1 December 1996
YAWN Two...three.. YAWN The Garfield workout.
2 December 1996
Remember the good old days when we used to do this, Odie? BOOT! CRASH! What have you been up to? Reminiscing.
3 December 1996
That smile isn't fooling anyone. That one either. Rats.
4 December 1996
Garfield, you ate the whole box of doughnuts. Yet you seem depressed. Could it be guilt?! They were my friends.
5 December 1996
Coffee, Garfield? It's a little string. It's winking at me.
6 December 1996
What are you so happy about? I was being sarcastic. This IS happy.
7 December 1996
Let's see now...the perfect spot... Hmm AH-HA! This could take a while.
8 December 1996
It's the holiday season! I just love this time of year. It makes me feel greedy all over!
9 December 1996
Hmm... I wonder who first came up with the idea for candy canes? Probably a gimpy old elf.
10 December 1996
Merry Christmas Love, Jon, Odie, and Garfield. a-HEM Merry Christmas Love, Jon, Garfield and Odie.
11 December 1996
BAM BAM BAM SMOOOOOOCH
12 December 1996
Odie Odie Odie
13 December 1996
1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Six! Yes!! Six!! Got anothe rone! Daily present count.
14 December 1996
* * ** ** ** ** I love Christmas carolers. ** * ** ** * The beautiful songs...the lovely harmonies... Hey, Frank, you're flat! Me?! I'm not flat, YOU are! Oh, yeah?! Shut up, you two... I'll settle this...you're BOTH flat! ! ! -'tis the season. PUNCH POKE
15 December 1996
Looks like it's gonna be a good crop this year! Can't wait for the harvest. Yes, they're almost ripe.
16 December 1996
This one works...this one works...this one works... ZZZT! I found the short in the tree lights! Do tell.
17 December 1996
I'm leaving your present under the tree. I'm trusting you not to peek. You have my word of honor. Uncross your toes. You little finks.
18 December 1996
Garfield, are you peeking at your present? No, I'm not peeeking... I'm taking a big fat look! Try and stop me! Hey! There's nothing in here! I put out a decoy.
19 December 1996
You tricked me! there's nothing in this present! You promised me you wouldn't peek. That's what you get for peeking. Well, thanks for nothing!
20 December 1996
Garfield Odie Present envy.
21 December 1996
BLINK So much for th "X-Ray Vision" theory.
22 December 1996
Candy canes always taste best right around Christmas. So eat 'em quick, while they're in season!
23 December 1996
tap tap tap Christmas eve.
24 December 1996
Garfield Garfield Merry Christmas.
25 December 1996
Garfield, have you tried on the stocking cap mom made for you? Yes. What do you think? I think too many balls of yarn gave their lives for this thing.
26 December 1996
I'm wrting a thank-you card to mom and dad. Want to add anything? BURPPP Garfield says thank you for the Christmas Cookies.
27 December 1996
Jo-ann, it's Jon Arbuckle. I was wondering if you were doing anything on new years e CLICK I don't believe it... Her ANSWERING MACHINE hung up on me! A bad day in Dateville.
28 December 1996
You were a vision to behold this year, tree. Each ornament hung with tender loving care. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Oh, the indignity of it all!
29 December 1996
I've called every girl I know, Garfield. None of them will go out with me on new year's eve. I'm getting desperate. I figured that when you dialed the time and temperature lady.
30 December 1996
Garfield, it's almost midnight... He's a real party animal. Z
31 December 1996