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Garfield

Here's an article about a cat who rescued people from a burning building. I'll bet you couldn't do that. Sure I could. Gimme some matches.

1 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff . Do I smell tuna? They make cologne for cats now.

2 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

He's gonna say it. I just know he's gonna say it. It wouldn't be Jon if he didn't say it. 4...3...2...1... What a long train. ARRRRGH!

3 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Two visible doughnuts for me. And two INvisible doughnuts for you. Give me one of those. Now, now. Don't be greedy.

4 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Next time *I* get to pick what we do.

5 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

This is what's left of the couch. scratch scratch scratch

6 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

I hope you appreciate how hard I work preparing meals! Ouch! Trouble with the chip bag again? I got a paper cut.

7 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Ellen won't let me come to her party, Garfield. I'm so depressed. At least I have one friend to be with me. I'd love to, but I have a party to go to.

8 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Z BRRINNG! Z rrrrriiinng Z Z

9 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Whew! GOOOSH grab shake shake shake PSSSSHHHHHT! Aw, is the kitty warm? Joke. That was a joke.

10 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Millions of years ago, dinosaurs ruled the earth. Hold it. This isn't about the last time you had a date, is it?

11 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Lori, how about dinner? Well then, how about lunch? Brunch? Breakfast? What if I dirve by your house and throw a cheeseburger out the window? Be carefult not to grovel, Jon.

12 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Ellen, if you don't go out with me, I'll die. It's just a figure of speech, Ellen. No, you can't have my computer. Can I have the TV?

13 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

I only need to do one more thing to get ready for my date! boop boop beep boop beep beep beep boop Hello, Sheila? Say, what are you doinf tonight? You're pathetic!

14 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

The chicks don't return my calls, Garfield. I haven't had a date in months. I must be very intimidating. Welcome to Jon world.

15 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Suzy. I'm Jon, your blind date. So where would you like to eat tonight? You have a craving for raw meat? At last, a real woman.

16 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

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17 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to put this cake somewhere that won't tempt you. Let me do it! Temptation's gone!

18 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Go away. And stay away.

19 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat It's ninety degrees. And we're out of powdered sugar!

20 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored. I've got a bat stuck in my hair! Some people have all the fun.

21 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Disgusting. She was referring to you. She was referring to you. Maybe she was referring to herself. Let's go with that.

22 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

The Cat Is Stoopi* aHEM klak klak klak klak The Cat

23 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Hi, cat. Hi, tree. Climb me. I don't know. That branch doesn't look very safe. Try it and see. Oh, all right. CRACK SPLAT! claw claw claw claw claw Ahhhhhhh The things I'll do for a good back scratch.

24 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'm stuck! I can't get up! All right!

25 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

What would happen if I were as lazy as you? I wouldn't have to answer your insipid questions.

26 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

I'll be doing my own chewing today. Don't strain anything.

27 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

I thought I told you to move around today. Jon has obviously not factored in the rotation of earth.

28 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Don't you have anything to do? I've been keeping an eye on that crack in the ceiling. NOW I don't have anything to do.

29 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

You ought to be ashamed, you lazy, worthless, pathetic excuse for a pet! Ah-HA!

30 August 1997
 


 
Garfield

Mom fixed me up with a blind date tonight. She says she's got a great sense of humor. Excuse me. BWAH-HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAR HAR HAR GAH-HA! HA! GASP! SNORT! WAH Ha! Ha! Ha! *wheeze* cough...cough Do continue. She won firstplace at the country fai

31 August 1997
 




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