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Garfield

Odie is on the trail of whoever stole his food. I've been expecting you.

1 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

MEYARRRRP! Cats can make some very strange sounds. Combination meow, yawn and burp!

2 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

? Christmas is coming. -

3 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Dear Santa, I am writing this for my cat. He would like you to bring him ten thousand pizzas. Anything else? And an antacid table.

4 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

You ate the ENTIRE BOWL of hard candy?! rattle rattle rattle.

5 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

? Okay, here we go....aaannnd... CRAAASH! Okay, okay, I know what I did wrong...let's try that again... WHUMP! KSSSHH! All right, wise guy...you're gonna stand up or else!! FUMP CRASH! AAARRRGGHH Christmas tree: 3 Jon: 0

6 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Merry Christmas, son. Love, mom and dad. And the cow, and the chicken, and the horse... ...and the pig, and the other cow... Wake me when you get past the bull.

7 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

slam! That gift-wrapping girl down at the mall sure was cute. Did you talk to her? He talked to her.

8 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Merry Christmas, you cappucino-sippin', biscotti-munchin'.... soft-bellied, city-boy sissy. Love, Doc Boy. Nothin' like a brother.

9 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

And now back to "Bartholomew, the Centipede Who Saved Christmas". ** That is A LOT of snowshoes.

10 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... I just can't seem to get into the holiday mood. I did it again. NOW I feel Christmasy.

11 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Rats! THUNK OW! K-K-K-K-K WOOAAHH CRAAASSSHH! tinkle tinkle tinkle Decorating has begun. ZZZT! YAAHH!

12 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Almost done decorating, boys. All that's left is to put on the star. AAAAA!! What happened to the top of the tree?! -

13 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

The lights are up! The switch is thrown! The fuse is blown. And the tradition lives on.

14 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

I saw a real cute girl at the mall standing under mistletoe, so I kissed her. But it was a mannequin. Did you know their heads pop right off. So, are you seeing her again?

15 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

So, spider, do you have a Santa Claus too? Oh, sure. Just like yours. He rides in a sleigh pulled by eight tiny houseflies. Who makes his toys? Gnats. Should've guessed.

16 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Hel-LO, Patti....it's Jon Arbuckle, the guy of your dreams. And what would YOU like for Christmas? An unlisted phone number, you say. Ho, ho, ow.

17 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

What is it about Christmas that fills my heart so? Is it the lights, the presents, the smiles on the faces of little children, the feeling of good will that fills the air?... Yeah...definitely the presents.

18 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

* Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... You're flat. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

19 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Ahhh... I love this time of year. A wondrous eason for young and old alike... A special time of year when all observer: Peace on earth... ROWR And good will toward men.

20 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield. I'll put your presnet under the tree if you promise not to peek You have my solemn vow. By the way, what's with the drill? What drill?

21 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

If you peek at your present, I'll tell Santa. And he's already not too happy with you for eating his milk and cookies last year. You HAD to bring that up, didn't you?!

22 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm resisting... I'm resisting... I'm resisting... Oh, who am I kidding? -

23 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Did you leave milk and cookies out for Santa? Get real, Jon. A big fat guy who's driving all night doesn't want milk and cookies. T-bone steak and a pot of coffee?

24 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Merry Christmas!

25 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

I know that sweater mom made for you doesn't fit too tell... But it's the thought that counts. That's what scares me.

26 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

beep bip boop boop bip boop bip Hi, are you a woman? ...are you single? Great! Wanna go out new year's eve?! *CLICK* boop bip beep boop bip beep bip Hope springs eternal.

27 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Sigh...Christmas is over...the presents are unwrapped. ...the candy is eaten... ALL of it! Joy to the world.

28 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

Karen, sweetie, howzabout ringing in the new year with jolly JonnyA.? CLICK Hello? Hello? Where did I go wrong? The part where you dialed.

29 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

I can't get a date for new year's eve. I hate to let such a nice corsage go to waste. BURP It didn't. I smell carnations.

30 December 1998
 


 
Garfield

5-4-3-2-1... HAPPY NEW YEAR! going! It's not official until the spider drops. Hi, mom!

31 December 1998
 




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