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Garfield

The All-Cat Channel presents "The Piece of Dangling String Show"! -

1 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Here, a pride of lions prepare to gorge themselves. They roar in triumph over their prey. Now we see them pass out linen napkins and finger bowls. Sissies!

2 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Cecile, my darling...I love you Madl-Mad-MAAAAAACCK! And I love you, Reginald! With all my hear...hear-HAAAARRRK! HAAAACK! HAAARRK! Hairball theatre.

3 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

click . "CLICK" YOURSELF! How was TV tonight? Touchy.

4 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Walking against the wind. Trapped in a box. Leaning against nothing. Oh, Garfield. Yes? Have you seen my New Mongolian mime fish? I caught his dinner show. You have rogue on your teeth.

5 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

THUD Too lazy to walk around me, right? You'll move one of these days.

6 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Cat in the WASTEBASKET! That game doesn't last very long, but it IS fun!

7 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Need any help? Thanks, Jon. Now I'll finish in half the time.

8 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm taking Odie for a walk. Couldn't find a leash.

9 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Why do you have a tail? Jon, Jon, Jon. It keeps me from tipping over.

10 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

You know what I could use? Three gallons of strawberry macadamia nut ice cream? Some time alone. More for me.

11 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

STOP! Don't come any closer, or I'll jump! Don't do it, Huey! You have so much to live for! It's me, your wife Greta...and your forteen seedlings! NYEH... Your mom and dad are here, too, along with your minister and the entire churchchoir... EHHH And all

12 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Life has its ups and downs. I have ups! I didn't say anything.

13 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew Will you swallow?! Only if there's more food. chew chew chew chew chew

14 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Odie is going to bury his bone! Odie, Odie, Odie...

15 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

My back itches. SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT Better? A little more to the left.

16 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Jon told me not to overdo it today. By the waa, I was being sarcastic. Too late. Once my not overdoing momentum's built up, it's hard to stop.

17 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

I read to improve my mind. More ooks! I need more books! Are you trying to tell me something?

18 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Musta been that bad can of tuna last night.

19 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

I can't seem to get anything done lately. Me neither. No matter how hard I try. What a concept!

20 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

You have a few character flaws, Garfield. Why thank you, Jon. One of them is thinking insults are compliments. WHOA! Thanks again!

21 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Don't bother me while I'm reading. You know you didn't mean that.

22 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

We need more starch.

23 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Zero. Still zero. How are the sit-ups going? Darn! You made me lose count!

24 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

It's kick-Odie-across-the-room day! BOOT! Also known in some cultures as "saturday".

25 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Drive thru! Drive thru! I see it, I see it. May I help you? Two Happy Burgers and two fries, please. Would you like a Happy Burger today? Yes, I want two Happy Burgers. Any fries with that? Yes, two fries! O.KK, how about some HappyBurgers? Ain't technolo

26 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what's going to happen to me THIS monday? THUD Cool! A sinkhole, right here in the kitchen.

27 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

I like to think of myself as a macho guy. Good for you! I like to think of myself as skinny.

28 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! I don't recall you applying for a permit to build a bay window...

29 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, get the paper please. Herman Stinks! You need to have a word with that mouse across the street.

30 July 1998
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what I'm going to do to impress my date tonight, Garfield? WAIT! glug glug Didn't want it to come squirting out of my nose.

31 July 1998
 




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