Listen to THIS, Garfield... - "Are you breathing? Are you a mammal? Do you walk upright? I'm single and desperate. Call me at 555-2......" - Oh, wait. That's MY ad. What the heck. Call. Maybe you'll get lucky.
- Hi, cat! Hi, tree. - How about a climb up the new, improved me? How so? - It's spring! I have al new bark... Uh-huh. - All new branches...all new leaves... Uh-huh...uh-huh. - All new baby bird nests... - And the same old lies. HEY!
I hear footsteps. - Here comes the cat. - Hey, fatso! We're not afraid of you! We've got you outnumbered! - United we stand! Right, pal? - bzzzzzzzing! Pal? - SMACK! - You all right? Go fly into a windshield.
- - I'm going to the kitchen. Want me to bring you anything? Uh...no thanks. - sklish sklish sklish - BURP sklish sklish - sklish sklish - I think I just had an out-of-stomach experience. Hey! Where's the olive loaf?!
? - Okay, here we go....aaannnd... - CRAAASH! - Okay, okay, I know what I did wrong...let's try that again... - WHUMP! KSSSHH! - All right, wise guy...you're gonna stand up or else!! - FUMP CRASH! AAARRRGGHH Christmas tree: 3 Jon: 0
What is it about Christmas that fills my heart so? - Is it the lights, the presents, the smiles on the faces of little children, the feeling of good will that fills the air?... - Yeah...definitely the presents.