Excuse me, are you aware that this is "be kind to spiders week"? Would you like a pamphlet? Thank you. SMACK
1 April 1996
Don't be afraid! I'm not poisonous! SWAT! But you're still icky.
2 April 1996
Spider! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! That'll teach him not to come around here! Heeey, wait a second!
3 April 1996
Hey! Are you the spider who squished my brother-in-law?! Yes. Thanks.
4 April 1996
Dear Sir: On behalf of spider lovers everywhere, we wish to strongly protest your brutal treatment of our arachnid brothers and sisters. Spiders are our friends. Spiders... SMACK
5 April 1996
Uh-oh! Here comes that cat! I'd better play possum! FLUSH
6 April 1996
trip THUD! Nobody move! I lost a contact lens! SMACK! k-k-k-k
7 April 1996
Gaaaaaarrrfieeeld... Gaaarrfieeeld... Cliiiimb me. NO!
8 April 1996
Climb me. No way! You know you want to. That's beside the point. I've grown a new branch. Really?
9 April 1996
Climb me. You'll love it. No! The view at the top is spectacular. Nope. No way. Did I mention I've installed a cappucino machine? This tree is good.
10 April 1996
That's it! This is the last tree I'm ever going to climb! Wait a minute... That didn't come out right.
11 April 1996
Hee, hee, that kind of tickles. flap flip flip flap flap flap flap flap flip flap flap flip flap flap flap flip flap flap flip flap flap EEEERRRGGHH
12 April 1996
Hey, pal. Hello. How long have you been hangig up here? Two hours. And you? Three weeks.
13 April 1996
14 April 1996
Look, Garfield. There's Mrs. Jones. Good morning, Mrs. Jones. tap tap She hates to be disturbed. Especially when she's walking her brick.
15 April 1996
Spring is here, Garfield! Bringing joy to the world! Even you are smiling! I ate a robin.
16 April 1996
Odie and I are going to be more friendly. Not with each other, of course.
17 April 1996
Today I'll be preparing my special "soup surprise". People ask, "what's so surprising about soup"? You see, there's a little man inside the pot... Guess who's been hitting the vanilla extract`
18 April 1996
Sorry, I don't take bribes. Now THREATS, I take. Hop on, skinny.
19 April 1996
The sun has failed to rise! The earth is plunged into darkness! The temperature will drop! PLants will wither! We shall surely starve! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Some days I'm soooo happy he can't talk.
20 April 1996
munch munch munch -
21 April 1996
Jon, meet Clive, my invisible friend. Clive thinks you're boring.
22 April 1996
Invisible friends like Clive are great. They're always there when you need them. Uh...I think.
23 April 1996
So. Clive, where were you born? Invisible county hospital? Never heard of it. Yeah, right. Never seen it either.
24 April 1996
Odie, this is Clive, my invisible friend. SLURRRP! Here Clive. Have an invisible towel.
25 April 1996
My invisible friend Clive and I are going to play catch. KONK Bad hands, Clive!
26 April 1996
Invisible friends can come in handy. GARFIELD! CLIVE!
27 April 1996
One last bite of milk shake. GLUG SQUIRRRT SPLORT PSSSSHHH Poor little guy. Here, have my ice cream cone. PLOOT
28 April 1996
crunch crunch crunch crunch STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! You stomped on my "Crispy Crunchies". Jon, I am not a morning person.
29 April 1996
Is that book doing you any good,Odie? ARF! I thought so.
30 April 1996