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Garfield

BRRIINNG! OK, I give up...you win. It's monday. Fine! Shoot your prisoner!

1 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

GRAB! -

2 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Where have you been all my life? I don't know, but I wish I were still there. Take me with you!

3 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

This house is my castle, Garfield. My domain. Here, I am king. Excuse me, sire, whilst your local wretch ralphs on the royal rug.

4 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hey there, bullet! Whooosh! There he goes! Slow down, lightning! The cat is not amused.

5 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'm too tired to go on. Of course, I have no place to go anyway. That worked out pretty well.

6 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Man, I haven't had lasagna in, like, forever. RRRrrrrr What would you like for dinner? LASAGNA! Some steamed rice? NO! LASAGNA! Maybe peas and carrots? l-a-s-a-g-n-a...lasagna! Or, I could whip up a nice... Here! Noodles! Onions!Ricotta! Mozzarella! Tomat

7 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Cats are very possessive. We always mark our own territory. MINE

8 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Cats are fascinated by bits of string. And, I don't know why. If this string were a little longer, I could tie Jon up, and clean out the refrigerator.

9 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

You're shedding. And you're watching me shed. Who has the problem here?

10 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Nice kitty, blah, blah, blah. Purr. Whatever. We're bonding.

11 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

You are shedding a lot. Am not.

12 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

PLOOP! As you can see, dogs aren't the only ones who can fetch slippers. I hate you.

13 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

ALL YOUR MOTHERS WEAR FLEA COLLARS! I needed that.

14 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I can't find my bag of... ZING ZONG ZANG Chocolate-covered coffee beans.

15 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Everybody's against me! SMACK SPLOT And I don't know why!

16 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Here comes the tickle bug! Tickle, tickle, tickle! Now, here comes the hug bunny! Pet abuse is an ugly thing.

17 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

What is it, Odie? What are you trying to tell me? YIP! YIP! YIP! Uh-huh?...Yes?...Yes?...I see... YIP! YIP! YIP! Odie says he's a slobbering idiot who jumps around going "Yip! Yip! Yip!"

18 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if Jon knows he has something stuck between his teeth. YAAAHH! Maybe so...

19 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

I'm going out to enjoy nature! Got attacked by bees and bitten by a badger. Personally, I would not have enjoyed that.

20 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hmm... No...no, that's not the spot. No, not there either... No...nope... Nope...nooooooo...n There it is! Z

21 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Mice are disgusting. Hello, you big, fat, ugly slob. See?!

22 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

FLING! -

23 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

My good sheet! No more toga parties.

24 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

click click click click click Hey! click click click click He gets more channels than we do! click click click

25 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

I caught a mouse! Let me guess... He wasn't paying attention and wandered into your hand. Soooo?!

26 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Mouse hole. Rat hole. Manhole.

27 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Hey there. Buzz off! Oh, my! What a pretty bird! I like a man who loves birds. What are you and your bird doing tonight? Wanna pet my parrot? Does it talk? The stories I could tell, lady.

28 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

You ate my food, you ate Odie's food. You ate your food. What do you have to say for yourself? What's for the dessert, dessert, dessert?

29 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog BARK! BARK! BARK! Beware Of The Even Bigger Dog Not my day.

30 July 1996
 


 
Garfield

* RING RING Hello. May I speak with the head of the household? No. Cat's can't talk. Hello? Hello?

31 July 1996
 




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