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Garfield

Chicks likeintellectual guys. So I'm boning up on classic literature. "Here's Mr. Butterly, visiting Miss Daisy...." The man's reading a coloring book.

1 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hey there, chicky-boo, chicky-boo-boo-boo. Tell me, are you obnoxious, or just plain stupid? That's for me to know, and for you to find out. Today we're stupid.

2 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

So, Sarah, you don't care for my personality? Well, the joke's on you, Sarah! I don't have a personality! He's got her there.

3 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Do you believe in love at first sight? I have a brick in my purse. Must be a code.

4 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Garfield, what is my purpose in life? To make others feel superior?

5 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

6 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

See the lazy cat. See the lazy cat take a nap in the road. See the steamroller... WAKE UP, CAT!

7 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hey...this isn't water... It's CHICKEN STOCK! There goes my sparrow gumbo.

8 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'm training Odie to be a watchdog. Now Odie, if a burglar broke into the house, what would you do? That is correct! Make me a ham sandwich!

9 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Got my beach ball, got my fins, got my surfboard. EEK! I'll get your trunks.

10 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

This lotion is supposed to prevent sunburn. Want some, Garfield? Nope. Don't need it. I could use some eyeholes, though.

11 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

What do you think, Garfield? You're asking the wring guy, Jon. To a cat, a sandcastle is nothing more than an outhouse with turrets.

12 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

What a great day! I hate going to the beach with Jon... HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! SHARKS! RIPTIIIIIiiiiide TIDAL WAVE! He always has to be the center of the attention. WATER SPOUT!

13 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Gee, it seems a shame to wake him. Z But on the othe rhand... Z This oughta be a good show. Z

14 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Check out that cute girl over there! And check out her big boyfriend returning with ice cream! Actually, it's kind of refreshing.

15 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

O-die! O-die! GARFIELD!

16 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

That's it, Garfield. I've asked every girl on this beach out. And they all said no. Even the one with the hairy back? Even the one with the hairy back!

17 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

This whole trip to the beach has been a complete failure! I didn't meet a single girl! pat pat There, there... YEOOW You'll always have your sunburn to keep you warm.

18 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Eww! A dead fish! A dead, stinky, smelly, disgusting fish. What's that smell?

19 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

...5-4-3-2... chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa -GULP! BURP chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa The ol' 5:05, right on time.

20 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Run for your lives! There's a glacier headed this way! It'll be here in forty million years! Get out of the refrigerator, Garfield.

21 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Odie and I are going to take a walk. Bye! And don't change the locks again. Sure, blame the cat!

22 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Isn't nature thrilling, Garfield? Nature is boring. You're staring at the wall. Then your wallpaper is boring.

23 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'm in a bad mood. Relatively speaking.

24 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield, I made a cheese sculpture! Very nice. Esoteric, yet piquant.

25 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

I love the night. I sense the woodland creatures fleeing in terror before me. I hate the night.

26 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

* RING RING ** RING RING *click* This is Jon Arbuckle. Leave your name and message at the tone. *beeeeeeeeep* Hi, Jon? This is Tami, the professional cheerleader you met at the pizza parlor... I can't stop thinking about you! Call me.My number is CLICK CL

27 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

I feel my primal instincts welling up from deep within my soul. I must return to my wild jungle roots! Call me a cab.

28 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

BOO! I thought cats were supposed to be high-string. Gimme time. This is only my second cup.

29 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Here, kitty, kitty. Good kitty! Whoa, a surprise ending.

30 July 1997
 


 
Garfield

Studies prove that cats DON'T always land on their feet. How's that limp, Jon? Keep away from me. I land on OTHER people's feet!

31 July 1997
 




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