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Garfield

HAPPY NEW SPLUT! Monday.

1 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

This is a brand-new year, Garfield! A perfectly clean slate! GARFIELD! Smudge number one.

2 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

YUK! Good one, Odie.

3 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog Let's talk about moderation in all things... YAAAAAHHH!

4 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to get that girl over there to notice me. Is she looking? For somethig to throw.

5 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

I can't think of anything to do. That's pretty ambitious, Jon. I can't think of a reason to think of anything to do.

6 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Here it is! The first snowflake of winter! -

7 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

knockitty knockitty tap tap That's gotta be the cutest knock I've ever. tappy tappy knocky knocky tippy tippy tap -

8 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Nermal...long time no see. Yup. Di you miss me? Does a toe mitt a hangnail? I missed you too.

9 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Nermal! Why, you look cuter than ever! Cootchie-cootchie-wootchie! Woobie-woobie-woobie! What are you doing? I'm gonna need the bag.

10 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Staying cute like this is hard work, you know. DO tell. Why, I eve nhave a personal cuteness trainer! He makes me do fifty sets of "eyelash bats" every day. The slave driver.

11 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Nermal, do you ever have a day when you just aren't cute? Oh, sure, it happens to the best of us. What do you do? I call in ugly.

12 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Yep, I've eaten a lot of birds in my time. Really? Went to the nort pole once and ate a penguin. Wow! Went back in time and ate a pterodactyl, too. Hey! Wait a minute!

13 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

GO TO BED!

14 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

It's a beautiful morning. Depends on where you're sitting.

15 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm coming in now! Boy, am I in trouble. You'd better not be in my chair! I'm scared. I'm coming in now! Wake me after the beating.

16 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I think you're a bad influence on Odie. Prove it. Meow.

17 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Just look at that beautiful day out there! Okay. Now what?

18 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

A lack of communication...there's the problem, Garfield. THUMP THUMP We must reach out to touch others. We must speak freely to our fellow man... You just ran over a mime.

19 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

BARK BARK SLUCK I can only imagine how thirsty all that barking must make you. WAAAH! SLUUUUUUCK

20 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Now you know what it feels like to be the last doughnut.

21 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

When will I EVER learn not to climb trees? When will I ever, EVER learn? Not today, THAT'S for darn sure.

22 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

I wonder why I do this...is it because I crave attention?... Or is it just because I'm stupid? Hey everybody? Look at the stupid cat! ...or both.

23 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hey, cat! Mind if I take your picture? A reporter! It'll make a great human interest story for my paper! Call it what it is, pal... "cheap sensationalism"! FLASH!

24 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Stuck in a stupid tree. It couldn't possibly get any worse. Good grief!

25 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Uh-ho. It's getting dark. FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! You new in town?

26 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hang on, Garfield! I'm coming! Gee, this branch isn't very -

27 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ? -

28 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Would you say you're a loyal pet, Garfield? Hold on. Yes, we have plenty of food. Yes, I am a loyal pet.

29 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'm having a bad day. I hate you. When I have a bad day, everybody has a bad day.

30 January 1996
 


 
Garfield

Sleep peacefully, ODie. Don't even THINK about vampires... -

31 January 1996
 




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