- - - - - Oh, Garfield. - We need to talk.
1 February 1998
Dark, rainy, depressing... - We might as well go back to bed. - I'm so happy I could cry.
2 February 1998
- - Savoring the moment.
3 February 1998
I wish Jon was here. - - I've had to annoy myself all day.
4 February 1998
My grandfather was a wise man, Garfield. - He put me on his knee and said, "Jon...! - "You can't milk a dead cow." Sounds like gramps was a few corn dogs shy of a picnic.
5 February 1998
I'll have a hamburger, fries and a chocolate milkshake. Yes, sir. - What would you like, Garfield? - One of those boxes, right next to my bed.!
6 February 1998
- - Did you ever sneeze when you had a mouthful of crackers?
7 February 1998
click - John... Marsha... - Oh, John. Oh, Marsha. - John, John, John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. - John, John, John John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. - CLICK - George... Shirley...
8 February 1998
You know, Garfield... - I like women who are impressed with my intellect. - So you're saying you like really stupid women.
9 February 1998
Hi, Tami, it's Jon Arbuckle. - - You're supposed to turn me down AFTER I ask you out. She wanted to get right to the good part.
10 February 1998
So, Bernadette, how about dinner and a movie? - ...lunch and a bike ride? - A cookie and a crossword puzzle?! Toaster crumbs and a knock-knock joke?
11 February 1998
beep boop beep Watch and learn, Garfield. - Hi, Linda? It's Jon. - Oh, PLEASE don't hang up on me! Oh, please oh please oh please oh PLEEEZE. Class dismissed.
12 February 1998
You like your men to be macho? - I'M macho! - Except when I get the giggles. click. click
13 February 1998
Have you seen the flowers I bought my date? Ate 'em. - And the candy? Ate it. - And jewelry? Hocked it. Bought more flowers and candy.
14 February 1998
Z - Garfield, wake up, time for bed. Z - - - * - - SMACK
15 February 1998
A foot of snow fell today. - But, it was concentrated in a very small area. - Figures.
16 February 1998
- Hot chocolate? - Is it any wonder I keep him around?
17 February 1998
zzzzzzz Know why cats love sliding on ice? - SSSSHHHHHHH - Built-in chains.
18 February 1998
Garfield! - Why is there a snowman in my bed?! - Why, it must be his nap time.
19 February 1998
- pat pat pat - Z
20 February 1998
I'm very sorry. sir. Please apologize to little Timmy for me. It won't happen again. - Oh, Garfield. - About your hobby...
21 February 1998
pat pat pat - Hmmm... - WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! - Can we talk? - Can we talk?
22 February 1998
* DING DONG Time for the mail. SPLOT - GARFIELD! Would you like to sign for that, sir?
23 February 1998
pat pat Poor Garfield. He doesn't stand a chance against me. - For *I* have the element of surprise. - He'll never know what hit him.
24 February 1998
You throw that snowball at me, and you can kiss this dinner goodbye. - - KISS
25 February 1998
- SHOONK - GAAAAHHHHHHH Two olives, a carrot, an ice cube tray, a little snow, and it's fun time.
26 February 1998
Very cute. What do you call it? - SPLOT - A clever ruse.
27 February 1998
I give up! YOu win the snowball fight! - I'm no match for you...let's stop this right now! Okay. * TWANG - Just give me a minutes to unhook my booby traps. SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT YAAAH!
28 February 1998