hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic - Sure.
1 November 1998
hic hic hic hic hic hic - HICCITTY HICCITTY HICEY-HICKEY HUC-HUC HUC HUC ICCITTY HUC HUC HUC HUC ICCITTY - Freestyle hiccupping.
2 November 1998
They say scaring a person cures the hiccups. hic hic hic hic - BOO! - HIC
3 November 1998
I'm sick of these hiccups...I wish they'd just disappear. hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic - - I'm sick of this dog...
4 November 1998
I wonder if getting a tattoo would make me more macho? - A tattoo? - Aren't you the guy who screams when he clips his toenails?
5 November 1998
Dull, dull, dull. - This isn't a hat! It's a beehive! - Weird, weird, weird.
6 November 1998
My date hit me on the head with her purse. - Not hard, though. - And it was sort of a glancing blow... Do I hear wedding bells?
7 November 1998
start a volunteer fire department! Spray me quick.
8 November 1998
Second, third, fourth... Cute, cute, cute... - Fifth, sixth... Cute, cute... - Seventh grade... WHOA!
9 November 1998
That's Mary and Denny and me. - They were elected king and queen of the prom. - I was the court jester. Sir Dweeb.
10 November 1998
Lorna Grubsky, my school sweetheart. - Her parents ended our relationship. - They said I would grow up to be dull. The Grubskys were prophets.
11 November 1998
Looking at this old photo album sure makes me nostalgic, Garfield. - Sigh. - I'll call her "Cousin Suzy". I hate it when he goes to rummage sales.
12 November 1998
See the cow. - See the cow being milked. - Now what have you learned? Steak comes with a free beverage?
13 November 1998
I wonder if time travel will ever be possible. - I hope so. - Then I'll be able to come back and avoid this conversation.
14 November 1998
Come closer, and I'll hurt the rest of you.
15 November 1998
I feel creative today. - Yup, I feel the need to express myself. - But I can't do that now, can I?! I ate his paste.
16 November 1998
- - It's "National Pretend-You're-Not-Stupid Day".
17 November 1998
When Jon has a bad hair day, he wears a hat. - - Must be having a bad FACE day.
18 November 1998
We should be thankful for this meal. - - Some of us should, anyway.
19 November 1998
Must you watch while I eat? You call that eating?! - Your chewing rhythm is way out of sync! - Go away. No, no! The fork angle is all wrong!
20 November 1998
Garfield, it's not fair that I sit here tonight... - And out there are thousands of women... - Who will never know the thrill of my company. Unfair yet merciful.
21 November 1998
- - I'm going to the kitchen. Want me to bring you anything? Uh...no thanks. - sklish sklish sklish - BURP sklish sklish - sklish sklish - I think I just had an out-of-stomach experience. Hey! Where's the olive loaf?!
22 November 1998
Hello, scale. Greetings, you chubbiness! - It's that time of year again. Time to rotate your cellulite? - Time to change your batteries. Hey there, Skinny!
23 November 1998
AWWWWWWWWWW - WWWWWWWWWW ? - WWWWWWWWWWW
24 November 1998
Weight? Sure. - Fat. Rats. - Same ol' Same ol'
25 November 1998
- STOMP! - Ow, and ick.
26 November 1998
AIE-YI-YI! - WHOO-EEE! - WHOA, MOMMA! Get me a hammer.
27 November 1998
Shields are down forty percent, captain! - Hull breach on decks four and five! - I hate you. Man the escape pods...I repeat...
28 November 1998
Oh, no... bzzzzz - zzzzzz Land. - zzzzzz Land, land, land, land... - Land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land... - zzzt - Cough zzzzz -
29 November 1998
Cats are mysterious creatures. - squeak squeak - And scary.
30 November 1998