Excuse me, are you aware that this is "be kind to spiders week"? - Would you like a pamphlet? Thank you. - SMACK
1 April 1996
Don't be afraid! I'm not poisonous! - SWAT! - But you're still icky.
2 April 1996
Spider! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! - That'll teach him not to come around here! - Heeey, wait a second!
3 April 1996
Hey! - Are you the spider who squished my brother-in-law?! Yes. - Thanks.
4 April 1996
Dear Sir: On behalf of spider lovers everywhere, we wish to strongly protest your brutal treatment of our arachnid brothers and sisters. - Spiders are our friends. Spiders... - SMACK
5 April 1996
Uh-oh! Here comes that cat! I'd better play possum! - - FLUSH
6 April 1996
- trip THUD! - Nobody move! I lost a contact lens! - SMACK! - - - k-k-k-k
7 April 1996
Gaaaaaarrrfieeeld... - Gaaarrfieeeld... - Cliiiimb me. NO!
8 April 1996
Climb me. No way! - You know you want to. That's beside the point. - I've grown a new branch. Really?
9 April 1996
Climb me. You'll love it. No! - The view at the top is spectacular. Nope. No way. - Did I mention I've installed a cappucino machine? This tree is good.
10 April 1996
That's it! This is the last tree I'm ever going to climb! - Wait a minute... - That didn't come out right.
11 April 1996
Hee, hee, that kind of tickles. - flap flip flip flap flap flap flap flap flip flap flap flip flap flap flap flip flap flap flip flap flap - EEEERRRGGHH
12 April 1996
Hey, pal. Hello. - How long have you been hangig up here? Two hours. And you? - Three weeks.
13 April 1996
in the ground... - But for such a thing that grows in the dirt...it sure don't make mine own eyes hurt" - Well, what do you?... - Oh, no! What did I do? Just promise me you won't write a poem about pets.
14 April 1996
Look, Garfield. There's Mrs. Jones. - Good morning, Mrs. Jones. tap tap - She hates to be disturbed. Especially when she's walking her brick.
15 April 1996
Spring is here, Garfield! - Bringing joy to the world! - Even you are smiling! I ate a robin.
16 April 1996
Odie and I are going to be more friendly. - - Not with each other, of course.
17 April 1996
Today I'll be preparing my special "soup surprise". - People ask, "what's so surprising about soup"? - You see, there's a little man inside the pot... Guess who's been hitting the vanilla extract`
18 April 1996
Sorry, I don't take bribes. - - Now THREATS, I take. Hop on, skinny.
19 April 1996
The sun has failed to rise! The earth is plunged into darkness! - The temperature will drop! PLants will wither! We shall surely starve! - YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Some days I'm soooo happy he can't talk.
20 April 1996
- - - - - munch munch munch -
21 April 1996
Jon, meet Clive, my invisible friend. - - Clive thinks you're boring.
22 April 1996
Invisible friends like Clive are great. - They're always there when you need them. - Uh...I think.
23 April 1996
So. Clive, where were you born? - Invisible county hospital? Never heard of it. - Yeah, right. Never seen it either.
24 April 1996
Odie, this is Clive, my invisible friend. - SLURRRP! - Here Clive. Have an invisible towel.
25 April 1996
My invisible friend Clive and I are going to play catch. - KONK - Bad hands, Clive!
26 April 1996
Invisible friends can come in handy. - - GARFIELD! CLIVE!
27 April 1996
- One last bite of milk shake. - GLUG - SQUIRRRT - SPLORT - PSSSSHHH - Poor little guy. Here, have my ice cream cone. - PLOOT
28 April 1996
crunch crunch crunch crunch - STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! - You stomped on my "Crispy Crunchies". Jon, I am not a morning person.
29 April 1996
- Is that book doing you any good,Odie? - ARF! I thought so.
30 April 1996