- ALL RIGHT! - The first Christmas commercial.
1 November 1997
- Sigh - The leaves are falling, and soon I'll be catching snowflakes on my tongue... - ! - Amazing. - Can I call 'em, or can I call 'em? - PTUI! PTUI! PTUI! PTUI!
2 November 1997
Garfield, I think your stomach should be a little smaller. - - Well then maybe WE should try standing a little farther away.
3 November 1997
It was a beautiful day in scale land. - Suddenly, the little forest scales went silent. - I hate it when he does it. A huge shadow fell across the land...
4 November 1997
I think you're too fat. - - Get back to me when you're absolutely certain.
5 November 1997
Hi, fatty. - ...fatty-fatty-fat-fat-fatso. Fat-fat-fatty-fat-fatso-fat fatster-fatty-fat-fat... - Fat-fatty-fat-fat... I'm counting the days till his batteriy dies.
6 November 1997
click - click - And here we are at the Wisconsin Cheese Festival. Diet time.
7 November 1997
- You are fat. - Fatter, after you scarf that eclair.
8 November 1997
Sigh... - Boy, am I depressed. - bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz - tease tease tease tease - tease tease tease tease - ree ree ree paint paint paint - Funny...I feel better. I do what I can.
9 November 1997
I hate this diet. - * * ** ** * ** * - ** * * ** * * ** WAAAHH! Ice cream truck.
10 November 1997
The perfect diet snack! Fat-free, unsalted pretzel sticks! - - munch munch munch
11 November 1997
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - Okay! You can have something besides celery for a snack! If you insist.
12 November 1997
So, how goes the diet, Garfield? - - And what are my new shoes doing in this pot of boiling water?! Tenderizing.
13 November 1997
This diet has been pretty rough. - But at least I haven't had any of those weird hallucinations this time. Excuse me... - May I borrow a cup of giblet gravy? Don't look, Garfield. Don't look.
14 November 1997
Your weight is none of my business. - Garfield... - Did you fiddle with the scale? That's none of your business.
15 November 1997
sip - How's the diet going, Garfield. Very well, thank you, Jon. - SNARF - sip - SCARF - sip - We wouldn't be cheating, would we? Whatever gave you that idea?
16 November 1997
I wonder if I'll be remembered when I'm gone? Sure you will. - People will say, "we sure miss..." - Ol...ol' what's his name. snap snap snap
17 November 1997
- PUMPA PUMPA PUMPA - Idle paws are the devil's workshop.
18 November 1997
Cereal is not healthy. - Oh, it's nutritious enough.... - But, ever try to pass a decoder ring?
19 November 1997
Yee-ha! Get along little doggies! - Howdy, pardner! - If he were a bug, I'd step on him.
20 November 1997
Ellen, this is Jon. - CLICK - Don't grovel, Ellen. I won't go out with you. The man's trying to impress a cat.
21 November 1997
- - Synchronized boredom.
22 November 1997
gonna stomp me! - - Can I have your CDs?
23 November 1997
Jon, I don't think you appreciate what a great hunter I am. - I'm living in a mouse paradise! - Nice timing!
24 November 1997
- - They're getting smarter.
25 November 1997
I haven't seen you chase the mouse lately. - It's part of my ingenious plan. - First I'll lull him into a sense of security, and then I plan to do absolutely nothing about it.
26 November 1997
You aren't much of a cat. - Am so. Is so.
27 November 1997
Jon's caught some mice in his cage trap. - That's not what bothers me. - It's when they clang their tiny cups against the bars.
28 November 1997
Today the mouse gets a taste of my wrath. - Don't watch if you have a weak stomach. - Hey! Who's changing the channels?! click click click
29 November 1997
- Well, Garfield, my head's stuck in a wastebasket... - My hands are caught in pickle jars... - And my date's coming ans minute? What'll I do? Hold still. - That should do it. - ** DING DONG - Funny how things work out.
30 November 1997