I'm contemplating my place in the universe. - - May I use that line next time I'M goofing off?
1 October 1998
You don't want to go out tonight? - How about I come over and serenade you? - I thought bazookas were illegal. Aim for the banjo, lady!
2 October 1998
Good night, alarm clock! - I'll see you in the morning! - Me and Mr. Mallet I'll be sleeping in.
3 October 1998
- - SMACK! - - - - The simple pleasures are the best ones.
4 October 1998
Chase that mouse! - Jon wants me to chase you. Tough. - Well?! How do I get into these things? Tell him mice have rights! smack!
5 October 1998
veeeeeeee - ....gggrrrrrrr - How come WE don't have an electric coffee grinder?!
6 October 1998
An invisible mouse! - - Cats are so strange. You said it, pal.
7 October 1998
nok nok Mouse...you home? - Yeah, I'm down in the cellar. Cellar? -
8 October 1998
Wow. Yeah. - What a view! Sir, would you mind? Sigh - click
9 October 1998
There's no peace around here. - You wake up from a nice nap. - And somebody's teased your tail. hee hee hee
10 October 1998
- - - - - - I'm giving the bride away. GARFIELD!
11 October 1998
Let's have som efun! - - Any ideas? Oh, I thought this was it.
12 October 1998
Odie, you shouldn't stand so near the edge! - PUSH - You'll be much safer down there.
13 October 1998
RING! - Hello? No, this isn't Zontar, King of the Pig People. - Strange call. No time to visit. I'm headed to my lodge meeting.
14 October 1998
I got a letter form my brother. - It's in secret code, just like when we were kids. What's it say? - "Whoever reads this is a poo-poo head". They've come so far.
15 October 1998
I now have an answering machine, an E-Mail address... - ...a cel phone, AND a pager... - For anyone who wants me. Jon, there's a fatal flaw in you premise, here.
16 October 1998
If you wad up a whole bunch of donuts into one clump, it's like you're not having very many! - - Jon, can you help me pick this up?
17 October 1998
- How was your day, Jon? - I removed this thread from my car seat. - ...and the entire car collapsed in a heap. - My teeth caught fire while I was brishing them this moring. - The elecric comapny called. Even though I paid the bill, they're
18 October 1998
Someday, instead of just sitting there... - You'll all be interacting with your televisions! - Who came up with that stupid idea?
19 October 1998
The All-Cat Channel presents "Cooking with Catnip". - And now your host, chef Fluffy - WHOOO-PEEE! I think Chef Fluffy's been raiding the ol' pantry.
20 October 1998
Welcome to "Moo Like Fred". - Moo moo moo moo click You gotta be kidding! - Welcome to "Cluck like Chuck".
21 October 1998
The All-Cat News Channel presents... - Tonight's round table debate... - "Liver or Tuna?" Ooo, this could get ugly.
22 October 1998
23 October 1998
You think you're so big and bad...that remote control doesn't scare me! - Oh, yeah? Well, then how about... - This?! A BOOK! YAAAHHH!
24 October 1998
sweep sweep sweep - - sweep sweep - sweep sweep sweep - sweep sweep - STOMP - Oh, where's the compassion?! You want compassion? Rent "Bambi"!
25 October 1998
Welcome, spider, to my humble home. Why, thank you! - kick back and relax, my friend. Hey! You're not the big fat jerk the other spiders say you are! - Oh, and sign our guest book. WHAP
26 October 1998
Nothing exciting ever happens to me. - SMACK - Not that that's a bad thing.
27 October 1998
Let's be friends! Okay. - SMACK! - That's how I treat my friends, pal.
28 October 1998
Boo! - YAAAHH! - Where's my fly? I owe you.
29 October 1998
I'm back! - SMACK! - Did you mis sme? Believe it or not, no.
30 October 1998
- - Somebody close that window!
31 October 1998