It's a new year, Garfield! - I resolve to be less geeky, and more sophisticated. - ...he said as he blew chocolat emilk bubbles into his Binky the Clown mug.
1 January 1998
How was YOUR new year's? - I had a quiet evening at home. Wanna ask me how MINE was? - No.
2 January 1998
It's a new year. Yep. - Well then, don't you think it's time to take the old calendar down, you big, fat idiot? Yep. - Me and my big mouth. Yep.
3 January 1998
Garfield! Odie! - Dinner is serverd! - CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA - GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP - CHUGGA GALLOP CHUGGA GALLOP CHUGGA GALLOP CHUGGA GALLOP - screeee screeeeeee
4 January 1998
Last year was an okay year, Garfield. - But this year is gonna be even better! - OW! ...as Mister Spoon meets Mister Eye.
5 January 1998
Odie should spread his happiness around. - KICK! - Now there's happiness in the living room.
6 January 1998
- - Need a refill? No thanks. Mine should be back in a few minutes.
7 January 1998
I'm in an artistic mood! - I'm going to paint a painting! - Where to start? Cut off an ear.
8 January 1998
- - RING! So, how's YOUR friday night going?
9 January 1998
I wonder if I look like royalty in this crown. - Nice hat, fat boy. - The guillotine would be too swift for him.
10 January 1998
GAR - FI... - ELD! - - KICK! - Ooo...I bet that hurt. - - - CRASH! - Get well soon!
11 January 1998
As a cat, I love to explore the unknown. - Nothing behind me. - That's enough exploring for today.
12 January 1998
Garfield, do a trick, and I'll give you a kitty treat. - - Can't you be normal? You've seen this one?
13 January 1998
Meow. - Meow. - Okay, what di I just say to you, Garfield? You said, "meow," you idiot.
14 January 1998
Look at all of this cat hair! - HA! - This one's a dog hair.
15 January 1998
Jon hasn't moved in hours. - I'm pretending I'm a cat. - If you weren't way over there, I'd hit you.
16 January 1998
I'm amazed that cats think balls of yarn are fun. - - That makes two of us.
17 January 1998
- - - - - Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! - Dog in a pickup truck.
18 January 1998
A little to the left....a little more... - And a teeny bit back to the right.... - Okay, now come straight ahead slowly.
19 January 1998
Odie! You're going to be late for work! - Go get 'em tiger! - Why is Odie trying to start the car? I love that dog.
20 January 1998
What's that thread? Sort of a souvenir. - - And where are the curtains? In that big by window in the sky.
21 January 1998
Crumbs! - You know what that means, Garfield? Yes. - There's a wounded donut somewhere around here.
22 January 1998
Listen to THIS, Garfield... - "Are you breathing? Are you a mammal? Do you walk upright? I'm single and desperate. Call me at 555-2......" - Oh, wait. That's MY ad. What the heck. Call. Maybe you'll get lucky.
23 January 1998
My car won't start. - Of course, that's better than yesterday, when it wouldn't STOP. - You say that as if I could have been the only cat who could have tampered with your brakes.
24 January 1998
All dressed up and no place to go. - Mommy, look! It's the circus! - No, dear. But that man is dressed like a clown! - And there's one of those trained pigs! - No, dear. It's just a man in a bad suit. WAAAH! - And an overweight cat. WAAAH! -
25 January 1998
Coming up next, "The Cat: Nature's Perfect Predator". - HA! - What's with him?
26 January 1998
FORE! - thwock whock - Looks like you hit into a hazard, Floyd. You don't know the half of it.
27 January 1998
- Look! A banana cream pie! - He's gone, isn't he?
28 January 1998
Someone has been stealing my chocolates. - And I want to know who! - You there!...with the zits!
29 January 1998
'night. 'night. - GARFIELD! -
30 January 1998
What happened to you? - I lost a contact lens. - You're gonna have to return the salad bowl.
31 January 1998