You're the ugliest little boy I've ever seen. You think I'm little?
1 September 1997
Odie is plotting. He's plotting to rub his paws together.
2 September 1997
Garfield is timing my run. How'd I do? Okaaaay...go! click
3 September 1997
I'm going to go grout the bathroom tile now. That gravy was NOT too thibk!
4 September 1997
Do you think glasses would make me look smarter? Let's find out. No, you still look stupid.
5 September 1997
ARF! ARF! BARK! BARK! BARK! BOW-WOW! WOOF! WOOF! YIP! YIP! BARK! BARK! BARK! Watchdog on vacation. Please bark at yourself. ARF I feel silly.
6 September 1997
Attention shoppers ...will the owner of a red sedan ...license number TB-312 ...please return to your car. Your lights are on. ...again. UNLOCK THAT DOOR! Did you bring me anything?
7 September 1997
Welcome to "Quantum Physics And You". click click click WHOA! Look out! Whew! I almost saw something worthwile.
8 September 1997
Welcome to "The Loud Show". we're loud, we're proud... AND WE'RE MEAN, TOO!!
9 September 1997
It's time to open the door... Here comes the scary part. creeeeeeek... I can't look! Ah, a perfect souffle! Whew!
10 September 1997
Here we see a lion eating an antilope. Pretty icky, huh? I'll say. No table linen!
11 September 1997
My next guest is a prehistoric monster. Who rose from the depths of the earth to stomp on Tokyo. And has written a book about his experiences. Of course.
12 September 1997
I'm getting the TV fixed, Garfield. I can't stand watching you stare out of the window... Clicking the remote. Change! Darn you! click click click click
13 September 1997
We'll return after this message from our sponsor. Wow! SLAM! SPREAD SPREAD SALT SALT SALT Pour Pour Pour Chop Chop Chop SLAM! Look at him go! What form! What precision! PATTA PATTA PATTA PATTA PATTA PATTA ...what grace? And then hechokes in the homestret
14 September 1997
I've just been remembering the good times. Good times? I must have been asleep. You were asleep. Hey!
15 September 1997
I kick Odie this way... BOOT! And then back this way... KICK! IT's like I never kicked him at all!
16 September 1997
I feel stress. Me too. Burrrrrrrrrrrrp Now I don't.
17 September 1997
I'm fetching the paper for you, Jon. But it's rather heavy. So we're going to do this in installments.
18 September 1997
Hey, everybody! Garfield caught a mouse! He's playing with it, then he's going to eat it! Is your back feeling better now? Just a few more minutes.
19 September 1997
Garfield, I have some chores for you. Happy to help. One of these days.
20 September 1997
A-hem Get lost, tubby. Fat chance, fatso. Sigh... Well, hello there. Finally! Someone who loves me for ME!
21 September 1997
Fear not, cat! I will not bite you! For *I* am a pacifist. You look like a spider to me.
22 September 1997
This is a little game I call "boo-whack". BOO!! EEK! WHACK
23 September 1997
How's the wife and kids? You SQUISHED them yesterday! Oh...yeah. This is what's know as an "awkward moment".
24 September 1997
Do you know what I just learned? Spiders are lousy swimmers.
25 September 1997
Cat. meet my friend Petey the Tick. Howdy-do. SKLIK Hey! What do you think you're doing?! He owed me money!
26 September 1997
Hmm. I don't remember squashing those spiders... Is he gone? Yeah. Frank, you're a genius! You do what you hav eto do.
27 September 1997
Systems Activated Target Search Enhance Locked on Fire WHOP Did you get the paper? No, it got me.
28 September 1997
Garfield, I've figured out your problem. It has to do with self-esteem. Too much of it. That's "too much of it, SIR".
29 September 1997
Look behind you, Odie! whap whap whap whap whap I love that dog.
30 September 1997