I can't stand the smell of this paint! Don't worry, the Bumsteads have invited us over to their house. - You mean we're moving to a different comic strip? Just until the paint dries. - Even for april fool's day this is ridiculous!
1 April 1997
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - The volume needs adjusting. squeak squeak - bark! bark! bark! bark!
2 April 1997
There's Harry Rogers. - "Most likely to succeed". - That's Patty Harrison. "Most likely to become famous". - There's me. "Most likely to date a kitchen appliance."
3 April 1997
Garfield, go out and get the paper. - - All right, all right! I'll mow the lawn!
4 April 1997
knock knock knock - - Opening day of flea season. Honey, we're home!
5 April 1997
Z - Garfield! Z - Dinner! - scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot - scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot - You are incredible. First food, then compliments.
6 April 1997
I've decided to take up jogging. - Which will go well with my other hobby... - ...lying.
7 April 1997
Hey, Garfield, let's play "catch". - BOINK - I said, "catch". I prefer "Ricochet".
8 April 1997
We need some action around here! - - Wiggling your ears doesn't count. Then YOU think of something.
9 April 1997
This book is about faithful pets, Garfield. - Pets who risked their lives to protect their owners. - You wouldn't be interested. What about the time I ate that hot pizza to save you from burning the roof of your mouth?
10 April 1997
Garfield, I'm home! - Some pets scamper to greet their owners. - But, not yoooou though. I believe the keyword is "scamper".
11 April 1997
Here comes Jon. I'd better look busy. - - Rats! I forgot how!
12 April 1997
- TONK - Good evening, ladies. - BONK! - And gentlemen. - DONK DONK DONK - And you kids, too.
13 April 1997
This morning I had a bowl of cereal with strawberries. - When I turned my back, a mouse ate them. - What do you say, Garfield?! We have strawberries?
14 April 1997
Do you know what's going to happen when I catch xou? - Not really. - Let's ask Jon. Maybe he knows.
15 April 1997
Those mice are too much, Garfield. - Either they go, or I go! - THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! What's that noise? That's twenty mice dragging your suitcase down the stairs.
16 April 1997
I came within an eyelash of catching that pesky mouse today. - I'm back from Hawaii! - Okay, maybe it was several eyelashes.
17 April 1997
The mouse escaped. - I mean, the mouse escaped. - You're not fooling anybody. How about this? The mouse...
18 April 1997
Don't come out here, mouse, or you'll regret it. - You'll really, REALLY regret it! - Why? Because it's really, REALLY boring out here.
19 April 1997
boop * beep boop - I'd like to order a pizza... - Make it large... - With onions... - And mushrooms... - And anchovies. - And hurry. I earn every bite.
20 April 1997
You look like you're ready for a nice climb Fat chance! - There's a bird's nest on the third branch from the top. - Liar! Sucker.
21 April 1997
Do trees have feelings? Like love...hate...pain? - Oh, pain, definitely. Really? When? - Right now. You're standing on my root. Sorry.
22 April 1997
Climb you? What do you think I am, a dope? Will you scratch my back then? - scratch scratch scratch Ahhh...higher...higher...higher... - Hey! What a dope.
23 April 1997
Jon will rescue me. He worries when I'm not around. What a great guy. - Good ol' Jon. He should be here any minute now. - Where is that dork?
24 April 1997
- - Have you hugged your tree today?
25 April 1997
Come on, climb me. No way. - You'll be sorry. Yeah, right, What are you gonna do about it, bark breath? -
26 April 1997
- Fetch the ball, Odie! - - Good boy! - You threw that ball in my spaghetti on purpose! - Don't be silly. - Now, fetch the garlic bread...I mean, ball again, Odie.
27 April 1997
Garfield, we have to talk abou this thing you have for food. - It's getting out of hand. - There are lip prints on the refrigerator. I can be very affectionate.
28 April 1997
It certainly is a... - BOOT! - Pleasant day.
29 April 1997
- I had a combing accident this morning. - Were there any survivors?
30 April 1997