- Get out of my way! -
1 October 1996
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - BARK! Would you please be quiet? BARK! BARK! - Whoa! It never occured to me asking politely.
2 October 1996
There's a cat in the neighborhood! - Quick! Hide in my mouth! - Where is the trust? Where IS the trust?!
3 October 1996
- I CAN GET A DATE ANYTIME I WANT! - Those darn tour buses.
4 October 1996
* RIIING Garfield, my hands are wet! Answer that! - Hello? - Hello? Hello? GOTCHA! I hate him.
5 October 1996
gniiiiiffffff - I love this time of the year. - The colors... - The crisp morning air... - And the leaves... - I love the sound they make as you walk through them. crunch crunch crunch crunch - I love anything that reminds me of potato chips.
6 October 1996
Mr. Arbuckle, this is the "Happy Day" dating service. - Well, we finally found you a date. - Subject, of course, to her parole hearing. A career woman.
7 October 1996
Ruby, the dating service gave me your number. - So, do you have a nickname? - "Widow maker", huh? I'll be under the couch.
8 October 1996
Ruby, the dating service said we should get to know each other. - So, exactly why were you in prison? - Hide the potato peeler. Ouch.
9 October 1996
OK, Ruby, I'll meet you at seven. - But how will I know you? - I see, the tatoo on your forehead reads "ybuR". But, are there any distinguishing characteristics?
10 October 1996
Well, I had a pretty good time with Ruby tonight. - She only had to be sedated twice. - But it was hard to slow dance with that dart in her neck. That's just a little more than I wanted to know.
11 October 1996
Time to check the old mailbag, Garfield. - *BEEP* ...you have no mail. - *BEEP* You have also no life. Et tu, cyberspace?
12 October 1996
* - Butter, Garfield? Yes. - Horseradish? PLease. Mustard? Thank you. - Anchovy paster? Just a smidge. Lard? Sure! - Toaster crumbs? Why not? - Garfiedl? Yes? - YOU'RE DISGUSTING! Any sauerkraut?
13 October 1996
Catch a mouse. You didn't use the magic words. - Catch a mouse, or you don't get dinner. - Presto!
14 October 1996
Garfield, it's time you REALLY got tough with those mice! Right! - BAM BAM BAM - No video games for a week!
15 October 1996
What's the matter? My wife kicked me out of the hole. - Why? Well, I ate this garlic bulb, and... -
16 October 1996
There is a MOUSE asleep on my bed! - You know what to do! z - z Z
17 October 1996
Did you catch the mouse? You bet. - What did you do with hi- - Tagged him. And released him back into the wild.
18 October 1996
? - "Room for Rent?" WHAT room?! - You're standing in it.
19 October 1996
tap tap tap - Here's your coffee. - By the way, we're out of cream. - I'll get the sugar though. - - WAAAAHHH! -
20 October 1996
- zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip - I hate mondays.
21 October 1996
Hey, Odie. Put on thos "Dogs are Stupid" pin, pal. - Eeee! Eeee! Eeee! You gotta love 'im.
22 October 1996
23 October 1996
Have a nice walk? Yup. - - Canary shortage hits city! GARFIELD!
24 October 1996
Oh, okay, Janice. I understand. - She had a good reason for not going out with me. - She's allergic to geeks! Achoo!
25 October 1996
I can run a little farther every day! - - But he still keeps coming back.
26 October 1996
- Hey, Garfioeld, check out my ghost costume. - Very nice. - Uh-huh... - How cute - -
27 October 1996
I'm going to scare Jon... - Morning, Garfield. - He always looks like that before his coffe. I heard that!
28 October 1996
I'm going to have some fun with this Odie mask. - Now where could Odie be? - KICK!
29 October 1996
- tap tap - EEEK!
30 October 1996
Hey, Garfield, I got you an outfit for the costume party. - What do you think? I don't know, Jon. - I have this uneasy feeling.
31 October 1996