Garfield's tongue is burned. How did that happen? He was licking a waffle iron. I saw crumbs.
1 June 1996
* BOOP Hey! * BOOP BEEP BOOP This sthing plays little notes! **BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP * I can play a song! Garfield, what are you doing? *****
2 June 1996
Are you packed for the fishing trip, Garfield? Yup. Got everything. Cornmeal, butter, eggs, tartar sauce, buns, deep fryer and 200 miles of extension cord!
3 June 1996
Okay, Garfield, we're going to back the boat into the water. W'wan back. Let me know when to stop. That's good.
4 June 1996
Let's see...which lure should I...ah...AH... CHOO YAAHH! How about the one in your left nostril?
5 June 1996
Watch the distance on this cast, Garfield! It's gonna be a new world's record! FLING Hark, did I hear a trout chuckle?
6 June 1996
nnngggghhhhhhhh...aaeeeeerrrrrrrggghhh... YAHOO! COME TO PAPA! GET THE NET, GARFIELD! GEt THE NET! For the fish, or for you?
7 June 1996
THAT is an ugly lure! GOT ONE! THAT is an ugly fish! Ugly in, ugly out.
8 June 1996
Sigh Sigh Y'know? Fishing's great, Garfield...the fresh air... I smell bait. The wildlife... Mosquitoes the size of canned hams. zzzzzzzz The solitude, the companionship. Stranded in a dhingy with Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Kindamakes a guy just wanna sin
9 June 1996
CLONK! I'm attracting a more sophisticated audience. That was an Italian shoe.
10 June 1996
11 June 1996
See that woman over there, Garfield? She's flirting with me. I know that look. She's choking on a bagel.
12 June 1996
Here, spend some time with this rock. Maybe some of its charm and warmth will rub off on you. Heh heh.
13 June 1996
Hell, Nancy, wanna go out tonight? Well, does your mother have plans? Uh-huh...so tell me about your grandmother, is she...hello? Shot down by three generations.
14 June 1996
What's the matter, Garfield? Hey! Your birthday is next week! And that's a, uh, bad thing, right?
15 June 1996
So you're going to be eighteen soon, huh Garfield? Thanks for the reminder. I remember back on the farm, when I turned eighteen I really cut loose. Uh-huh. My buddies and I went out cow tipping. pant pant pant pant tip pant pantpant Huh? Huh? Was that fun
16 June 1996
You can stop now. I told him to take it easy 18 years ago.
17 June 1996
Have you decided what you want for your birthday, Garfield? Try again, pal. What's wrong with wanting my own can opener?
18 June 1996
Come ON, Garfield... Make a wish! I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
19 June 1996
Now THAT'S a big tree. -
20 June 1996
21 June 1996
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22 June 1996
Whoo! Humid today. Tell me about it.
23 June 1996
Please don't swat me! Okay, promise. STOMP!
24 June 1996
I bring you a message from the other spiders. phhhhht! -
25 June 1996
Wait!! What? I've already seen that section.
26 June 1996
That's odd. A brown ring... -
27 June 1996
Swat me! Swat me flat! I don't take orders from you! I guess I showed him who's boss araound...hey! Hee hee hee
28 June 1996
29 June 1996
Yikes! ZING! SMACK! Whew! That was close. SPLAT
30 June 1996