BRRIINNG! - OK, I give up...you win. - It's monday. Fine! Shoot your prisoner!
1 July 1996
- GRAB! -
2 July 1996
Where have you been all my life? - I don't know, but I wish I were still there. - Take me with you!
3 July 1996
This house is my castle, Garfield. - My domain. - Here, I am king. Excuse me, sire, whilst your local wretch ralphs on the royal rug.
4 July 1996
Hey there, bullet! - Whooosh! There he goes! - Slow down, lightning! The cat is not amused.
5 July 1996
I'm too tired to go on. - Of course, I have no place to go anyway. - That worked out pretty well.
6 July 1996
Man, I haven't had lasagna in, like, forever. RRRrrrrr - What would you like for dinner? LASAGNA! - Some steamed rice? NO! LASAGNA! - Maybe peas and carrots? l-a-s-a-g-n-a...lasagna! - Or, I could whip up a nice... - Here! Noodles! Onions!
7 July 1996
Cats are very possessive. - We always mark our own territory. - MINE
8 July 1996
Cats are fascinated by bits of string. - And, I don't know why. - If this string were a little longer, I could tie Jon up, and clean out the refrigerator.
9 July 1996
You're shedding. - And you're watching me shed. - Who has the problem here?
10 July 1996
- Nice kitty, blah, blah, blah. Purr. Whatever. - We're bonding.
11 July 1996
- - You are shedding a lot. Am not.
12 July 1996
- PLOOP! - As you can see, dogs aren't the only ones who can fetch slippers. I hate you.
13 July 1996
- - - - - ALL YOUR MOTHERS WEAR FLEA COLLARS! - I needed that.
14 July 1996
Garfield, I can't find my bag of... - ZING ZONG ZANG - Chocolate-covered coffee beans.
15 July 1996
Everybody's against me! - SMACK SPLOT - And I don't know why!
16 July 1996
Here comes the tickle bug! - Tickle, tickle, tickle! - Now, here comes the hug bunny! Pet abuse is an ugly thing.
17 July 1996
What is it, Odie? What are you trying to tell me? YIP! YIP! YIP! - Uh-huh?...Yes?...Yes?...I see... YIP! YIP! YIP! - Odie says he's a slobbering idiot who jumps around going "Yip! Yip! Yip!"
18 July 1996
I wonder if Jon knows he has something stuck between his teeth. - YAAAHH! - Maybe so...
19 July 1996
I'm going out to enjoy nature! - - Got attacked by bees and bitten by a badger. Personally, I would not have enjoyed that.
20 July 1996
Hmm... - No...no, that's not the spot. - No, not there either... - No...nope... - Nope...nooooooo...n- - There it is! - Z
21 July 1996
Mice are disgusting. - Hello, you big, fat, ugly slob. - See?!
22 July 1996
- FLING! -
23 July 1996
- My good sheet! - No more toga parties.
24 July 1996
click click click click click - Hey! click click click click - He gets more channels than we do! click click click
25 July 1996
I caught a mouse! - Let me guess... - He wasn't paying attention and wandered into your hand. Soooo?!
26 July 1996
Mouse hole. - Rat hole. Manhole.
27 July 1996
- Hey there. Buzz off! - Oh, my! What a pretty bird! - I like a man who loves birds. - What are you and your bird doing tonight? - - Wanna pet my parrot? Does it talk? The stories I could tell, lady.
28 July 1996
You ate my food, you ate Odie's food. You ate your food. - What do you have to say for yourself? - What's for the dessert, dessert, dessert?
29 July 1996
Beware Of The Dog BARK! BARK! BARK! - Beware Of The Even Bigger Dog - Not my day.
30 July 1996
* RING RING - Hello. May I speak with the head of the household? No. - Cat's can't talk. Hello? Hello?
31 July 1996