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Garfield

hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC hic HIC hic HIC HIC HIC HIC hic Whew... hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hichic hic hic hic hic hic

1 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

hic hic hic hic hic hic HICCITTY HICCITTY HICEY-HICKEY HUC-HUC HUC HUC ICCITTY HUC HUC HUC HUC ICCITTY Freestyle hiccupping.

2 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

They say scaring a person cures the hiccups. hic hic hic hic BOO! HIC

3 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm sick of these hiccups...I wish they'd just disappear. hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic I'm sick of this dog...

4 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if getting a tattoo would make me more macho? A tattoo? Aren't you the guy who screams when he clips his toenails?

5 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Dull, dull, dull. This isn't a hat! It's a beehive! Weird, weird, weird.

6 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

My date hit me on the head with her purse. Not hard, though. And it was sort of a glancing blow... Do I hear wedding bells?

7 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Are we there yet, papa? Fleas! There it is, my friends...the big cat. It is a stable land...the beast seldom moves. We will settle here, build our homes and raise our young. We will plant crops. We ill sing and dance! We willstart a volunteer fire depart

8 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Second, third, fourth... Cute, cute, cute... Fifth, sixth... Cute, cute... Seventh grade... WHOA!

9 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

That's Mary and Denny and me. They were elected king and queen of the prom. I was the court jester. Sir Dweeb.

10 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Lorna Grubsky, my school sweetheart. Her parents ended our relationship. They said I would grow up to be dull. The Grubskys were prophets.

11 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Looking at this old photo album sure makes me nostalgic, Garfield. Sigh. I'll call her "Cousin Suzy". I hate it when he goes to rummage sales.

12 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

See the cow. See the cow being milked. Now what have you learned? Steak comes with a free beverage?

13 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if time travel will ever be possible. I hope so. Then I'll be able to come back and avoid this conversation.

14 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Hey, cat! You'd better watch your step tonight! I brought along my buddy, Ricky Roach! You mess with me, and you'll have to answer to the rickster, here. click skitter skitter skitter ZING! STOMP! Sorry, the light hurts my eyes.Come closer, and I'll hurt

15 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

I feel creative today. Yup, I feel the need to express myself. But I can't do that now, can I?! I ate his paste.

16 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

It's "National Pretend-You're-Not-Stupid Day".

17 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

When Jon has a bad hair day, he wears a hat. Must be having a bad FACE day.

18 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

We should be thankful for this meal. Some of us should, anyway.

19 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Must you watch while I eat? You call that eating?! Your chewing rhythm is way out of sync! Go away. No, no! The fork angle is all wrong!

20 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's not fair that I sit here tonight... And out there are thousands of women... Who will never know the thrill of my company. Unfair yet merciful.

21 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to the kitchen. Want me to bring you anything? Uh...no thanks. sklish sklish sklish BURP sklish sklish sklish sklish I think I just had an out-of-stomach experience. Hey! Where's the olive loaf?!

22 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Hello, scale. Greetings, you chubbiness! It's that time of year again. Time to rotate your cellulite? Time to change your batteries. Hey there, Skinny!

23 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

AWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW ? WWWWWWWWWWW

24 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Weight? Sure. Fat. Rats. Same ol' Same ol'

25 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

STOMP! Ow, and ick.

26 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

AIE-YI-YI! WHOO-EEE! WHOA, MOMMA! Get me a hammer.

27 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Shields are down forty percent, captain! Hull breach on decks four and five! I hate you. Man the escape pods...I repeat...

28 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no... bzzzzz zzzzzz Land. zzzzzz Land, land, land, land... Land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land... zzzt Cough zzzzz -

29 November 1998
 


 
Garfield

Cats are mysterious creatures. squeak squeak And scary.

30 November 1998
 




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