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Garfield

Cats are good. Cat hair is good. Hair balls are good. Hair balls are our friends. Sensitivity training.

1 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

You WILL go out with me? All right! When? How long is a millenium? You'd better start getting ready.

2 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Jon forgot my fork. -

3 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hey dipwad, time to feed the cat! Take a moment out of your pathetic existence to care for your living pet, you dork! I...I guess I'll, uh...fix your dinner. ZIP And make it snappy, geek boy! I love this thing.

4 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield! It's the 24-hour sock drawer channel! Welcome to "Darning for Dollars"! All right! I think I'll go dust off the radio.

5 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

First we caress the meal with our eyes... Then we allow the scent to permeate the room... Then we shove our face in the plate and inhale! snort! grunt! gulp! I knew she'd crack.

6 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

So one accountant says to the other, "you're so accrual, you don't depreciate me anymore!" Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't get in. This has been "Inside Joke Theater". Figured.

7 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Now it's time to play "Name That Pain"! Listen carefully, contestants... Ouch! Eeech! Yaaach! Yeeech! Oiiiieee! BZZZT Pat, that's a guy who forgot to take all the pins out of his new shirt! I knew that one! Go figure.

8 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap -"Ninja Sissies" will return in a moment. Where's the remote?

9 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Welcome, th "Ed, the Wonder Ca-... CLICK ...the adventures of "Lothar: Mouse Warrior"! I hope those batteries wear down soon.

10 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Z You are accidentally locked inside a pasta factory. You are roaming by endless rows of grinders and sifters and cookers when... A familiar aroma beckons you. It's a huge, steaming vat of lasagna! You are seconds away from thegreatest feast in history! R

11 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Ever have a day when you just can't wake up? Z

12 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK Beware Of The Dog

13 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm giving you a bad attitude award. Oh, great. What am I supposed to do with this stupid... Say, I AM good.

14 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

We're being annoying in shifts.

15 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

This is a personalized cologne, Garfield. They match your personality with just the right scent. It's called "Eau de Geek". Smells like a pocket protector.

16 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

I worked on a jigsaw puzzle for eight hours. As it turned out, there was a piece missing. Small world. I worked on a puzzle for eight hours, and there were 499 pieces missing.

17 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

clickety clickety clickety Sigh Time sure crawls when you're waiting for the pizza delivery guy.

18 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield! A new brand of kitty treats! They're shaped like little running mailmen. "Sugar sweetened civil servants," I like it!

19 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, if you're reeeeal good today... I'll give you a kitty treat. Hmmm. Looks like I have to maul him for the box again.

20 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

YAAHHH HOOOOOOOOO New "lasagna flavored" kitty treats.

21 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Sorry, pal, we're out of kitty treats. I might pick some up when I find the time. Any coupons?

22 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

A new goldfish! Wait! I'm not just any fish. I'm a magic fish. Yeah, right. Really! I can grant your fondest wish. Okay, I wish for some tartar sauce. He's not buying it.

23 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

What have you got in your mouth, Garfield? Nothing. Garfield?! It's NOT one of those birds that looks kind of like a sparrow, but isn't. I forget what they're called.

24 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hmp! Look at you, you lazy lump! Get up! Move around! Exercise! Go outside! Breathe some fresh air! Go to the library! Read a book! You're still sitting there, aren't you? Yup. Goooood, I have trained you well.

25 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Forget it, Garfield. You had lunch just an hour ago. Stop living in the past, Jon.

26 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Odie is chilly, so I'm going to help him put on socks. -

27 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

That's me at the prom. Out theme was "Dairy Products for Strong Bones". I was voted "King of the Udders"! Nice costume.

28 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Did you break this lamp? Only that bottom half there.

29 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

It's fun time! Maybe the clock is slow.

30 May 1997
 


 
Garfield

Laugh, and the worls laughs with you! Get a live, world!

31 May 1997
 




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