- YOING oing oing oing oing - Whoo! What a night! Happy new year.
1 January 1997
- STOMP -
2 January 1997
3 January 1997
pat pat pat - -
4 January 1997
Gaaaar-field... - Garfield, go out and ge tthe paper. Yeah, yeah. - RUMBLE RUMBLE WOOF! WOOF! Back! Bak! You mutts! - BOOOM! CRACK zzzt! - HONK! HONK! SCREEEEEEEE THONK - It's not here yet! - KONK! SPLAT
5 January 1997
There's cat hair on the floor. - And you know what that means, don't you? - Whoa! You don't suppose there's a cat in the vicinity?!
6 January 1997
BONK! - That's the eighth time you've hit me with that ball today! - Don't you have anything to say for yourself? What's the record?
7 January 1997
Yes, Mrs. Brown? - Garfield's clawing at your door? - Turn off the can opener, Mrs. Brown.
8 January 1997
Coming up on your right, ladies and gentlemen, the amazing "Stairway of Banana Peels"! - BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK - And now if you will pick up your teeth, we can move on the the remarkable "Closet of Falling Stuff"!
9 January 1997
When do you want me to wake you? - When you feel real brave. - That should get me to the millenium.
10 January 1997
- Hello there, how are you? I am fine. I see you are a cat. I have a cat. His name is Mittens. I love my cat. He sits on my lap ans I pet him and pet him and pet - I hate it when mimes take a break.
11 January 1997
- Here comes Arlene! - EEEYUUUUHHH! - Hi, Arlene. Hello, Garfield. - Well, it's been nice talking to you. I'm sure you have to run... - Oh no. I have lots of time. So...how are you doing? - I'm busy! See yuh! - Whew! Vanity, thy name is
12 January 1997
A big bear hug, and I'm ready to face the day! - - Better take two...it's monday.
13 January 1997
- Uh-oh! -
14 January 1997
Z - Garfield! Dinner! Z -
15 January 1997
LICK LICK SLURP - Want a lick, Pooky? -
16 January 1997
* - - Pooky, you sure know how to spoil a good bad mood!
17 January 1997
I'm going to work. - And I'll do nothing! - Let's hear it for Yin and Yang.
18 January 1997
- - SMACK! - Yeeew... - - -
19 January 1997
- Do you have to stand that close to me? No. - I can stand this close.
20 January 1997
I shall now toss this bird into the air and catch it in my mouth! - - I am sooo stupid.
21 January 1997
Know what I'm having for dinner, Garfield? - Oh, I thought I'd fry up a little... - Fish skeleton! So, what are you trying to say?
22 January 1997
This doggy sweater feels pretty good on a cold day. - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! - Now it's a little too warm.
23 January 1997
I got you a get-well card, Jon. - - What are you doing, Garfield? Waiting fo you to finish that month old meat loaf.
24 January 1997
There's no news today. - Because verybody everywhere spent all day watching TV. - Looks like we're going to have to start taking turns.
25 January 1997
Garfield! Dinner! - I fixed you something special for dinner tonight, Garfield. - Broiled tournedos of beef in a brown mushroom gravy... - On a wild rice pilaf with glazed baby carrots and garnished with an orange slice and a sprig of fresh
26 January 1997
Hey, Garfield, guess what? It's snowed last ni- - SPLAP - Tell me something I don't know. THIS IS WAR!
27 January 1997
Okay, Garfield, I'm ready! - * ** - Never build your fort at the bottom of a hill. YAAHH!
28 January 1997
- - WOO WOO WOOOO Just call him "Mister Powder Pants".
29 January 1997
Here comes Jon! - fling SPLOT - EEEEEIIIYIIIEEOOO Oops a little low.
30 January 1997
Snowball fighting is so barbaric. - FLING! - SPLOT! UHHH-AH-EEE-AH-EEE-AHH-EEE-AHH thump thump thump thump thump GARFIELD!
31 January 1997