Garfield, my fish is gone! And there's a potato in the fishbowl! You must think I'm stupid1 He's been feeding that potato for two weeks.
1 February 1996
Jenny, this is Jon. Wanna go gout tonight? She put me on hold. Denial is an ugly thing.
2 February 1996
It's not easy being hip, Garfield. Clothes are expensive. Hey, dork! Nice bow tie! And then there's the jealousy.
3 February 1996
SIGH... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK And in the news today... You need to lose some weight. wiggle wiggle wiggle SIGH
4 February 1996
Okay, Garfield, this going to be a no-holds-barred snowball fight. There are no rules...agreed? SPLUT! Agreed.
5 February 1996
pat pat pat There! -
6 February 1996
Okay Garfield, I'm all set! Prepare to... No fair using a snow blower! I prefer to call it "superior firepower".
7 February 1996
tap tap -
8 February 1996
zing! HA! Missed. -
9 February 1996
Truce, Garfield! Let's call a truce! You know what a truce is, don't you? A truce is a mutual...
10 February 1996
pat pat pat -
11 February 1996
You couldn't be lazier if you tried! You don't TRY to be lazy, Mr. Expert!
12 February 1996
Nice hat. Hat? You must be referring to my ham holder.
13 February 1996
GARFIELD! Suppose someone else wanted some of that cake? Duh! ...that's why I ate it so fast.
14 February 1996
Lassie, come home! Make me. The true story.
15 February 1996
It's friday night, Garfield. This weekend I'm going to let it all hang out. I'm going to play the accordion wit hmy feet! Let's talk quality of life here.
16 February 1996
I resolve to be more decisive! Have you decided what you wanted for dinner last night?
17 February 1996
18 February 1996
Only one cookie left. Do you know wht that means? That I get to eat it? That YOU ate all the others! Oh, well. That too.
19 February 1996
One last cookie. One last rock-hard, bottom-of-the-pile, ten-week-old, stale, crusty cookie. You're going to take it, aren't you? Indeedy-do.
20 February 1996
If you take that last cookie, I'll be very sad. pat pat there, there.
21 February 1996
The last cookie. You know you could be a real great guy and let ME eat that. Or, you could be a cat.
22 February 1996
Once, just ONCE I'd like to get the last cookie! Why, thank you! Sucker.
23 February 1996
One last cookie. I swa it first. You also saw it last.
24 February 1996
25 February 1996
Want something from the store, Garfield? A rubber mouse? A ball of yarn? ...a satellite dish? A blue one!
26 February 1996
Uh-oh. I was touching my toes, and my back gave out. Do something, Garfield! -
27 February 1996
Ow! I cut myself! Ouch! I burned my finger! I think I'll order a pizza. "Cooking for Klutzes".
28 February 1996
Garfield, may I have a word with you? Can you explain this? This is a wild guess, but I'd say you're on the phone. Have you been playing with the glue again? WHOA! You gotta show me how you do that!
29 February 1996