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Garfield

Garfield, I made a list of goals for myself. Learn to juggle... And get a date for new years. Whoa...in this millenium?

1 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

RUNK-itta brap brap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Nutrition quiz, Garfield. Which vitamin does yor body need most? Grease. What is energy food? Meat that's still moving. What is the most important meal of the day? 4 A.M....a bag of chips and a bowl of dip.

3 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

25 Yes, Garfield, I'm aware Christmas is coming.

4 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'm writing a letter to Santa. How quaint and old-fashioned. *I* sent him an E-Mail.

5 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Estelle. Look up. Cute, Frank.

6 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, want to help me with my letter to Santa? Yeah, right... As if Santa hat the time to read every single... * BING A sleigh bell! ...and a catnip mouse, and a new dish, and a scratching post, and...

7 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Mom usually slips a little something into my Christmas card. All right! She didn't forget! Mashed potatoes! Ooo, could mine have gravity?

8 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm... -

9 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Put your finger there so I can tie this bow. Thank you. Thank YOU. Bring that back!

10 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Nope....no....no....not that...nope. flip flip Sigh... He's so hard to buy for.

11 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

So, how was your visit with Santa at the mall? Great. Santa was in a playful mood. Ever hear the one about the elf and the blender?

12 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

How cute. Christmas cookies shaped like little doggies. Okay, who bit all the heads off?

13 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, go plug the tree lights in. PLUG Hmmm. Nothing. I'd better check the connections. click ZZZT I absolutely MUST have the number of your stylist. I'm still not speaking to you.

14 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

I got the Christmas lights up. I know. I saw it on the evening news.

15 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Do you leave anything out for Santa on Christmas eve? Oh, sure. A glass of buttermilk, and a dead fly. EEEWWW BUTTERmilk?

16 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

This looks like a nice tree. WHOA! For that price we ought to leave this thing up till july! Sure...what's another month, month or less?

17 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

UNNGH! EERRGH! GAAHH! Jon's been struggling with that Christmas tree stand for hours. I give up! CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Why don't we just decorate you?

18 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'll leave your present under the tree if you promise not to peek. You have my word. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'll hide it. I'll find it.

19 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

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20 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm So much for the scientific approach. Okaaaay...what is it?

21 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Nice hat. Thanks, I made it myself. Would you like one? Sure. -

22 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Check your weight? I don't know... Hey, hop on! 'tis the season to be jolly! Well, okay. HO! HO! HO! YOU'RE FAT!

23 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

I remember Christmases back on the farm... Ohhhboy! Christmas eve everyone would gather around the tree and sing carols. Of course the cows would just hum along. Just a liiiittle more information than I needed.

24 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Peace on earth, and goodwill toward men. Dogs, too.

25 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

How can Christmas be over so quickly? Now I have to start waiting all over again. -

26 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

What a great time of year. A season of love, peace and giving. SLAP SLAP GRAB OW! SWIPE SWIPE OWIE! OWIE! OWIE! SCRATCH But, all bets are off when it comes to the last Christmas cookie.

27 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

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28 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's that time of year. Time to pull out my little black book... And find a date for new year's! boop beep boop Welcome to touch.tone twilight zone.

29 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Sandra. I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me on new year's ev Pardon? This is a wrong number? Oh, as well as I have you on the line, how would YOU like a hunky date for new year's? BOY, he had a high-pitched voice. Oop-sy.

30 December 1997
 


 
Garfield

Dear friends, Well, the year is coming to a close, and what a year it was! Uhhhhh.... A year to end all years. Yessiree, what a year it was. Way to fill.

31 December 1997
 




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