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Garfield

Garfield's tongue is burned. How did that happen? He was licking a waffle iron. I saw crumbs.

1 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

* BOOP Hey! * BOOP BEEP BOOP This sthing plays little notes! **BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP * I can play a song! Garfield, what are you doing? *****

2 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Are you packed for the fishing trip, Garfield? Yup. Got everything. Cornmeal, butter, eggs, tartar sauce, buns, deep fryer and 200 miles of extension cord!

3 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, we're going to back the boat into the water. W'wan back. Let me know when to stop. That's good.

4 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Let's see...which lure should I...ah...AH... CHOO YAAHH! How about the one in your left nostril?

5 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Watch the distance on this cast, Garfield! It's gonna be a new world's record! FLING Hark, did I hear a trout chuckle?

6 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

nnngggghhhhhhhh...aaeeeeerrrrrrrggghhh... YAHOO! COME TO PAPA! GET THE NET, GARFIELD! GEt THE NET! For the fish, or for you?

7 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

THAT is an ugly lure! GOT ONE! THAT is an ugly fish! Ugly in, ugly out.

8 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Sigh Sigh Y'know? Fishing's great, Garfield...the fresh air... I smell bait. The wildlife... Mosquitoes the size of canned hams. zzzzzzzz The solitude, the companionship. Stranded in a dhingy with Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Kindamakes a guy just wanna sin

9 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

CLONK! I'm attracting a more sophisticated audience. That was an Italian shoe.

10 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD!

11 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

See that woman over there, Garfield? She's flirting with me. I know that look. She's choking on a bagel.

12 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Here, spend some time with this rock. Maybe some of its charm and warmth will rub off on you. Heh heh.

13 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hell, Nancy, wanna go out tonight? Well, does your mother have plans? Uh-huh...so tell me about your grandmother, is she...hello? Shot down by three generations.

14 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

What's the matter, Garfield? Hey! Your birthday is next week! And that's a, uh, bad thing, right?

15 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

So you're going to be eighteen soon, huh Garfield? Thanks for the reminder. I remember back on the farm, when I turned eighteen I really cut loose. Uh-huh. My buddies and I went out cow tipping. pant pant pant pant tip pant pantpant Huh? Huh? Was that fun

16 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

You can stop now. I told him to take it easy 18 years ago.

17 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Have you decided what you want for your birthday, Garfield? Try again, pal. What's wrong with wanting my own can opener?

18 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Come ON, Garfield... Make a wish! I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

19 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Now THAT'S a big tree. -

20 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

-

21 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Z

22 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Whoo! Humid today. Tell me about it.

23 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Please don't swat me! Okay, promise. STOMP!

24 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

I bring you a message from the other spiders. phhhhht! -

25 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Wait!! What? I've already seen that section.

26 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

That's odd. A brown ring... -

27 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Swat me! Swat me flat! I don't take orders from you! I guess I showed him who's boss araound...hey! Hee hee hee

28 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Cartwheels.

29 June 1996
 


 
Garfield

Yikes! ZING! SMACK! Whew! That was close. SPLAT

30 June 1996
 




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