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Garfield

It's a new year, Garfield! I resolve to be less geeky, and more sophisticated. ...he said as he blew chocolat emilk bubbles into his Binky the Clown mug.

1 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

How was YOUR new year's? I had a quiet evening at home. Wanna ask me how MINE was? No.

2 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

It's a new year. Yep. Well then, don't you think it's time to take the old calendar down, you big, fat idiot? Yep. Me and my big mouth. Yep.

3 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Odie! Dinner is serverd! CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP CHUGGA GALLOP CHUGGA GALLOP CHUGGA GALLOP CHUGGA GALLOP screeee screeeeeee

4 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Last year was an okay year, Garfield. But this year is gonna be even better! OW! ...as Mister Spoon meets Mister Eye.

5 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Odie should spread his happiness around. KICK! Now there's happiness in the living room.

6 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Need a refill? No thanks. Mine should be back in a few minutes.

7 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm in an artistic mood! I'm going to paint a painting! Where to start? Cut off an ear.

8 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

RING! So, how's YOUR friday night going?

9 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if I look like royalty in this crown. Nice hat, fat boy. The guillotine would be too swift for him.

10 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

GAR FI... ELD! KICK! Ooo...I bet that hurt. CRASH! Get well soon!

11 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

As a cat, I love to explore the unknown. Nothing behind me. That's enough exploring for today.

12 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, do a trick, and I'll give you a kitty treat. Can't you be normal? You've seen this one?

13 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Meow. Meow. Okay, what di I just say to you, Garfield? You said, "meow," you idiot.

14 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Look at all of this cat hair! HA! This one's a dog hair.

15 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Jon hasn't moved in hours. I'm pretending I'm a cat. If you weren't way over there, I'd hit you.

16 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm amazed that cats think balls of yarn are fun. That makes two of us.

17 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Dog in a pickup truck.

18 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

A little to the left....a little more... And a teeny bit back to the right.... Okay, now come straight ahead slowly.

19 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Odie! You're going to be late for work! Go get 'em tiger! Why is Odie trying to start the car? I love that dog.

20 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

What's that thread? Sort of a souvenir. And where are the curtains? In that big by window in the sky.

21 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Crumbs! You know what that means, Garfield? Yes. There's a wounded donut somewhere around here.

22 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Listen to THIS, Garfield... "Are you breathing? Are you a mammal? Do you walk upright? I'm single and desperate. Call me at 555-2......" Oh, wait. That's MY ad. What the heck. Call. Maybe you'll get lucky.

23 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

My car won't start. Of course, that's better than yesterday, when it wouldn't STOP. You say that as if I could have been the only cat who could have tampered with your brakes.

24 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

All dressed up and no place to go. Mommy, look! It's the circus! No, dear. But that man is dressed like a clown! And there's one of those trained pigs! No, dear. It's just a man in a bad suit. WAAAH! And an overweight cat. WAAAH! -Excuse me, sir, would yo

25 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Coming up next, "The Cat: Nature's Perfect Predator". HA! What's with him?

26 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

FORE! thwock whock Looks like you hit into a hazard, Floyd. You don't know the half of it.

27 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Look! A banana cream pie! He's gone, isn't he?

28 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

Someone has been stealing my chocolates. And I want to know who! You there!...with the zits!

29 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

'night. 'night. GARFIELD! -

30 January 1998
 


 
Garfield

What happened to you? I lost a contact lens. You're gonna have to return the salad bowl.

31 January 1998
 




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