I'm proud of you, Garfield. - You stuck to your diet, and actually lost a few pounds. I know. - And I can't wait to find those suckers again!
1 March 1997
- Sigh. - - Sigh. - - AHEM - Sigh.
2 March 1997
You know wht the main difference is between you and me, Garfield? - Intellect? - I don't say "meow". Like I said.
3 March 1997
- - Now that I've put aluminium siding on Odie, We won't have to paint him!
4 March 1997
We're in a rut, Garfield. Maybe I should change your name. - I'm going to call you "Bingo"! - Bad Bingo! It's sounding better already.
5 March 1997
You must be one of those cats I've heard so much about. - Am I supposed to be barking? - Ahem...bark. First day on the job.
6 March 1997
I don't want to be disturbed! - Jon't working on a jigsaw puzzle. - Those two-piecers can be vicious.
7 March 1997
Jon say I never pay attention to him. - Watch me prove how wrong he is. - You did something with your hair, right, Jon?
8 March 1997
for? - Is that a tiny beret?
9 March 1997
10 March 1997
You can't do this to me! - I demand the right to call my attorney! - Now get me a telephone book, bozo! This is too easy.
11 March 1997
Know what? Life's just too short. - SMACK - Boy, the irony is so thick, you could cut it with a knife.
12 March 1997
Cat! - smack - Uh-oh. - Bernie! Are you okay?! What can we do?! Subscribe to a bigger magazine.
13 March 1997
- gobble munch smack gulp -
14 March 1997
Burp - Big meal? You bet. - A whole fly! What a pig.
15 March 1997
16 March 1997
I'm depressed, Garfield. - After I'm gone, no one will care that I ever existed. Hey, cheer up, Jon. - They don't care now.
17 March 1997
Z lap lap lap lap lap - lap lap lap lap - lap lap lap lap Jon! Odie's drinking of of the toilet again!
18 March 1997
Soon Jon's food will be mine! - I at elunch early today. Oh, great! - Now, what am I supposed to do with this sneaky expression?!
19 March 1997
Prepare for a stomping, daisy! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?! - A daisy MY size? Hey, Luther! - You want a piece of this, cat?!...C'mon! C'mon! Wake UP, Garfield...waaaake UP.
20 March 1997
Sad news from home, Garfield. - "Dear son: your pet hog, Earl, has passed away." - "Enclosed are some delicious sausage patties". Well, I'm through grieving. Let's eat!
21 March 1997
...and don't you forget it! - - You forgot it, didn't you? I forgot it before you finished saying whatever it was.
22 March 1997
Gaar-field. - How about a kitty treat, Garfield? - flip - Sorry, only one treat per kitty. - - WHOP! - Wow! FIVE kitties.
23 March 1997
Hello, Linda? ...Jon Arbuckle... - OK, I'll wait. - She's putting me on her answering machine. Ouch.
24 March 1997
Marsha, will you go out with me? - Say yes and I'll be happier than a hog with a mouth full of slop. - Hello?... Platitude Man strikes out again.
25 March 1997
Think of this way, Julie. - Going out with me is better than a stick in the eye. - Put the stick down, Julie. Never give'm options, Jon.
26 March 1997
I'm going to impress my date, Garfield. - She'll see how neat and organized I am. - I'm taking my sock drawer. The Binky the Clown socks should stay home.
27 March 1997
My date is in show business, Garfield. - We met at the carnival. - Tonight I dine with "Zelda, the Toad Woman". Don't forget to take a jar of flies.
28 March 1997
Garfield, I'm gonna slug down this root beer... - Then I'm gonna go talk to that chick. - BURP! CRETIN! Ah, love.
29 March 1997
- - - - - Woo...that's even too much for ME...
30 March 1997
Garfield, how would you like breakfast in bed this morning? - Sure. - Fill 'er up!
31 March 1997