 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, this going to be a no-holds-barred snowball fight. There are no rules...agreed? SPLUT! Agreed.

5 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

pat pat pat There! -

6 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay Garfield, I'm all set! Prepare to... No fair using a snow blower! I prefer to call it "superior firepower".

7 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap -

8 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

zing! HA! Missed. -

9 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Truce, Garfield! Let's call a truce! You know what a truce is, don't you? A truce is a mutual...

10 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

pat pat pat -

11 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You couldn't be lazier if you tried! You don't TRY to be lazy, Mr. Expert!

12 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Nice hat. Hat? You must be referring to my ham holder.

13 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Suppose someone else wanted some of that cake? Duh! ...that's why I ate it so fast.

14 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Lassie, come home! Make me. The true story.

15 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

It's friday night, Garfield. This weekend I'm going to let it all hang out. I'm going to play the accordion wit hmy feet! Let's talk quality of life here.

16 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I resolve to be more decisive! Have you decided what you wanted for dinner last night?

17 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

-

18 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Only one cookie left. Do you know wht that means? That I get to eat it? That YOU ate all the others! Oh, well. That too.

19 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

One last cookie. One last rock-hard, bottom-of-the-pile, ten-week-old, stale, crusty cookie. You're going to take it, aren't you? Indeedy-do.

20 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

If you take that last cookie, I'll be very sad. pat pat there, there.

21 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

The last cookie. You know you could be a real great guy and let ME eat that. Or, you could be a cat.

22 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Once, just ONCE I'd like to get the last cookie! Why, thank you! Sucker.

23 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

One last cookie. I swa it first. You also saw it last.

24 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

BONK! SPLAT!

25 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Want something from the store, Garfield? A rubber mouse? A ball of yarn? ...a satellite dish? A blue one!

26 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-oh. I was touching my toes, and my back gave out. Do something, Garfield! -

27 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Ow! I cut myself! Ouch! I burned my finger! I think I'll order a pizza. "Cooking for Klutzes".

28 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, may I have a word with you? Can you explain this? This is a wild guess, but I'd say you're on the phone. Have you been playing with the glue again? WHOA! You gotta show me how you do that!

29 February 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, meet Darla. Hi, I'm Darla. Finally, my intellectual equal. Hi, I'm Darla. Don't flatter yourself, Jon.

1 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

People ask me why I play the accordion. Know what I say? Because I was born to boogie! He was abandoned as an infant and raised by nerds.

2 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

click Jon! This is Harold, your rare and expensive talking parrot! The cat is stalking me! I'm making this tape to...NOOOOoooo! AIEEEE! GARFIELD! Burp!

3 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I just saw a mouse! It's in the kitchen! It's pushing a tiny shopping cart! Is this going to involve getting up?

4 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

How come I just saw a mouse running across this table?! Normally you wouldn't. But Fat Eddie's pretty slow.

5 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

There are mice running all over this house, and there you lie! ...and you call yourself a cat! Moo.

6 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

This mouse will die! Which stands to reason. I mean, he's not getting any younger.

7 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, mouse. The mouse doesn't live here anymore. Then who are you? I'm a saber-toothed screaming lemur. Okay, good news-bad news time...

8 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Your owner doesn't seem to like us. Well, he's got this thing about mice... You mean the part where he stands on a chair and screams? That too.

9 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

SMACK! Garfield! Give me that comic book! YAAAAHH!

10 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's my sixth-grade report card! My parents were so proud. "Jon hav not shoved any crayons up his nose this term".

11 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, my hairline is receding. But it really isn't noticeable. HEY FOREHEAD BOY! Just a lucky guess.

12 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

The National Cat Channel presents... Ed The Wonder Cat, in the action adventure... "Hairballs From Outer Space!" Not every cat can wear tights.

13 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

This book contains many great insights into life. And when you connect the dots, it forms a picture of a bunny!

14 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

That was a terrible date. We went to the circus. A clown accuesd me of copying his suit. How low can a clown stoop?

15 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

A letter from home! Your family never foregets. "Dear Ron..." Ouch.

16 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, can we talk? You always have that one stupid smile on your face. Give me something new. Nope. Nope. Nope. And, hope. Who am I to mess with imperfection?

17 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

"Sleek and streamlined..." "The cat's lighning reflexes make him a formidable hunter". It's the off-season, okay?

18 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

It's cute the way a cat will playfully bat a ball of yarn around. BAM BAM BAM BAM Maybe "cute" isn't the right word.

19 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

"When agitated, a cat will arch its back and hiss". Yeah, right. Iusually send a stern fax.

20 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

STROKE STROKE STROKE STROKE STROKE PURRRRR How to start a cat.

21 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield, for you. A catnip mouse! Hold my calls.

22 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

My! Aren't you a cute little kitty! Meow Yes, you are! Meow. Got his gum.

23 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Ready. CLICK whirrrrrRRR WHIRRRRRRRR CLICK! WHIRRRrrr Someday we'll get a real motorcycle.

24 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

A cup of coffee... A jelly doughnut... And thou!

25 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

BEAN ME! WHAM! Something tells me this isn't your first cup today.

26 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Another cup, please. Don't you think you've had enough? Not yet.

27 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield, try this coffee. It's espresso. Why the dinky cup? SLURK! Well, what do you think? I'll let you know as soon as my back teeth stop wiggling.

28 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

The adventures of Ed the Wonder Cat! Ed! Ed! I'm sinking in quicksand! Get help! No, Ed! Don't go to sleep! My hero.

29 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Dogs.

30 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! Put that down or I'll... You'll what, buster?! One move, and the doughnut gets it! Qnd it you think I'm kidding, try me! I'm gonna back out slowly, now. And if you try to follow me, it's curtains for your friend here! SLAM! -Toooooo much sugar. mun

31 March 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Excuse me, are you aware that this is "be kind to spiders week"? Would you like a pamphlet? Thank you. SMACK

1 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't be afraid! I'm not poisonous! SWAT! But you're still icky.

2 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Spider! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! That'll teach him not to come around here! Heeey, wait a second!

3 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! Are you the spider who squished my brother-in-law?! Yes. Thanks.

4 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Dear Sir: On behalf of spider lovers everywhere, we wish to strongly protest your brutal treatment of our arachnid brothers and sisters. Spiders are our friends. Spiders... SMACK

5 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-oh! Here comes that cat! I'd better play possum! FLUSH

6 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

trip THUD! Nobody move! I lost a contact lens! SMACK! k-k-k-k

7 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Gaaaaaarrrfieeeld... Gaaarrfieeeld... Cliiiimb me. NO!

8 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Climb me. No way! You know you want to. That's beside the point. I've grown a new branch. Really?

9 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Climb me. You'll love it. No! The view at the top is spectacular. Nope. No way. Did I mention I've installed a cappucino machine? This tree is good.

10 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

That's it! This is the last tree I'm ever going to climb! Wait a minute... That didn't come out right.

11 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hee, hee, that kind of tickles. flap flip flip flap flap flap flap flap flip flap flap flip flap flap flap flip flap flap flip flap flap EEEERRRGGHH

12 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, pal. Hello. How long have you been hangig up here? Two hours. And you? Three weeks.

13 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Ready, boys? Time for the "Rite of the Daisy"! Spare me. We dress as daisies to be one with them. Yeah, don't want to stampede them. Ode to a daisy, by Jon Arbuckle. (ahem) "The noble daisy makes nary a sound. It doesn't fly, it's stuckin t

14 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield. There's Mrs. Jones. Good morning, Mrs. Jones. tap tap She hates to be disturbed. Especially when she's walking her brick.

15 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Spring is here, Garfield! Bringing joy to the world! Even you are smiling! I ate a robin.

16 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie and I are going to be more friendly. Not with each other, of course.

17 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Today I'll be preparing my special "soup surprise". People ask, "what's so surprising about soup"? You see, there's a little man inside the pot... Guess who's been hitting the vanilla extract`

18 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Sorry, I don't take bribes. Now THREATS, I take. Hop on, skinny.

19 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

The sun has failed to rise! The earth is plunged into darkness! The temperature will drop! PLants will wither! We shall surely starve! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Some days I'm soooo happy he can't talk.

20 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

munch munch munch -

21 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, meet Clive, my invisible friend. Clive thinks you're boring.

22 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Invisible friends like Clive are great. They're always there when you need them. Uh...I think.

23 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

So. Clive, where were you born? Invisible county hospital? Never heard of it. Yeah, right. Never seen it either.

24 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, this is Clive, my invisible friend. SLURRRP! Here Clive. Have an invisible towel.

25 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

My invisible friend Clive and I are going to play catch. KONK Bad hands, Clive!

26 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Invisible friends can come in handy. GARFIELD! CLIVE!

27 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

One last bite of milk shake. GLUG SQUIRRRT SPLORT PSSSSHHH Poor little guy. Here, have my ice cream cone. PLOOT

28 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

crunch crunch crunch crunch STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! You stomped on my "Crispy Crunchies". Jon, I am not a morning person.

29 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that book doing you any good,Odie? ARF! I thought so.

30 April 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You dropped something, Garfield. Oh, you mean the secret plans for world domination by cats? Uh...I mean. Meow.

1 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

My credit cards are missing. Garfield, have you seen my credit cards? No. And, nice suit. It's Italian.

2 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Nancy, I'm having a party... Of course, I'll be there. CLICK Hello?

3 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a pet named Henry back on the farm. Then one evening, there was Henry on the dinner table. I loved that snake. Times were tough.

4 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

? -

5 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

MOUSE! CHAIR!

6 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, can I talk to you about the mice? Mice? Ohhhhh...THOSE mice?

7 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Get the mouse! How's your schedule for the 25th? Say, late morning? I'm out of town. How about the 27th, around 2ish? Works for me. I'll have my people confirm with yours. Sigh

8 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

-

9 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Atta-boy, Garfield! Way to go! Same time next week? Sure, but do something about that breath, will ya?

10 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! You're a cat...why don't you chase mice?! It's too noisy. All that creaking, and gasping, and wheezing, and painting, and...

11 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

URK! COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HAAACK All right! A Coupon! Well excuse me for being thrifty!

12 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Here comes Jon. Watch me pretend to be interested in what what he says. You're pretending to be interested in what I'm saying, aren't you? Fine, thanks! And you?

13 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

THUD! "Bouncy" would not be a good nickname for Odie.

14 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

And now to discuss man-eating plants, our gardening expert, Steve! HELP! It's got me! rustle rustle rustle burp That should help the ratings.

15 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Everyone should have a cat like you, Garfield. CHOMP SNARF GOOBLE GULP CHOMP SNARF SNARF Why should I be the only one to suffer? Hey!

16 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a blind date tonight, Garfield. Know what that means? HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP! You haven't seen your date yet.

17 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

One last cookie... We've been friends a long time now, right? Wait! Before you try to lay heavy guilt on me. Okay, go ahead.

18 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's building a ship model. I shall narrate. BLOOP First, he spills the glue. Then, he makes a hopeless mess. YAAAAAAH! Then he freaks out. CRASH! -

19 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You are fat... And ol. And touchy.

20 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

*beep* One...two...three... What is this? Special feature. The automatic chin counter.

21 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You have lost five pounds. Hey! Pay up, pal!

22 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

One last chance, scale. I'm going to weigh myself, and I want to be accorded some respect, okay? Sure, hop on. You are fat, siiiirrrr.

23 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Tell me I'm not fat! O.K., you're not fat. Thank you. Sigh...I'm a disgrace to household appliances everywhere.

24 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

The pizza was delivered by a woman. A pizza woman? MARRY HER!

25 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

munch munch Pretty lame attempt, Garfield. If you want to put one over Ol' Jon, you'll have to do better than. ZIP

26 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

There goes old man Higgins They say he's the meanest man on the block. I think he's misunderstood. The man has a clown strapped to the hood of his car.

27 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

We're going to change the way we do things around here! Whoa... We do things around here?

28 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! Garfield, yould you mind eating a little more delicately? burp burp burp burp burp burp burp

29 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

A letter from dad! Whoopee-do. The crops are fine. The cows are fine. Yeah, yeah. Mom got a nose ring, and plays drums for a band called "Electric Dentures". Same old, same old.

30 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, I ate too much. I need something to settle my stomach. How about some dessert, Garfield? The man's a miracle worker!

31 May 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield's tongue is burned. How did that happen? He was licking a waffle iron. I saw crumbs.

1 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

* BOOP Hey! * BOOP BEEP BOOP This sthing plays little notes! **BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP * I can play a song! Garfield, what are you doing? *****

2 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you packed for the fishing trip, Garfield? Yup. Got everything. Cornmeal, butter, eggs, tartar sauce, buns, deep fryer and 200 miles of extension cord!

3 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, we're going to back the boat into the water. W'wan back. Let me know when to stop. That's good.

4 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see...which lure should I...ah...AH... CHOO YAAHH! How about the one in your left nostril?

5 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch the distance on this cast, Garfield! It's gonna be a new world's record! FLING Hark, did I hear a trout chuckle?

6 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

nnngggghhhhhhhh...aaeeeeerrrrrrrggghhh... YAHOO! COME TO PAPA! GET THE NET, GARFIELD! GEt THE NET! For the fish, or for you?

7 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

THAT is an ugly lure! GOT ONE! THAT is an ugly fish! Ugly in, ugly out.

8 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Sigh Y'know? Fishing's great, Garfield...the fresh air... I smell bait. The wildlife... Mosquitoes the size of canned hams. zzzzzzzz The solitude, the companionship. Stranded in a dhingy with Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Kindamakes a guy just wanna sin

9 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

CLONK! I'm attracting a more sophisticated audience. That was an Italian shoe.

10 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD!

11 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

See that woman over there, Garfield? She's flirting with me. I know that look. She's choking on a bagel.

12 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, spend some time with this rock. Maybe some of its charm and warmth will rub off on you. Heh heh.

13 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hell, Nancy, wanna go out tonight? Well, does your mother have plans? Uh-huh...so tell me about your grandmother, is she...hello? Shot down by three generations.

14 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

What's the matter, Garfield? Hey! Your birthday is next week! And that's a, uh, bad thing, right?

15 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

So you're going to be eighteen soon, huh Garfield? Thanks for the reminder. I remember back on the farm, when I turned eighteen I really cut loose. Uh-huh. My buddies and I went out cow tipping. pant pant pant pant tip pant pantpant Huh? Huh? Was that fun

16 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You can stop now. I told him to take it easy 18 years ago.

17 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Have you decided what you want for your birthday, Garfield? Try again, pal. What's wrong with wanting my own can opener?

18 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Come ON, Garfield... Make a wish! I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

19 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Now THAT'S a big tree. -

20 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

-

21 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z

22 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Whoo! Humid today. Tell me about it.

23 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Please don't swat me! Okay, promise. STOMP!

24 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I bring you a message from the other spiders. phhhhht! -

25 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Wait!! What? I've already seen that section.

26 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

That's odd. A brown ring... -

27 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Swat me! Swat me flat! I don't take orders from you! I guess I showed him who's boss araound...hey! Hee hee hee

28 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Cartwheels.

29 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Yikes! ZING! SMACK! Whew! That was close. SPLAT

30 June 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

BRRIINNG! OK, I give up...you win. It's monday. Fine! Shoot your prisoner!

1 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

GRAB! -

2 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Where have you been all my life? I don't know, but I wish I were still there. Take me with you!

3 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

This house is my castle, Garfield. My domain. Here, I am king. Excuse me, sire, whilst your local wretch ralphs on the royal rug.

4 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey there, bullet! Whooosh! There he goes! Slow down, lightning! The cat is not amused.

5 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm too tired to go on. Of course, I have no place to go anyway. That worked out pretty well.

6 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Man, I haven't had lasagna in, like, forever. RRRrrrrr What would you like for dinner? LASAGNA! Some steamed rice? NO! LASAGNA! Maybe peas and carrots? l-a-s-a-g-n-a...lasagna! Or, I could whip up a nice... Here! Noodles! Onions!Ricotta! Mozzarella! Tomat

7 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are very possessive. We always mark our own territory. MINE

8 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are fascinated by bits of string. And, I don't know why. If this string were a little longer, I could tie Jon up, and clean out the refrigerator.

9 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You're shedding. And you're watching me shed. Who has the problem here?

10 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Nice kitty, blah, blah, blah. Purr. Whatever. We're bonding.

11 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You are shedding a lot. Am not.

12 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

PLOOP! As you can see, dogs aren't the only ones who can fetch slippers. I hate you.

13 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

ALL YOUR MOTHERS WEAR FLEA COLLARS! I needed that.

14 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I can't find my bag of... ZING ZONG ZANG Chocolate-covered coffee beans.

15 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Everybody's against me! SMACK SPLOT And I don't know why!

16 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Here comes the tickle bug! Tickle, tickle, tickle! Now, here comes the hug bunny! Pet abuse is an ugly thing.

17 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

What is it, Odie? What are you trying to tell me? YIP! YIP! YIP! Uh-huh?...Yes?...Yes?...I see... YIP! YIP! YIP! Odie says he's a slobbering idiot who jumps around going "Yip! Yip! Yip!"

18 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if Jon knows he has something stuck between his teeth. YAAAHH! Maybe so...

19 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going out to enjoy nature! Got attacked by bees and bitten by a badger. Personally, I would not have enjoyed that.

20 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmm... No...no, that's not the spot. No, not there either... No...nope... Nope...nooooooo...n There it is! Z

21 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Mice are disgusting. Hello, you big, fat, ugly slob. See?!

22 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

FLING! -

23 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

My good sheet! No more toga parties.

24 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

click click click click click Hey! click click click click He gets more channels than we do! click click click

25 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I caught a mouse! Let me guess... He wasn't paying attention and wandered into your hand. Soooo?!

26 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Mouse hole. Rat hole. Manhole.

27 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey there. Buzz off! Oh, my! What a pretty bird! I like a man who loves birds. What are you and your bird doing tonight? Wanna pet my parrot? Does it talk? The stories I could tell, lady.

28 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You ate my food, you ate Odie's food. You ate your food. What do you have to say for yourself? What's for the dessert, dessert, dessert?

29 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog BARK! BARK! BARK! Beware Of The Even Bigger Dog Not my day.

30 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

* RING RING Hello. May I speak with the head of the household? No. Cat's can't talk. Hello? Hello?

31 July 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I couldn't decide which one of these ties to wear. So I'm wearing all of them! Hey, hula hands! Put on some pants!

1 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

This is boring. I know! This is boring with hats. A rare moment of lucidity.

2 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Anything worth having is worth working for! SMACK! So THAT'S why I don't have anything!

3 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

rrrrrrrr Okay, boy, there's only one way to settle this... We take 10 paces, turn, and face for the food. Aand...one...two...three...four...five...six...seven... BLAT Eight...nine...

4 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm taking a dating quiz, Garfield. "What do you look for in a date?" Must be same species. Except on new year's.

5 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I could get a date if I wanted. On this planet? I've had lots of dates! Mr. Arbuckle, time for your mediaction. Yep, I've broken a few hearts. That's because he showed up.

6 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Marissa! Jon here! How about going out with the King of Keen tonight? Jon, Jon Arbuckle. Yes, the dork you met in the park. King of Keen, Meet the Queen of Mean.

7 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

These cellular phones are great, Garfield! Elle, guess where I am?... Uh...how far is far enough? Now he can be rejected from anywhere.

8 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm immature?!! WELL EXCUSE ME, MISS POOPIE HEAD! Your honor, the defense requests a recess.

9 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Another saturday night with no dat. Maybe I'll watch television. For about a year! He's working off a backlog of rejections.

10 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

bark bark bark BARK BARK BARK * ooooooo oooooo b-bl b-bl b-bl b-bl

11 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

That's the last time I hand out programs.

12 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll now take requests from the audience. Any requests? ...any audience?

13 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

SPLAT! MAKEUP! DOOF

14 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You're out of fruit! what are you going to do?! GONK!

15 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

HISS HISS HISS HISS Did you forget how to clap?! With what?!

16 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

...so the chicken says, "that was no herring, that was my trout!" What are you dialing? My agent's beeper.

17 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't eat that poor, defenseless doughnut! Don't listen to him! Chow down, pal! Do what is right! Do what's in your heart! -

18 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Z You can't sleep your life away! z Not if you keep waking me up!

19 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie! Someone has eaten your... Ooops. Hang on! Odie! Someone has eaten your food!

20 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, joy. I get to spend another day with you. I'll try to control my excitement. So far, so good.

21 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

That's it, Garfield. You've had enough. Just one more cup? No more coffee.

22 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

That's three cookies for you. And a third of a cookie for me. Looks more like half a cookie to me.

23 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a cat in the neighborhood! Quick! Hide behind these two slices of bread! I gotta find a new line, or dumber birds.

24 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie! Little Timmy fell down the old well! Save him! SHOOM! The Old Well Odie! Now he's climbing up the water tower!

25 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I was just outside! An insect flew up my nose! I'll be going insane any second now! How will you be able to tell?

26 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, in this scene you play the part of a pitiful goofball! Action! My finger's stuck up my nose. Cut! Print! That's a wrap! You're beautiful!

27 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, some guy threw a rock through my window. There's a note attached! "You seem boring". We must remember to send him a thank-you rock.

28 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

The fun never stops when I'm around! You cn't stop what doesn't start.

29 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen won't go out with me. Says she has no feelings toward me... How about pity? I thought hitting bottom would make a louder noise.

30 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

A good hat should make a statement, Garfield. A good hat should say... "Hello, I am cool". Or "pity me".

31 August 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z RIIIINNG! Z RIIIIINNG!! All right! All right! You win! Z

1 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I hate it when you smile. Whenever you smile something bad happens. But, maybe I'm just paranoid. Release the anvil

2 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie suspects nothing. BOOT He still suspects nothing.

3 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Did you shred the drapes into little bitty pieces?! Define "little bitty".

4 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder what Jon is doing. RUNAWAY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH! Same old, same old.

5 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You are the second most pitiful excuse for a man I have ever met! The second most pitiful? Yeeesss! I gotta meet this other guy!

6 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are smarter than dogs! And nicer, too! So don't hurt me! We know here he lives.

7 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Pretty dull, huh? Yeah. I'm gonna try another one. Any better? Not really.

8 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I am a poisonous spider. You are not. Am too. Are not. Here, drink this. Hmmm.

9 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Wipe your feet!

10 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

SWAT! -

11 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, cat! I'm talking to you! Not so high and mighty without your newspaper, are you?! Would you like the rest of this sandwich?

12 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I represent the other spiders in the house. I've been sent to present you with an offering of peace and brotherhood. If you think a half-eaten fly will buy a cease-fire, think again!

13 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! You are pathetic.

14 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't move! We've got you surrounded! Oh, yeah? Yeaaaaah SMACK CLAP SMACK

15 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

The Caped Avanger! Faster than a speeding delivery truck Tougher than Taffy! Able to eat a large pepperoni pizza in a single bite! ...with anchovies!

16 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Aha! It's my archenemy, the infamous Doctor Dweeb! Unhand that cheeseburger or receive a severe thashing! I hate it whe he does that.

17 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Life is a struggle between good and evil. Should I kick Odie off the table?... Or sorta accidentally bump him off the table?

18 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! I can see the curvature of the earth! Hold it! That's my stomach. You're fat. Only one man's opinion.

19 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, Garfield, it's friday night and surf's up! Oh, no. You know what that means... Yes, I do. Beach party! He's filled the living room with sand again.

20 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

How was your date, Jon? I forgot where we were supposed to meet. So, she had a relatively good time then?

21 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Boys, can we talk? Uh-oh. You've both gotten a little pudgy lately. So I'm both putting you on a fruit diet. Have fun. "Have fun", he says. The juggling Garbanzo Brothers reunite! * There's no business like show business ** KICK! -FOOD FIGHT! Le

22 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Here we are... "Cat: see lazy". Oh look. Here's your picture. I smell libel.

23 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, sometimes I have to ask the big questions. When's lunch? Like, what is my purpose? To buy doughnuts. Why am I here? To feed the cat.

24 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

A cat's keen sense of hearing ca help him identify his prey. CRUNCH! munch munch munch munch Toast.

25 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

"Pet intelligence..." "Cats do not score well on intelligence tests." I'm surprised. We refuse to read the directions.

26 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Once, cats were fearless hunters... Independent, strong and proud. But, today... Could you get the plastic off this slice of cheese?

27 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Today they all stared into space for a while... Then they licked themselves and took naps. Cat news.

28 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

GULP I saw that! Get up here! What have you got to say for yourself?! BURRRRRP

29 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been busy all day. Me too. Wait. Did you say "busy", or, "sitting around doing nothing"?

30 September 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Get out of my way! -

1 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Would you please be quiet? BARK! BARK! Whoa! It never occured to me asking politely.

2 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a cat in the neighborhood! Quick! Hide in my mouth! Where is the trust? Where IS the trust?!

3 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I CAN GET A DATE ANYTIME I WANT! Those darn tour buses.

4 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

* RIIING Garfield, my hands are wet! Answer that! Hello? Hello? Hello? GOTCHA! I hate him.

5 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

gniiiiiffffff I love this time of the year. The colors... The crisp morning air... And the leaves... I love the sound they make as you walk through them. crunch crunch crunch crunch I love anything that reminds me of potato chips.

6 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Mr. Arbuckle, this is the "Happy Day" dating service. Well, we finally found you a date. Subject, of course, to her parole hearing. A career woman.

7 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Ruby, the dating service gave me your number. So, do you have a nickname? "Widow maker", huh? I'll be under the couch.

8 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Ruby, the dating service said we should get to know each other. So, exactly why were you in prison? Hide the potato peeler. Ouch.

9 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

OK, Ruby, I'll meet you at seven. But how will I know you? I see, the tatoo on your forehead reads "ybuR". But, are there any distinguishing characteristics?

10 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, I had a pretty good time with Ruby tonight. She only had to be sedated twice. But it was hard to slow dance with that dart in her neck. That's just a little more than I wanted to know.

11 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to check the old mailbag, Garfield. *BEEP* ...you have no mail. *BEEP* You have also no life. Et tu, cyberspace?

12 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

* Butter, Garfield? Yes. Horseradish? PLease. Mustard? Thank you. Anchovy paster? Just a smidge. Lard? Sure! Toaster crumbs? Why not? Garfiedl? Yes? YOU'RE DISGUSTING! Any sauerkraut?

13 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Catch a mouse. You didn't use the magic words. Catch a mouse, or you don't get dinner. Presto!

14 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, it's time you REALLY got tough with those mice! Right! BAM BAM BAM No video games for a week!

15 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

What's the matter? My wife kicked me out of the hole. Why? Well, I ate this garlic bulb, and... -

16 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

There is a MOUSE asleep on my bed! You know what to do! z z Z

17 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you catch the mouse? You bet. What did you do with hi Tagged him. And released him back into the wild.

18 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

? "Room for Rent?" WHAT room?! You're standing in it.

19 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap Here's your coffee. By the way, we're out of cream. I'll get the sugar though. WAAAAHHH! -

20 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip I hate mondays.

21 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Odie. Put on thos "Dogs are Stupid" pin, pal. Eeee! Eeee! Eeee! You gotta love 'im.

22 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Yessirthere's nothinglike agoodpot ofcoffee firstthing inthemoring Anicehotcup ofcoffeeyessir andmaybea doughnuttooa nicedoughnut todunkand munch Asecondandthird cupisnicetoo, alongwithmore doughnutsand moreandmore coffee. I'm cutting youoff.

23 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Have a nice walk? Yup. Canary shortage hits city! GARFIELD!

24 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, okay, Janice. I understand. She had a good reason for not going out with me. She's allergic to geeks! Achoo!

25 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I can run a little farther every day! But he still keeps coming back.

26 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfioeld, check out my ghost costume. Very nice. Uh-huh... How cute -

27 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to scare Jon... Morning, Garfield. He always looks like that before his coffe. I heard that!

28 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to have some fun with this Odie mask. Now where could Odie be? KICK!

29 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap EEEK!

30 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I got you an outfit for the costume party. What do you think? I don't know, Jon. I have this uneasy feeling.

31 October 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, c'mon,,, that's not scary. Now, THAT'S scary.

1 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAAHH! Boy, that's the scariest mask yet! An empty supper dish.

2 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You're lazy, Garfield. You're as limp as a rag! FLOP FLOP Although, not without entertainment value. Oh sure, humiliate the cat.

3 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, monday...where is my sting?! WHAM Ah...THERE it is...

4 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I find your presence unpleasant. You possess many shortcomings also. No one is perfect. Let's go back to bark and hiss.

5 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You're a lazy pig! How did he know it was me?

6 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I hate it when he acts goofy. That was ferocious!

7 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Ann won't go out with me. But there areplenty of fish in the sea, Garfield. How do I say this, Jon... I'll just cast out another line. There's a hole in the boat, and the bait's dead.

8 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

What did I tell you the last time you threw a rock in the house?! Lessee...don't help me...I can get this... Oh, yeah! It was "YEEEEOW! Boy that hurts!"

9 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you like to hear about my day, Garfield? Rub my tummy and I'll listen to anything. Well, first, I went for a walk in the park, I fed the pigeons and smelled the flowers... Then on the way home I was nearly run over by a cab. Iyelled at the driver,

10 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not going to climb you, tree. I don't care what you do. Now THAT'S unfair.

11 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, you! Scram! This is MY tree.

12 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Being stuck in a tree isn't so bad. I'll just sit here and enjoy the view. ...for the rest of my life.

13 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been up here a long time. I wonder if I'm setting any records? Hey Ethel! Looky up there! That's gotta be THE stupidest cat in the whole world! A record!

14 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm drawing a crowd. Those people down there look like ants. Garfield, what are you doing? I guess they are.

15 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Stupid tree...may all your stupid branches fall off! CRACK Nice curse, Garfield.

16 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

This meeting of the Brotherhood of Household Pests will now come to order. Now, this week's assignments: Jreome, you'll pester the big, dumb human... No proooblem. And Charlie, being a flea, you naturally get the dog. Can do, boss. -I'll take the cat...h

17 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Monday, I'm not afraid of you! In fact, I laugh into your face! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! zzzzzzz

18 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Does that look crooked, Garfield? No. Now it does. Thanks for your help! I do what I can.

19 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Oops. ssssssss Bottom of the pot again!

20 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Ellen, I hear you have a party. Gee, my invitation must have been lost in the mail. She said no. And to make sure, she shot the mailman. I'll ge the checkers.

21 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, this must be an invitation to Ellen's party! Oh, yes, it's PARTY TIME ** ** ...it's PARTY TIME... It's a restraining order. Aw...and you just bought a new whoopee cushion.

22 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh . I'm not actually bored. I'm just practicing.

23 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's hamburger! I'll just eat Jon's pickle. ...and maybe the lettuce and the tomato, too. ...and the onion, and Oh, what the heck! Uh, there seems to be something missing. You're right! gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck

24 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Greetings, Ladies and... CRASH! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Give 'em what they want, I say.

25 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

He's not the world's greatest opening act... But he's the best I could get on short notice. ...but I gotta tell ya'... This lady was SOOOOO fat...

26 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY DONK I'll be glad when tomatoes are back in season.

27 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like to ask for a volunteer from the audience! I'd like to ask for an audience.

28 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity BOO! BOOO! BOO! BOOO! Come on, you ingrates! Do your worst! BOOOO! BOOO! BOO! BOO! Uh... There was a cotton candy vendor at the show tonight.

29 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity Rehearsal.

30 November 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

-

1 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN Two...three.. YAWN The Garfield workout.

2 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember the good old days when we used to do this, Odie? BOOT! CRASH! What have you been up to? Reminiscing.

3 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

That smile isn't fooling anyone. That one either. Rats.

4 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you ate the whole box of doughnuts. Yet you seem depressed. Could it be guilt?! They were my friends.

5 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Coffee, Garfield? It's a little string. It's winking at me.

6 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you so happy about? I was being sarcastic. This IS happy.

7 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see now...the perfect spot... Hmm AH-HA! This could take a while.

8 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

It's the holiday season! I just love this time of year. It makes me feel greedy all over!

9 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmm... I wonder who first came up with the idea for candy canes? Probably a gimpy old elf.

10 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Merry Christmas Love, Jon, Odie, and Garfield. a-HEM Merry Christmas Love, Jon, Garfield and Odie.

11 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

BAM BAM BAM SMOOOOOOCH

12 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie Odie Odie

13 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Six! Yes!! Six!! Got anothe rone! Daily present count.

14 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

* * ** ** ** ** I love Christmas carolers. ** * ** ** * The beautiful songs...the lovely harmonies... Hey, Frank, you're flat! Me?! I'm not flat, YOU are! Oh, yeah?! Shut up, you two... I'll settle this...you're BOTH flat! ! ! -'tis the season. PUNCH POKE

15 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Looks like it's gonna be a good crop this year! Can't wait for the harvest. Yes, they're almost ripe.

16 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

This one works...this one works...this one works... ZZZT! I found the short in the tree lights! Do tell.

17 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm leaving your present under the tree. I'm trusting you not to peek. You have my word of honor. Uncross your toes. You little finks.

18 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, are you peeking at your present? No, I'm not peeeking... I'm taking a big fat look! Try and stop me! Hey! There's nothing in here! I put out a decoy.

19 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You tricked me! there's nothing in this present! You promised me you wouldn't peek. That's what you get for peeking. Well, thanks for nothing!

20 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield Odie Present envy.

21 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

BLINK So much for th "X-Ray Vision" theory.

22 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Candy canes always taste best right around Christmas. So eat 'em quick, while they're in season!

23 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap Christmas eve.

24 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield Garfield Merry Christmas.

25 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, have you tried on the stocking cap mom made for you? Yes. What do you think? I think too many balls of yarn gave their lives for this thing.

26 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm wrting a thank-you card to mom and dad. Want to add anything? BURPPP Garfield says thank you for the Christmas Cookies.

27 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Jo-ann, it's Jon Arbuckle. I was wondering if you were doing anything on new years e CLICK I don't believe it... Her ANSWERING MACHINE hung up on me! A bad day in Dateville.

28 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

You were a vision to behold this year, tree. Each ornament hung with tender loving care. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Oh, the indignity of it all!

29 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

I've called every girl I know, Garfield. None of them will go out with me on new year's eve. I'm getting desperate. I figured that when you dialed the time and temperature lady.

30 December 1996
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, it's almost midnight... He's a real party animal. Z

31 December 1996
 




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