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Garfield

I'm contemplating my place in the universe. - - May I use that line next time I'M goofing off?

1 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

You don't want to go out tonight? - How about I come over and serenade you? - I thought bazookas were illegal. Aim for the banjo, lady!

2 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Good night, alarm clock! - I'll see you in the morning! - Me and Mr. Mallet I'll be sleeping in.

3 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

- - SMACK! - - - - The simple pleasures are the best ones.

4 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Chase that mouse! - Jon wants me to chase you. Tough. - Well?! How do I get into these things? Tell him mice have rights! smack!

5 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

veeeeeeee - ....gggrrrrrrr - How come WE don't have an electric coffee grinder?!

6 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

An invisible mouse! - - Cats are so strange. You said it, pal.

7 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

nok nok Mouse...you home? - Yeah, I'm down in the cellar. Cellar? -

8 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Wow. Yeah. - What a view! Sir, would you mind? Sigh - click

9 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

There's no peace around here. - You wake up from a nice nap. - And somebody's teased your tail. hee hee hee

10 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

- - - - - - I'm giving the bride away. GARFIELD!

11 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Let's have som efun! - - Any ideas? Oh, I thought this was it.

12 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Odie, you shouldn't stand so near the edge! - PUSH - You'll be much safer down there.

13 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

RING! - Hello? No, this isn't Zontar, King of the Pig People. - Strange call. No time to visit. I'm headed to my lodge meeting.

14 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

I got a letter form my brother. - It's in secret code, just like when we were kids. What's it say? - "Whoever reads this is a poo-poo head". They've come so far.

15 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

I now have an answering machine, an E-Mail address... - ...a cel phone, AND a pager... - For anyone who wants me. Jon, there's a fatal flaw in you premise, here.

16 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

If you wad up a whole bunch of donuts into one clump, it's like you're not having very many! - - Jon, can you help me pick this up?

17 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

going to shut off our power, just for the heck of it. - Same old, same old, huh?

18 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Someday, instead of just sitting there... - You'll all be interacting with your televisions! - Who came up with that stupid idea?

19 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

The All-Cat Channel presents "Cooking with Catnip". - And now your host, chef Fluffy - WHOOO-PEEE! I think Chef Fluffy's been raiding the ol' pantry.

20 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Moo Like Fred". - Moo moo moo moo click You gotta be kidding! - Welcome to "Cluck like Chuck".

21 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

The All-Cat News Channel presents... - Tonight's round table debate... - "Liver or Tuna?" Ooo, this could get ugly.

22 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

(null)

23 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

You think you're so big and bad...that remote control doesn't scare me! - Oh, yeah? Well, then how about... - This?! A BOOK! YAAAHHH!

24 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

sweep sweep sweep - - sweep sweep - sweep sweep sweep - sweep sweep - STOMP - Oh, where's the compassion?! You want compassion? Rent "Bambi"!

25 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Welcome, spider, to my humble home. Why, thank you! - kick back and relax, my friend. Hey! You're not the big fat jerk the other spiders say you are! - Oh, and sign our guest book. WHAP

26 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Nothing exciting ever happens to me. - SMACK - Not that that's a bad thing.

27 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Let's be friends! Okay. - SMACK! - That's how I treat my friends, pal.

28 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

Boo! - YAAAHH! - Where's my fly? I owe you.

29 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm back! - SMACK! - Did you mis sme? Believe it or not, no.

30 October 1998
 


 
Garfield

- - Somebody close that window!

31 October 1998
 




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