I can't stand the smell of this paint! Don't worry, the Bumsteads have invited us over to their house. You mean we're moving to a different comic strip? Just until the paint dries. Even for april fool's day this is ridiculous!
1 April 1997
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! The volume needs adjusting. squeak squeak bark! bark! bark! bark!
2 April 1997
There's Harry Rogers. "Most likely to succeed". That's Patty Harrison. "Most likely to become famous". There's me. "Most likely to date a kitchen appliance."
3 April 1997
Garfield, go out and get the paper. All right, all right! I'll mow the lawn!
4 April 1997
knock knock knock Opening day of flea season. Honey, we're home!
5 April 1997
Z Garfield! Z Dinner! scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot You are incredible. First food, then compliments.
6 April 1997
I've decided to take up jogging. Which will go well with my other hobby... ...lying.
7 April 1997
Hey, Garfield, let's play "catch". BOINK I said, "catch". I prefer "Ricochet".
8 April 1997
We need some action around here! Wiggling your ears doesn't count. Then YOU think of something.
9 April 1997
This book is about faithful pets, Garfield. Pets who risked their lives to protect their owners. You wouldn't be interested. What about the time I ate that hot pizza to save you from burning the roof of your mouth?
10 April 1997
Garfield, I'm home! Some pets scamper to greet their owners. But, not yoooou though. I believe the keyword is "scamper".
11 April 1997
Here comes Jon. I'd better look busy. Rats! I forgot how!
12 April 1997
TONK Good evening, ladies. BONK! And gentlemen. DONK DONK DONK And you kids, too.
13 April 1997
This morning I had a bowl of cereal with strawberries. When I turned my back, a mouse ate them. What do you say, Garfield?! We have strawberries?
14 April 1997
Do you know what's going to happen when I catch xou? Not really. Let's ask Jon. Maybe he knows.
15 April 1997
Those mice are too much, Garfield. Either they go, or I go! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! What's that noise? That's twenty mice dragging your suitcase down the stairs.
16 April 1997
I came within an eyelash of catching that pesky mouse today. I'm back from Hawaii! Okay, maybe it was several eyelashes.
17 April 1997
The mouse escaped. I mean, the mouse escaped. You're not fooling anybody. How about this? The mouse...
18 April 1997
Don't come out here, mouse, or you'll regret it. You'll really, REALLY regret it! Why? Because it's really, REALLY boring out here.
19 April 1997
boop * beep boop I'd like to order a pizza... Make it large... With onions... And mushrooms... And anchovies. And hurry. I earn every bite.
20 April 1997
You look like you're ready for a nice climb Fat chance! There's a bird's nest on the third branch from the top. Liar! Sucker.
21 April 1997
Do trees have feelings? Like love...hate...pain? Oh, pain, definitely. Really? When? Right now. You're standing on my root. Sorry.
22 April 1997
Climb you? What do you think I am, a dope? Will you scratch my back then? scratch scratch scratch Ahhh...higher...higher...higher... Hey! What a dope.
23 April 1997
Jon will rescue me. He worries when I'm not around. What a great guy. Good ol' Jon. He should be here any minute now. Where is that dork?
24 April 1997
Have you hugged your tree today?
25 April 1997
Come on, climb me. No way. You'll be sorry. Yeah, right, What are you gonna do about it, bark breath? -
26 April 1997
Fetch the ball, Odie! Good boy! You threw that ball in my spaghetti on purpose! Don't be silly. Now, fetch the garlic bread...I mean, ball again, Odie.
27 April 1997
Garfield, we have to talk abou this thing you have for food. It's getting out of hand. There are lip prints on the refrigerator. I can be very affectionate.
28 April 1997
It certainly is a... BOOT! Pleasant day.
29 April 1997
I had a combing accident this morning. Were there any survivors?
30 April 1997