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Garfield

pat pat pat tink It's a sickness.

1 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

chatter chatter chatter What the heck. He's cold anyway. And I'm hungry.

2 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Garfield! Are you all right? Yeah. Nothing a cup of hot chocolate couldn't cure.

3 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Z brrriinng -

4 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

I hate snow. WOOOOOOSSSH And the feeling is mutual.

5 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Ready, Garfield? Let's go! AIEEEE! Enough practice...Let's go for it! Why am I up front?

6 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

That was some sled ride, huh, Garfield. Pretty fast, huh, Garfield. Garfield? Can we go back and pick up my lips?

7 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

kick Ha! -

8 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

This is your standar dmodel dog. It comes complete with a vacant stare... Disgusting, drooling, oversized tongue... * And a full set of fleas. * Brain not included.

9 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Here, Jon. Have the cookie Odie licked. Why, Garfield, this is so unlkie you. No, it's not.

10 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'm taking Odie for a walk. By the way, we're out of helium.

11 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Tails. Two out of three? Forget it. The TV remote is mine tonight.

12 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

I love the city! Anything you want is right here. Hey, buddy, wanna buy a suit? Sure! Taxi!

13 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

I attract fun, Garfield. "Be prepared to party", that's my motto. Yup...you gotta be ready. He filled his pockets with avocado dip.

14 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

This has been a bad day, Garfield. And no wonder. Someone stuck a "Bury Me Alive" sign on my back! Yes, some days are better than others.

15 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

swoop GULP! * -

16 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

My chair seems to be sinking into the floor. Time to diet, Garfield. Give me one good reason!

17 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

SLUUUUCK CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH The diet, day one.

18 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Here's your leaf of lettuce. Thanks. And here's your look of disgust.

19 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

*YAWN* You slept through breakfast... Whoop dee-doo And missed your morning carrot stick. Remind me to sleep through lunch, too.

20 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

I have an idea. Why don't you NOT diet, and than cheat on that by dieting? You have a weird hair growing out of your ear.

21 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

I know you're sick of carrot sticks, so I fixed you something different. Diced carrots! BOY! That's uncomfortable.

22 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Z Garfield! Breakfast! munch munch munch hop hop hop RABBIT SEASON Z I have been on this diet TOO long. Breakfast.

23 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Eat me! Day seven of the diet: the hallucinations begin.

24 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

C'mon, why don't you eat me? Because you're a hallucination, that's why! Besides, I prefer chocolate doughnuts. Nooo problem! Sigh.

25 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

Aren't you going to eat me? No. You*'re a hallucination. This diet is making me nuts! Whatever food I think of just Whoooo's hungry?!

26 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

You diet hallucinations are driving me crazy! A doughnut and a pizza...all that's missing is a Hi, big goy. tap tap Well, the gang's all here.

27 February 1997
 


 
Garfield

How's it going, scale? Not so good... you? Awful. This diet is killing me. Sounds like we could both use a good laugh... Why don't you hop on?

28 February 1997
 




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