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Garfield

Get out of my way! -

1 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Would you please be quiet? BARK! BARK! Whoa! It never occured to me asking politely.

2 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

There's a cat in the neighborhood! Quick! Hide in my mouth! Where is the trust? Where IS the trust?!

3 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

I CAN GET A DATE ANYTIME I WANT! Those darn tour buses.

4 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

* RIIING Garfield, my hands are wet! Answer that! Hello? Hello? Hello? GOTCHA! I hate him.

5 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

gniiiiiffffff I love this time of the year. The colors... The crisp morning air... And the leaves... I love the sound they make as you walk through them. crunch crunch crunch crunch I love anything that reminds me of potato chips.

6 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Mr. Arbuckle, this is the "Happy Day" dating service. Well, we finally found you a date. Subject, of course, to her parole hearing. A career woman.

7 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Ruby, the dating service gave me your number. So, do you have a nickname? "Widow maker", huh? I'll be under the couch.

8 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Ruby, the dating service said we should get to know each other. So, exactly why were you in prison? Hide the potato peeler. Ouch.

9 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

OK, Ruby, I'll meet you at seven. But how will I know you? I see, the tatoo on your forehead reads "ybuR". But, are there any distinguishing characteristics?

10 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Well, I had a pretty good time with Ruby tonight. She only had to be sedated twice. But it was hard to slow dance with that dart in her neck. That's just a little more than I wanted to know.

11 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Time to check the old mailbag, Garfield. *BEEP* ...you have no mail. *BEEP* You have also no life. Et tu, cyberspace?

12 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

* Butter, Garfield? Yes. Horseradish? PLease. Mustard? Thank you. Anchovy paster? Just a smidge. Lard? Sure! Toaster crumbs? Why not? Garfiedl? Yes? YOU'RE DISGUSTING! Any sauerkraut?

13 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Catch a mouse. You didn't use the magic words. Catch a mouse, or you don't get dinner. Presto!

14 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's time you REALLY got tough with those mice! Right! BAM BAM BAM No video games for a week!

15 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

What's the matter? My wife kicked me out of the hole. Why? Well, I ate this garlic bulb, and... -

16 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

There is a MOUSE asleep on my bed! You know what to do! z z Z

17 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Did you catch the mouse? You bet. What did you do with hi Tagged him. And released him back into the wild.

18 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

? "Room for Rent?" WHAT room?! You're standing in it.

19 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

tap tap tap Here's your coffee. By the way, we're out of cream. I'll get the sugar though. WAAAAHHH! -

20 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip I hate mondays.

21 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Odie. Put on thos "Dogs are Stupid" pin, pal. Eeee! Eeee! Eeee! You gotta love 'im.

22 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Yessirthere's nothinglike agoodpot ofcoffee firstthing inthemoring Anicehotcup ofcoffeeyessir andmaybea doughnuttooa nicedoughnut todunkand munch Asecondandthird cupisnicetoo, alongwithmore doughnutsand moreandmore coffee. I'm cutting youoff.

23 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Have a nice walk? Yup. Canary shortage hits city! GARFIELD!

24 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Oh, okay, Janice. I understand. She had a good reason for not going out with me. She's allergic to geeks! Achoo!

25 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

I can run a little farther every day! But he still keeps coming back.

26 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfioeld, check out my ghost costume. Very nice. Uh-huh... How cute -

27 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to scare Jon... Morning, Garfield. He always looks like that before his coffe. I heard that!

28 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to have some fun with this Odie mask. Now where could Odie be? KICK!

29 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

tap tap EEEK!

30 October 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I got you an outfit for the costume party. What do you think? I don't know, Jon. I have this uneasy feeling.

31 October 1996
 




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