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Garfield

Oh, Garfield. We need to talk.

1 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Dark, rainy, depressing... We might as well go back to bed. I'm so happy I could cry.

2 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Savoring the moment.

3 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

I wish Jon was here. I've had to annoy myself all day.

4 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

My grandfather was a wise man, Garfield. He put me on his knee and said, "Jon...! "You can't milk a dead cow." Sounds like gramps was a few corn dogs shy of a picnic.

5 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'll have a hamburger, fries and a chocolate milkshake. Yes, sir. What would you like, Garfield? One of those boxes, right next to my bed.!

6 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Did you ever sneeze when you had a mouthful of crackers?

7 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

click John... Marsha... Oh, John. Oh, Marsha. John, John, John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. John, John, John John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. CLICK George... Shirley...

8 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield... I like women who are impressed with my intellect. So you're saying you like really stupid women.

9 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Tami, it's Jon Arbuckle. You're supposed to turn me down AFTER I ask you out. She wanted to get right to the good part.

10 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

So, Bernadette, how about dinner and a movie? ...lunch and a bike ride? A cookie and a crossword puzzle?! Toaster crumbs and a knock-knock joke?

11 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

beep boop beep Watch and learn, Garfield. Hi, Linda? It's Jon. Oh, PLEASE don't hang up on me! Oh, please oh please oh please oh PLEEEZE. Class dismissed.

12 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

You like your men to be macho? I'M macho! Except when I get the giggles. click. click

13 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Have you seen the flowers I bought my date? Ate 'em. And the candy? Ate it. And jewelry? Hocked it. Bought more flowers and candy.

14 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Z Garfield, wake up, time for bed. Z * SMACK

15 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

A foot of snow fell today. But, it was concentrated in a very small area. Figures.

16 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Hot chocolate? Is it any wonder I keep him around?

17 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

zzzzzzz Know why cats love sliding on ice? SSSSHHHHHHH Built-in chains.

18 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Why is there a snowman in my bed?! Why, it must be his nap time.

19 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat Z

20 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm very sorry. sir. Please apologize to little Timmy for me. It won't happen again. Oh, Garfield. About your hobby...

21 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat Hmmm... WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Can we talk? Can we talk?

22 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

* DING DONG Time for the mail. SPLOT GARFIELD! Would you like to sign for that, sir?

23 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

pat pat Poor Garfield. He doesn't stand a chance against me. For *I* have the element of surprise. He'll never know what hit him.

24 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

You throw that snowball at me, and you can kiss this dinner goodbye. KISS

25 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

SHOONK GAAAAHHHHHHH Two olives, a carrot, an ice cube tray, a little snow, and it's fun time.

26 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

Very cute. What do you call it? SPLOT A clever ruse.

27 February 1998
 


 
Garfield

I give up! YOu win the snowball fight! I'm no match for you...let's stop this right now! Okay. * TWANG Just give me a minutes to unhook my booby traps. SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT YAAAH!

28 February 1998
 




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