ALL RIGHT! The first Christmas commercial.
1 November 1997
Sigh The leaves are falling, and soon I'll be catching snowflakes on my tongue... ! Amazing. Can I call 'em, or can I call 'em? PTUI! PTUI! PTUI! PTUI!
2 November 1997
Garfield, I think your stomach should be a little smaller. Well then maybe WE should try standing a little farther away.
3 November 1997
It was a beautiful day in scale land. Suddenly, the little forest scales went silent. I hate it when he does it. A huge shadow fell across the land...
4 November 1997
I think you're too fat. Get back to me when you're absolutely certain.
5 November 1997
Hi, fatty. ...fatty-fatty-fat-fat-fatso. Fat-fat-fatty-fat-fatso-fat fatster-fatty-fat-fat... Fat-fatty-fat-fat... I'm counting the days till his batteriy dies.
6 November 1997
click click And here we are at the Wisconsin Cheese Festival. Diet time.
7 November 1997
You are fat. Fatter, after you scarf that eclair.
8 November 1997
Sigh... Boy, am I depressed. bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz tease tease tease tease tease tease tease tease ree ree ree paint paint paint Funny...I feel better. I do what I can.
9 November 1997
I hate this diet. * * ** ** * ** * ** * * ** * * ** WAAAHH! Ice cream truck.
10 November 1997
The perfect diet snack! Fat-free, unsalted pretzel sticks! munch munch munch
11 November 1997
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Okay! You can have something besides celery for a snack! If you insist.
12 November 1997
So, how goes the diet, Garfield? And what are my new shoes doing in this pot of boiling water?! Tenderizing.
13 November 1997
This diet has been pretty rough. But at least I haven't had any of those weird hallucinations this time. Excuse me... May I borrow a cup of giblet gravy? Don't look, Garfield. Don't look.
14 November 1997
Your weight is none of my business. Garfield... Did you fiddle with the scale? That's none of your business.
15 November 1997
sip How's the diet going, Garfield. Very well, thank you, Jon. SNARF sip SCARF sip We wouldn't be cheating, would we? Whatever gave you that idea?
16 November 1997
I wonder if I'll be remembered when I'm gone? Sure you will. People will say, "we sure miss..." Ol...ol' what's his name. snap snap snap
17 November 1997
PUMPA PUMPA PUMPA Idle paws are the devil's workshop.
18 November 1997
Cereal is not healthy. Oh, it's nutritious enough.... But, ever try to pass a decoder ring?
19 November 1997
Yee-ha! Get along little doggies! Howdy, pardner! If he were a bug, I'd step on him.
20 November 1997
Ellen, this is Jon. CLICK Don't grovel, Ellen. I won't go out with you. The man's trying to impress a cat.
21 November 1997
22 November 1997
How about a nice little game of "stomp the spider"? I'm warning you...you'd better not pick on me, cat! And what happens if I do? I'll tell my big brother! Fine! Bring him on! Hey, Rusty! C'mere! Yeah? This big, stupid cat says he'sgonna stomp m
23 November 1997
Jon, I don't think you appreciate what a great hunter I am. I'm living in a mouse paradise! Nice timing!
24 November 1997
They're getting smarter.
25 November 1997
I haven't seen you chase the mouse lately. It's part of my ingenious plan. First I'll lull him into a sense of security, and then I plan to do absolutely nothing about it.
26 November 1997
You aren't much of a cat. Am so. Is so.
27 November 1997
Jon's caught some mice in his cage trap. That's not what bothers me. It's when they clang their tiny cups against the bars.
28 November 1997
Today the mouse gets a taste of my wrath. Don't watch if you have a weak stomach. Hey! Who's changing the channels?! click click click
29 November 1997
Well, Garfield, my head's stuck in a wastebasket... My hands are caught in pickle jars... And my date's coming ans minute? What'll I do? Hold still. That should do it. ** DING DONG Funny how things work out.
30 November 1997