Listen to THIS, Garfield... "Are you breathing? Are you a mammal? Do you walk upright? I'm single and desperate. Call me at 555-2......" Oh, wait. That's MY ad. What the heck. Call. Maybe you'll get lucky.
Hi, cat! Hi, tree. How about a climb up the new, improved me? How so? It's spring! I have al new bark... Uh-huh. All new branches...all new leaves... Uh-huh...uh-huh. All new baby bird nests... And the same old lies. HEY!
Hear ye, knave! Grovel before the Mighty Rubber Chicken! Get lost! You have offended the chicken! I'm gonna burn that thing. His fate is sealed! Know the wrath of the chicken! WHACK! May I see that? The Mighty Chicken senseshostility!
Sigh What a nice sunset. Garfield! Dinner! snap! snap! No! Forget it! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! I said no, and I MEANT no! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! ERRRGGHHH You don't train cats...cats train you. Willthat be all, sire?
I'm going to the kitchen. Want me to bring you anything? Uh...no thanks. sklish sklish sklish BURP sklish sklish sklish sklish I think I just had an out-of-stomach experience. Hey! Where's the olive loaf?!
? Okay, here we go....aaannnd... CRAAASH! Okay, okay, I know what I did wrong...let's try that again... WHUMP! KSSSHH! All right, wise guy...you're gonna stand up or else!! FUMP CRASH! AAARRRGGHH Christmas tree: 3 Jon: 0
What is it about Christmas that fills my heart so? Is it the lights, the presents, the smiles on the faces of little children, the feeling of good will that fills the air?... Yeah...definitely the presents.