I'm contemplating my place in the universe. May I use that line next time I'M goofing off?
1 October 1998
You don't want to go out tonight? How about I come over and serenade you? I thought bazookas were illegal. Aim for the banjo, lady!
2 October 1998
Good night, alarm clock! I'll see you in the morning! Me and Mr. Mallet I'll be sleeping in.
3 October 1998
SMACK! The simple pleasures are the best ones.
4 October 1998
Chase that mouse! Jon wants me to chase you. Tough. Well?! How do I get into these things? Tell him mice have rights! smack!
5 October 1998
veeeeeeee ....gggrrrrrrr How come WE don't have an electric coffee grinder?!
6 October 1998
An invisible mouse! Cats are so strange. You said it, pal.
7 October 1998
nok nok Mouse...you home? Yeah, I'm down in the cellar. Cellar? -
8 October 1998
Wow. Yeah. What a view! Sir, would you mind? Sigh click
9 October 1998
There's no peace around here. You wake up from a nice nap. And somebody's teased your tail. hee hee hee
10 October 1998
I'm giving the bride away. GARFIELD!
11 October 1998
Let's have som efun! Any ideas? Oh, I thought this was it.
12 October 1998
Odie, you shouldn't stand so near the edge! PUSH You'll be much safer down there.
13 October 1998
RING! Hello? No, this isn't Zontar, King of the Pig People. Strange call. No time to visit. I'm headed to my lodge meeting.
14 October 1998
I got a letter form my brother. It's in secret code, just like when we were kids. What's it say? "Whoever reads this is a poo-poo head". They've come so far.
15 October 1998
I now have an answering machine, an E-Mail address... ...a cel phone, AND a pager... For anyone who wants me. Jon, there's a fatal flaw in you premise, here.
16 October 1998
If you wad up a whole bunch of donuts into one clump, it's like you're not having very many! Jon, can you help me pick this up?
17 October 1998
How was your day, Jon? I removed this thread from my car seat. ...and the entire car collapsed in a heap. My teeth caught fire while I was brishing them this moring. The elecric comapny called. Even though I paid the bill, they'regoing to shut off our po
18 October 1998
Someday, instead of just sitting there... You'll all be interacting with your televisions! Who came up with that stupid idea?
19 October 1998
The All-Cat Channel presents "Cooking with Catnip". And now your host, chef Fluffy WHOOO-PEEE! I think Chef Fluffy's been raiding the ol' pantry.
20 October 1998
Welcome to "Moo Like Fred". Moo moo moo moo click You gotta be kidding! Welcome to "Cluck like Chuck".
21 October 1998
The All-Cat News Channel presents... Tonight's round table debate... "Liver or Tuna?" Ooo, this could get ugly.
22 October 1998
23 October 1998
You think you're so big and bad...that remote control doesn't scare me! Oh, yeah? Well, then how about... This?! A BOOK! YAAAHHH!
24 October 1998
sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep STOMP Oh, where's the compassion?! You want compassion? Rent "Bambi"!
25 October 1998
Welcome, spider, to my humble home. Why, thank you! kick back and relax, my friend. Hey! You're not the big fat jerk the other spiders say you are! Oh, and sign our guest book. WHAP
26 October 1998
Nothing exciting ever happens to me. SMACK Not that that's a bad thing.
27 October 1998
Let's be friends! Okay. SMACK! That's how I treat my friends, pal.
28 October 1998
Boo! YAAAHH! Where's my fly? I owe you.
29 October 1998
I'm back! SMACK! Did you mis sme? Believe it or not, no.
30 October 1998
Somebody close that window!
31 October 1998