YOING oing oing oing oing Whoo! What a night! Happy new year.
1 January 1997
2 January 1997
3 January 1997
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4 January 1997
Gaaaar-field... Garfield, go out and ge tthe paper. Yeah, yeah. RUMBLE RUMBLE WOOF! WOOF! Back! Bak! You mutts! BOOOM! CRACK zzzt! HONK! HONK! SCREEEEEEEE THONK It's not here yet! KONK! SPLAT
5 January 1997
There's cat hair on the floor. And you know what that means, don't you? Whoa! You don't suppose there's a cat in the vicinity?!
6 January 1997
BONK! That's the eighth time you've hit me with that ball today! Don't you have anything to say for yourself? What's the record?
7 January 1997
Yes, Mrs. Brown? Garfield's clawing at your door? Turn off the can opener, Mrs. Brown.
8 January 1997
Coming up on your right, ladies and gentlemen, the amazing "Stairway of Banana Peels"! BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK And now if you will pick up your teeth, we can move on the the remarkable "Closet of Falling Stuff"!
9 January 1997
When do you want me to wake you? When you feel real brave. That should get me to the millenium.
10 January 1997
Hello there, how are you? I am fine. I see you are a cat. I have a cat. His name is Mittens. I love my cat. He sits on my lap ans I pet him and pet him and pet I hate it when mimes take a break.
11 January 1997
Here comes Arlene! EEEYUUUUHHH! Hi, Arlene. Hello, Garfield. Well, it's been nice talking to you. I'm sure you have to run... Oh no. I have lots of time. So...how are you doing? I'm busy! See yuh! Whew! Vanity, thy name isGarfield.
12 January 1997
A big bear hug, and I'm ready to face the day! Better take two...it's monday.
13 January 1997
14 January 1997
Z Garfield! Dinner! Z -
15 January 1997
LICK LICK SLURP Want a lick, Pooky? -
16 January 1997
* Pooky, you sure know how to spoil a good bad mood!
17 January 1997
I'm going to work. And I'll do nothing! Let's hear it for Yin and Yang.
18 January 1997
SMACK! Yeeew... -
19 January 1997
Do you have to stand that close to me? No. I can stand this close.
20 January 1997
I shall now toss this bird into the air and catch it in my mouth! I am sooo stupid.
21 January 1997
Know what I'm having for dinner, Garfield? Oh, I thought I'd fry up a little... Fish skeleton! So, what are you trying to say?
22 January 1997
This doggy sweater feels pretty good on a cold day. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now it's a little too warm.
23 January 1997
I got you a get-well card, Jon. What are you doing, Garfield? Waiting fo you to finish that month old meat loaf.
24 January 1997
There's no news today. Because verybody everywhere spent all day watching TV. Looks like we're going to have to start taking turns.
25 January 1997
Garfield! Dinner! I fixed you something special for dinner tonight, Garfield. Broiled tournedos of beef in a brown mushroom gravy... On a wild rice pilaf with glazed baby carrots and garnished with an orange slice and a sprig of freshparsley! GULP BURRP I
26 January 1997
Hey, Garfield, guess what? It's snowed last ni SPLAP Tell me something I don't know. THIS IS WAR!
27 January 1997
Okay, Garfield, I'm ready! * ** Never build your fort at the bottom of a hill. YAAHH!
28 January 1997
WOO WOO WOOOO Just call him "Mister Powder Pants".
29 January 1997
Here comes Jon! fling SPLOT EEEEEIIIYIIIEEOOO Oops a little low.
30 January 1997
Snowball fighting is so barbaric. FLING! SPLOT! UHHH-AH-EEE-AH-EEE-AHH-EEE-AHH thump thump thump thump thump GARFIELD!
31 January 1997