Garfield, my fish is gone! - And there's a potato in the fishbowl! - You must think I'm stupid1 He's been feeding that potato for two weeks.
1 February 1996
Jenny, this is Jon. Wanna go gout tonight? - She put me on hold. - Denial is an ugly thing.
2 February 1996
It's not easy being hip, Garfield. - Clothes are expensive. - Hey, dork! Nice bow tie! And then there's the jealousy.
3 February 1996
SIGH... - BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK - And in the news today... - You need to lose some weight. - - - wiggle wiggle wiggle - SIGH
4 February 1996
Okay, Garfield, this going to be a no-holds-barred snowball fight. - There are no rules...agreed? - SPLUT! Agreed.
5 February 1996
pat pat pat - There! -
6 February 1996
Okay Garfield, I'm all set! Prepare to... - - No fair using a snow blower! I prefer to call it "superior firepower".
7 February 1996
- tap tap -
8 February 1996
zing! - HA! Missed. -
9 February 1996
Truce, Garfield! Let's call a truce! - You know what a truce is, don't you? - A truce is a mutual...
10 February 1996
- pat pat pat - - - - -
11 February 1996
You couldn't be lazier if you tried! - - You don't TRY to be lazy, Mr. Expert!
12 February 1996
Nice hat. - Hat? - You must be referring to my ham holder.
13 February 1996
GARFIELD! - Suppose someone else wanted some of that cake? - Duh! ...that's why I ate it so fast.
14 February 1996
Lassie, come home! - Make me. - The true story.
15 February 1996
It's friday night, Garfield. - This weekend I'm going to let it all hang out. - I'm going to play the accordion wit hmy feet! Let's talk quality of life here.
16 February 1996
I resolve to be more decisive! - - Have you decided what you wanted for dinner last night?
17 February 1996
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18 February 1996
Only one cookie left. - Do you know wht that means? That I get to eat it? - That YOU ate all the others! Oh, well. That too.
19 February 1996
One last cookie. - One last rock-hard, bottom-of-the-pile, ten-week-old, stale, crusty cookie. - You're going to take it, aren't you? Indeedy-do.
20 February 1996
If you take that last cookie, I'll be very sad. - - pat pat there, there.
21 February 1996
The last cookie. - You know you could be a real great guy and let ME eat that. - Or, you could be a cat.
22 February 1996
Once, just ONCE I'd like to get the last cookie! - Why, thank you! - Sucker.
23 February 1996
One last cookie. - I swa it first. - You also saw it last.
24 February 1996
- - BONK! - - - - SPLAT!
25 February 1996
Want something from the store, Garfield? - A rubber mouse? A ball of yarn? - ...a satellite dish? A blue one!
26 February 1996
Uh-oh. I was touching my toes, and my back gave out. - Do something, Garfield! -
27 February 1996
Ow! I cut myself! - Ouch! I burned my finger! - I think I'll order a pizza. "Cooking for Klutzes".
28 February 1996
Garfield, may I have a word with you? - Can you explain this? This is a wild guess, but I'd say you're on the phone. - Have you been playing with the glue again? WHOA! You gotta show me how you do that!
29 February 1996