You're the ugliest little boy I've ever seen. - - You think I'm little?
1 September 1997
Odie is plotting. - - He's plotting to rub his paws together.
2 September 1997
Garfield is timing my run. - How'd I do? - Okaaaay...go! click
3 September 1997
I'm going to go grout the bathroom tile now. - - That gravy was NOT too thibk!
4 September 1997
Do you think glasses would make me look smarter? - Let's find out. - No, you still look stupid.
5 September 1997
ARF! ARF! BARK! BARK! BARK! - BOW-WOW! WOOF! WOOF! YIP! YIP! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Watchdog on vacation. Please bark at yourself. ARF I feel silly.
6 September 1997
- Attention shoppers - ...will the owner of a red sedan - ...license number TB-312 - ...please return to your car. Your lights are on. - ...again. - UNLOCK THAT DOOR! Did you bring me anything?
7 September 1997
Welcome to "Quantum Physics And You". - click click click WHOA! Look out! - Whew! I almost saw something worthwile.
8 September 1997
Welcome to "The Loud Show". - we're loud, we're proud... - AND WE'RE MEAN, TOO!!
9 September 1997
It's time to open the door... Here comes the scary part. - creeeeeeek... I can't look! - Ah, a perfect souffle! Whew!
10 September 1997
Here we see a lion eating an antilope. - - Pretty icky, huh? I'll say. No table linen!
11 September 1997
My next guest is a prehistoric monster. - Who rose from the depths of the earth to stomp on Tokyo. - And has written a book about his experiences. Of course.
12 September 1997
I'm getting the TV fixed, Garfield. - I can't stand watching you stare out of the window... - Clicking the remote. Change! Darn you! click click click click
13 September 1997
- We'll return after this message from our sponsor. - Wow! - SLAM! SPREAD SPREAD SALT SALT SALT Pour Pour Pour Chop Chop Chop SLAM! Look at him go! What form! What precision! - PATTA PATTA PATTA PATTA PATTA PATTA ...what grace? - And then he
14 September 1997
I've just been remembering the good times. Good times? - I must have been asleep. - You were asleep. Hey!
15 September 1997
I kick Odie this way... BOOT! - And then back this way... KICK! - IT's like I never kicked him at all!
16 September 1997
I feel stress. Me too. - Burrrrrrrrrrrrp - Now I don't.
17 September 1997
I'm fetching the paper for you, Jon. - But it's rather heavy. - So we're going to do this in installments.
18 September 1997
Hey, everybody! Garfield caught a mouse! - He's playing with it, then he's going to eat it! - Is your back feeling better now? Just a few more minutes.
19 September 1997
Garfield, I have some chores for you. Happy to help. - - One of these days.
20 September 1997
- A-hem Get lost, tubby. - Fat chance, fatso. - Sigh... - - Well, hello there. - Finally! - Someone who loves me for ME!
21 September 1997
Fear not, cat! I will not bite you! - For *I* am a pacifist. - You look like a spider to me.
22 September 1997
This is a little game I call "boo-whack". - BOO!! EEK! - WHACK
23 September 1997
How's the wife and kids? You SQUISHED them yesterday! - Oh...yeah. - This is what's know as an "awkward moment".
24 September 1997
Do you know what I just learned? - - Spiders are lousy swimmers.
25 September 1997
Cat. meet my friend Petey the Tick. - Howdy-do. - SKLIK Hey! What do you think you're doing?! - He owed me money!
26 September 1997
Hmm. I don't remember squashing those spiders... - Is he gone? Yeah. - Frank, you're a genius! You do what you hav eto do.
27 September 1997
Systems Activated - Target Search - Enhance - Locked on - Fire - WHOP - Did you get the paper? No, it got me.
28 September 1997
Garfield, I've figured out your problem. - It has to do with self-esteem. - Too much of it. That's "too much of it, SIR".
29 September 1997
Look behind you, Odie! - whap whap whap whap whap - I love that dog.
30 September 1997