HAPPY NEW- - SPLUT! - Monday.
1 January 1996
This is a brand-new year, Garfield! A perfectly clean slate! - - GARFIELD! Smudge number one.
2 January 1996
- - YUK! Good one, Odie.
3 January 1996
Beware Of The Dog - Let's talk about moderation in all things... - YAAAAAHHH!
4 January 1996
I'm going to get that girl over there to notice me. - - Is she looking? For somethig to throw.
5 January 1996
I can't think of anything to do. - That's pretty ambitious, Jon. - I can't think of a reason to think of anything to do.
6 January 1996
Here it is! - The first snowflake of winter! - - - -
7 January 1996
knockitty knockitty tap tap - That's gotta be the cutest knock I've ever. tappy tappy knocky knocky tippy tippy tap -
8 January 1996
Nermal...long time no see. Yup. - Di you miss me? - Does a toe mitt a hangnail? I missed you too.
9 January 1996
Nermal! - Why, you look cuter than ever! Cootchie-cootchie-wootchie! Woobie-woobie-woobie! - What are you doing? I'm gonna need the bag.
10 January 1996
Staying cute like this is hard work, you know. DO tell. - Why, I eve nhave a personal cuteness trainer! - He makes me do fifty sets of "eyelash bats" every day. - The slave driver.
11 January 1996
Nermal, do you ever have a day when you just aren't cute? - Oh, sure, it happens to the best of us. What do you do? - I call in ugly.
12 January 1996
Yep, I've eaten a lot of birds in my time. Really? - Went to the nort pole once and ate a penguin. Wow! - Went back in time and ate a pterodactyl, too. Hey! Wait a minute!
13 January 1996
- - - - - - GO TO BED!
14 January 1996
It's a beautiful morning. - - Depends on where you're sitting.
15 January 1996
Garfield, I'm coming in now! Boy, am I in trouble. - You'd better not be in my chair! I'm scared. - I'm coming in now! Wake me after the beating.
16 January 1996
- Garfield, I think you're a bad influence on Odie. - Prove it. Meow.
17 January 1996
Just look at that beautiful day out there! - Okay. - Now what?
18 January 1996
A lack of communication...there's the problem, Garfield. - THUMP THUMP We must reach out to touch others. - We must speak freely to our fellow man... You just ran over a mime.
19 January 1996
BARK BARK SLUCK - I can only imagine how thirsty all that barking must make you. - WAAAH! SLUUUUUUCK
20 January 1996
- - - - - - Now you know what it feels like to be the last doughnut.
21 January 1996
When will I EVER learn not to climb trees? - When will I ever, EVER learn? - Not today, THAT'S for darn sure.
22 January 1996
I wonder why I do this...is it because I crave attention?... - Or is it just because I'm stupid? - Hey everybody? Look at the stupid cat! ...or both.
23 January 1996
Hey, cat! Mind if I take your picture? A reporter! - It'll make a great human interest story for my paper! Call it what it is, pal... "cheap sensationalism"! - FLASH!
24 January 1996
Stuck in a stupid tree. - It couldn't possibly get any worse. - Good grief!
25 January 1996
Uh-ho. It's getting dark. - FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! - You new in town?
26 January 1996
Hang on, Garfield! I'm coming! - Gee, this branch isn't very -
27 January 1996
sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - ? -
28 January 1996
Would you say you're a loyal pet, Garfield? Hold on. - Yes, we have plenty of food. - Yes, I am a loyal pet.
29 January 1996
I'm having a bad day. - - I hate you. When I have a bad day, everybody has a bad day.
30 January 1996
Sleep peacefully, ODie. - Don't even THINK about vampires... -
31 January 1996