Garfield's tongue is burned. - How did that happen? - He was licking a waffle iron. I saw crumbs.
1 June 1996
- * BOOP Hey! - * BOOP BEEP BOOP This sthing plays little notes! - **BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP * I can play a song! - Garfield, what are you doing? - - *****
2 June 1996
Are you packed for the fishing trip, Garfield? Yup. - Got everything. - Cornmeal, butter, eggs, tartar sauce, buns, deep fryer and 200 miles of extension cord!
3 June 1996
Okay, Garfield, we're going to back the boat into the water. - W'wan back. Let me know when to stop. - That's good.
4 June 1996
Let's see...which lure should I...ah...AH... - CHOO - YAAHH! How about the one in your left nostril?
5 June 1996
Watch the distance on this cast, Garfield! It's gonna be a new world's record! - FLING - Hark, did I hear a trout chuckle?
6 June 1996
nnngggghhhhhhhh...aaeeeeerrrrrrrggghhh... - YAHOO! COME TO PAPA! - GET THE NET, GARFIELD! GEt THE NET! For the fish, or for you?
7 June 1996
THAT is an ugly lure! - GOT ONE! - THAT is an ugly fish! Ugly in, ugly out.
8 June 1996
makes a guy just wanna sing! - * Fishing is my life...fishing is my life... **
9 June 1996
CLONK! - I'm attracting a more sophisticated audience. - That was an Italian shoe.
10 June 1996
- - GARFIELD!
11 June 1996
See that woman over there, Garfield? - She's flirting with me. - I know that look. She's choking on a bagel.
12 June 1996
Here, spend some time with this rock. - Maybe some of its charm and warmth will rub off on you. - Heh heh.
13 June 1996
Hell, Nancy, wanna go out tonight? - Well, does your mother have plans? - Uh-huh...so tell me about your grandmother, is she...hello? Shot down by three generations.
14 June 1996
What's the matter, Garfield? - Hey! Your birthday is next week! - And that's a, uh, bad thing, right?
15 June 1996
pant Huh? Huh? Was that fun or what? Whatever milks your guernsey.
16 June 1996
You can stop now. - - I told him to take it easy 18 years ago.
17 June 1996
Have you decided what you want for your birthday, Garfield? - Try again, pal. - What's wrong with wanting my own can opener?
18 June 1996
- Come ON, Garfield... - Make a wish! I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
19 June 1996
Now THAT'S a big tree. - -
20 June 1996
21 June 1996
Z - Z - Z
22 June 1996
- - - - - Whoo! - Humid today. Tell me about it.
23 June 1996
Please don't swat me! - Okay, promise. - STOMP!
24 June 1996
I bring you a message from the other spiders. - phhhhht! -
25 June 1996
- Wait!! What? - I've already seen that section.
26 June 1996
That's odd. - A brown ring... -
27 June 1996
Swat me! Swat me flat! - I don't take orders from you! - I guess I showed him who's boss araound...hey! Hee hee hee
28 June 1996
- - Cartwheels.
29 June 1996
- - Yikes! - ZING! SMACK! - Whew! - That was close. SPLAT
30 June 1996