Oh, Garfield. We need to talk.
1 February 1998
Dark, rainy, depressing... We might as well go back to bed. I'm so happy I could cry.
2 February 1998
Savoring the moment.
3 February 1998
I wish Jon was here. I've had to annoy myself all day.
4 February 1998
My grandfather was a wise man, Garfield. He put me on his knee and said, "Jon...! "You can't milk a dead cow." Sounds like gramps was a few corn dogs shy of a picnic.
5 February 1998
I'll have a hamburger, fries and a chocolate milkshake. Yes, sir. What would you like, Garfield? One of those boxes, right next to my bed.!
6 February 1998
Did you ever sneeze when you had a mouthful of crackers?
7 February 1998
click John... Marsha... Oh, John. Oh, Marsha. John, John, John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. John, John, John John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. CLICK George... Shirley...
8 February 1998
You know, Garfield... I like women who are impressed with my intellect. So you're saying you like really stupid women.
9 February 1998
Hi, Tami, it's Jon Arbuckle. You're supposed to turn me down AFTER I ask you out. She wanted to get right to the good part.
10 February 1998
So, Bernadette, how about dinner and a movie? ...lunch and a bike ride? A cookie and a crossword puzzle?! Toaster crumbs and a knock-knock joke?
11 February 1998
beep boop beep Watch and learn, Garfield. Hi, Linda? It's Jon. Oh, PLEASE don't hang up on me! Oh, please oh please oh please oh PLEEEZE. Class dismissed.
12 February 1998
You like your men to be macho? I'M macho! Except when I get the giggles. click. click
13 February 1998
Have you seen the flowers I bought my date? Ate 'em. And the candy? Ate it. And jewelry? Hocked it. Bought more flowers and candy.
14 February 1998
Z Garfield, wake up, time for bed. Z * SMACK
15 February 1998
A foot of snow fell today. But, it was concentrated in a very small area. Figures.
16 February 1998
Hot chocolate? Is it any wonder I keep him around?
17 February 1998
zzzzzzz Know why cats love sliding on ice? SSSSHHHHHHH Built-in chains.
18 February 1998
Garfield! Why is there a snowman in my bed?! Why, it must be his nap time.
19 February 1998
pat pat pat Z
20 February 1998
I'm very sorry. sir. Please apologize to little Timmy for me. It won't happen again. Oh, Garfield. About your hobby...
21 February 1998
pat pat pat Hmmm... WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Can we talk? Can we talk?
22 February 1998
* DING DONG Time for the mail. SPLOT GARFIELD! Would you like to sign for that, sir?
23 February 1998
pat pat Poor Garfield. He doesn't stand a chance against me. For *I* have the element of surprise. He'll never know what hit him.
24 February 1998
You throw that snowball at me, and you can kiss this dinner goodbye. KISS
25 February 1998
SHOONK GAAAAHHHHHHH Two olives, a carrot, an ice cube tray, a little snow, and it's fun time.
26 February 1998
Very cute. What do you call it? SPLOT A clever ruse.
27 February 1998
I give up! YOu win the snowball fight! I'm no match for you...let's stop this right now! Okay. * TWANG Just give me a minutes to unhook my booby traps. SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT YAAAH!
28 February 1998