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Garfield

Oh, c'mon,,, that's not scary. Now, THAT'S scary.

1 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

YAAAAHH! Boy, that's the scariest mask yet! An empty supper dish.

2 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

You're lazy, Garfield. You're as limp as a rag! FLOP FLOP Although, not without entertainment value. Oh sure, humiliate the cat.

3 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Ah, monday...where is my sting?! WHAM Ah...THERE it is...

4 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

I find your presence unpleasant. You possess many shortcomings also. No one is perfect. Let's go back to bark and hiss.

5 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

You're a lazy pig! How did he know it was me?

6 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

I hate it when he acts goofy. That was ferocious!

7 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Ann won't go out with me. But there areplenty of fish in the sea, Garfield. How do I say this, Jon... I'll just cast out another line. There's a hole in the boat, and the bait's dead.

8 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

What did I tell you the last time you threw a rock in the house?! Lessee...don't help me...I can get this... Oh, yeah! It was "YEEEEOW! Boy that hurts!"

9 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Would you like to hear about my day, Garfield? Rub my tummy and I'll listen to anything. Well, first, I went for a walk in the park, I fed the pigeons and smelled the flowers... Then on the way home I was nearly run over by a cab. Iyelled at the driver,

10 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'm not going to climb you, tree. I don't care what you do. Now THAT'S unfair.

11 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hey, you! Scram! This is MY tree.

12 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Being stuck in a tree isn't so bad. I'll just sit here and enjoy the view. ...for the rest of my life.

13 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

I've been up here a long time. I wonder if I'm setting any records? Hey Ethel! Looky up there! That's gotta be THE stupidest cat in the whole world! A record!

14 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'm drawing a crowd. Those people down there look like ants. Garfield, what are you doing? I guess they are.

15 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Stupid tree...may all your stupid branches fall off! CRACK Nice curse, Garfield.

16 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

This meeting of the Brotherhood of Household Pests will now come to order. Now, this week's assignments: Jreome, you'll pester the big, dumb human... No proooblem. And Charlie, being a flea, you naturally get the dog. Can do, boss. -I'll take the cat...h

17 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Monday, I'm not afraid of you! In fact, I laugh into your face! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! zzzzzzz

18 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Does that look crooked, Garfield? No. Now it does. Thanks for your help! I do what I can.

19 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Oops. ssssssss Bottom of the pot again!

20 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

So, Ellen, I hear you have a party. Gee, my invitation must have been lost in the mail. She said no. And to make sure, she shot the mailman. I'll ge the checkers.

21 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, this must be an invitation to Ellen's party! Oh, yes, it's PARTY TIME ** ** ...it's PARTY TIME... It's a restraining order. Aw...and you just bought a new whoopee cushion.

22 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Sigh . I'm not actually bored. I'm just practicing.

23 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Jon's hamburger! I'll just eat Jon's pickle. ...and maybe the lettuce and the tomato, too. ...and the onion, and Oh, what the heck! Uh, there seems to be something missing. You're right! gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck

24 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

Greetings, Ladies and... CRASH! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Give 'em what they want, I say.

25 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

He's not the world's greatest opening act... But he's the best I could get on short notice. ...but I gotta tell ya'... This lady was SOOOOO fat...

26 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY DONK I'll be glad when tomatoes are back in season.

27 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'd like to ask for a volunteer from the audience! I'd like to ask for an audience.

28 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity BOO! BOOO! BOO! BOOO! Come on, you ingrates! Do your worst! BOOOO! BOOO! BOO! BOO! Uh... There was a cotton candy vendor at the show tonight.

29 November 1996
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity Rehearsal.

30 November 1996
 




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