Coming up on your right, ladies and gentlemen, the amazing "Stairway of Banana Peels"! BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK And now if you will pick up your teeth, we can move on the the remarkable "Closet of Falling Stuff"!
Here comes Arlene! EEEYUUUUHHH! Hi, Arlene. Hello, Garfield. Well, it's been nice talking to you. I'm sure you have to run... Oh no. I have lots of time. So...how are you doing? I'm busy! See yuh! Whew! Vanity, thy name isGarfield.
I can't stand the smell of this paint! Don't worry, the Bumsteads have invited us over to their house. You mean we're moving to a different comic strip? Just until the paint dries. Even for april fool's day this is ridiculous!
This book is about faithful pets, Garfield. Pets who risked their lives to protect their owners. You wouldn't be interested. What about the time I ate that hot pizza to save you from burning the roof of your mouth?
Hey dipwad, time to feed the cat! Take a moment out of your pathetic existence to care for your living pet, you dork! I...I guess I'll, uh...fix your dinner. ZIP And make it snappy, geek boy! I love this thing.
Now it's time to play "Name That Pain"! Listen carefully, contestants... Ouch! Eeech! Yaaach! Yeeech! Oiiiieee! BZZZT Pat, that's a guy who forgot to take all the pins out of his new shirt! I knew that one! Go figure.
Hmp! Look at you, you lazy lump! Get up! Move around! Exercise! Go outside! Breathe some fresh air! Go to the library! Read a book! You're still sitting there, aren't you? Yup. Goooood, I have trained you well.
Beware Of The Dog Seriously, This Dog Is Bad News! All Right! All Right! I Don't Have A Dog! I wanted A Dog, But Nooooo! "Too Stinky, Mother Said..." Well, I'LL SHOW MOTHER! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!! Beware Of The Man In The Dog Suit.
Well, Garfield, my head's stuck in a wastebasket... My hands are caught in pickle jars... And my date's coming ans minute? What'll I do? Hold still. That should do it. ** DING DONG Funny how things work out.
Nutrition quiz, Garfield. Which vitamin does yor body need most? Grease. What is energy food? Meat that's still moving. What is the most important meal of the day? 4 A.M....a bag of chips and a bowl of dip.
Hey, Garfield, want to help me with my letter to Santa? Yeah, right... As if Santa hat the time to read every single... * BING A sleigh bell! ...and a catnip mouse, and a new dish, and a scratching post, and...
I remember Christmases back on the farm... Ohhhboy! Christmas eve everyone would gather around the tree and sing carols. Of course the cows would just hum along. Just a liiiittle more information than I needed.
Hi, Sandra. I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me on new year's ev Pardon? This is a wrong number? Oh, as well as I have you on the line, how would YOU like a hunky date for new year's? BOY, he had a high-pitched voice. Oop-sy.