I think I have it now, Garfield. Yessss! Darn! The man is screwing in a light bulb.
1 October 1997
You're planning to bite me, aren't you? Why would you say that? You put mustard on my hand! Let me have a closer look.
2 October 1997
Hope you didn't eat the meat loaf, Garfield. It's been in the fridge for six months. Anybody who eats that has only minutes left. Just enough time for dessert then.
3 October 1997
Sigh Why not show some enthusiasm for life? SIGH!
4 October 1997
tap tap tap BEWARE OF THE DOG Sorry, cat, I can't bark at you today. Why not? I have a sore throat. Hey, no problem! Mom's home remedy will have you barking again in no time! Really? First you take a bath towel and soak it withice-cold hose water...then S
5 October 1997
Garfield, I'm going to take some time to reflect on my life. Gee, that didn't take long. Like scuba diving in a shot glass.
6 October 1997
I can't breathe! I'm passing out! THUD! Better go back to the clip-on ties, Jon.
7 October 1997
I'm going for the record, Garfield. Three hundred consecutive days without saying the word "beans"! Darn. I wonder if there's a place to go to buy a life.
8 October 1997
Time to celebrate, Garfield! It's Renaldo Smit's birthday...the father of stamp collecting! The hot cocolate will flow tonight! I have the urge to perforate something.
9 October 1997
Life's not fair, Garfield. Let's be realistic. Remember, you can't always get everything you want. YOU can't. *I* can.
10 October 1997
I need to change my image. You have an image?
11 October 1997
Rats. click click click click click RATS click click cli RATS cli ARRRGGHHH No one can lose at computer games faster than Jon.
12 October 1997
There's an exciting world out there! There had better be food on the front lawn.
13 October 1997
SHOVE Heh, heh, heh. Heh, heh, heh.
14 October 1997
These pants are very uncomfortable. Possibly because that's a shirt.
15 October 1997
GULP GOBBLE SNARF GULP Every time I watch you eat, I lose my appetite. He's onto me.
16 October 1997
I had nothing to do with it! THUD Timing, Garfield! Timing!
17 October 1997
I wonder if this coffee is any good? I'll give it the "Dunk Test". It's goooood.
18 October 1997
click In the news... Giant bugs invaded a television station today! Giant, news-reading bugs. Swat! Swat! Swat! Swat! Swat! Swat! Giant, news-reading bugs, who are mildly amused by attempts to swat them with a magazine...ha,ha-HAAA! Resistance is futile!
19 October 1997
Help! Help! This looks like a job for super dog! WHACK! Flew into a fire hydrant.
20 October 1997
Jon wants me to watch this tape. click Hi! Uh, this is Jon Arbuckle, and I'd like to present the Garfield Workout Video! Z You're a funny man, Jon Arbuckle!
21 October 1997
Why are you trying to change the channel with a candy bar? BURP Uh-oh.
22 October 1997
Here comes the old slowpoke, Mister Three-Toed Sloth... And who's this? Why, it's Mister Anaconda! My, that don't take long! I'll bet they're darn tasty, too.
23 October 1997
Woof! Woof! Just like a dog. Uh, woof? Forgot his lines.
24 October 1997
I wonder if a visit from my little sock puppet buddy "Bubba" would liven things up around here. Not much occurs to Bubba.
25 October 1997
poke poke Z poke poke -
26 October 1997
What are you supposed to be? I'm a cat with dark glasses and a fake arrow through his head, holding a rubber chicken, genius!
27 October 1997
Here's Doris Blasko, my high school sweetheart. Doris was very mature for her age. She was first in our class to have facial hair. Not every woman can wear mution chops.
28 October 1997
Hey! Where's the rest of my laundry? Missing laundry, you say?! This sounds like a job for...THE SOCK!
29 October 1997
You're wearing my socks! That's why they cal me "THE SOCK" This is the worst! Not really... Meet my sidekick, STINKY!
30 October 1997
Is there any crime that needs fighting around here? No? That's good, because I'm just a cat with a sock on my head.
31 October 1997