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1 December 1996
YAWN - Two...three.. - YAWN The Garfield workout.
2 December 1996
Remember the good old days when we used to do this, Odie? BOOT! - CRASH! - What have you been up to? Reminiscing.
3 December 1996
That smile isn't fooling anyone. - - That one either. Rats.
4 December 1996
Garfield, you ate the whole box of doughnuts. - Yet you seem depressed. - Could it be guilt?! They were my friends.
5 December 1996
Coffee, Garfield? - - It's a little string. It's winking at me.
6 December 1996
What are you so happy about? - - I was being sarcastic. This IS happy.
7 December 1996
- Let's see now...the perfect spot... - Hmm - - - - AH-HA! - - This could take a while.
8 December 1996
It's the holiday season! - I just love this time of year. - It makes me feel greedy all over!
9 December 1996
Hmm... - I wonder who first came up with the idea for candy canes? - Probably a gimpy old elf.
10 December 1996
Merry Christmas Love, Jon, Odie, and Garfield. - a-HEM - Merry Christmas Love, Jon, Garfield and Odie.
11 December 1996
- BAM BAM BAM - SMOOOOOOCH
12 December 1996
Odie - Odie - Odie
13 December 1996
1, 2, 3, 4, 5... - Six! Yes!! Six!! Got anothe rone! - Daily present count.
14 December 1996
* - * ** ** ** ** I love Christmas carolers. - ** * ** ** * The beautiful songs...the lovely harmonies... - Hey, Frank, you're flat! - Me?! I'm not flat, YOU are! Oh, yeah?! Shut up, you two... - I'll settle this...you're BOTH flat! ! ! -
15 December 1996
Looks like it's gonna be a good crop this year! - Can't wait for the harvest. - Yes, they're almost ripe.
16 December 1996
This one works...this one works...this one works... - ZZZT! - I found the short in the tree lights! Do tell.
17 December 1996
I'm leaving your present under the tree. - I'm trusting you not to peek. You have my word of honor. - Uncross your toes. You little finks.
18 December 1996
Garfield, are you peeking at your present? No, I'm not peeeking... - I'm taking a big fat look! Try and stop me! - Hey! There's nothing in here! I put out a decoy.
19 December 1996
You tricked me! there's nothing in this present! You promised me you wouldn't peek. - That's what you get for peeking. - Well, thanks for nothing!
20 December 1996
Garfield - Odie - Present envy.
21 December 1996
- - - - - BLINK - So much for th "X-Ray Vision" theory.
22 December 1996
- Candy canes always taste best right around Christmas. - So eat 'em quick, while they're in season!
23 December 1996
- tap tap tap - Christmas eve.
24 December 1996
Garfield - Garfield - Merry Christmas.
25 December 1996
Garfield, have you tried on the stocking cap mom made for you? Yes. - What do you think? - I think too many balls of yarn gave their lives for this thing.
26 December 1996
I'm wrting a thank-you card to mom and dad. Want to add anything? - BURPPP - Garfield says thank you for the Christmas Cookies.
27 December 1996
Jo-ann, it's Jon Arbuckle. I was wondering if you were doing anything on new years e- CLICK - I don't believe it... - Her ANSWERING MACHINE hung up on me! A bad day in Dateville.
28 December 1996
- You were a vision to behold this year, tree. - Each ornament hung with tender loving care. - - - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - Oh, the indignity of it all!
29 December 1996
I've called every girl I know, Garfield. - None of them will go out with me on new year's eve. - I'm getting desperate. I figured that when you dialed the time and temperature lady.
30 December 1996
Garfield, it's almost midnight... - He's a real party animal. Z
31 December 1996