The All-Cat Channel presents "The Piece of Dangling String Show"! - -
1 July 1998
Here, a pride of lions prepare to gorge themselves. - They roar in triumph over their prey. - Now we see them pass out linen napkins and finger bowls. Sissies!
2 July 1998
Oh, Cecile, my darling...I love you Madl-Mad-MAAAAAACCK! - And I love you, Reginald! With all my hear...hear-HAAAARRRK! - HAAAACK! HAAARRK! Hairball theatre.
3 July 1998
click . "CLICK" YOURSELF! - How was TV tonight? Touchy.
4 July 1998
- Walking against the wind. - Trapped in a box. - Leaning against nothing. - Oh, Garfield. Yes? Have you seen my New Mongolian mime fish? - I caught his dinner show. You have rogue on your teeth.
5 July 1998
- THUD - Too lazy to walk around me, right? You'll move one of these days.
6 July 1998
- Cat in the WASTEBASKET! - That game doesn't last very long, but it IS fun!
7 July 1998
Need any help? - Thanks, Jon. - Now I'll finish in half the time.
8 July 1998
I'm taking Odie for a walk. - - Couldn't find a leash.
9 July 1998
Why do you have a tail? - Jon, Jon, Jon. - It keeps me from tipping over.
10 July 1998
You know what I could use? - Three gallons of strawberry macadamia nut ice cream? - Some time alone. More for me.
11 July 1998
- STOP! - Don't come any closer, or I'll jump! Don't do it, Huey! You have so much to live for! - It's me, your wife Greta...and your forteen seedlings! NYEH... - Your mom and dad are here, too, along with your minister and the entire church
12 July 1998
Life has its ups and downs. - - I have ups! I didn't say anything.
13 July 1998
chew chew chew chew chew - chew chew chew chew chew chew - Will you swallow?! Only if there's more food. chew chew chew chew chew
14 July 1998
Odie is going to bury his bone! - Odie, Odie, Odie...
15 July 1998
My back itches. - SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT - Better? A little more to the left.
16 July 1998
Jon told me not to overdo it today. - By the waa, I was being sarcastic. - Too late. Once my not overdoing momentum's built up, it's hard to stop.
17 July 1998
I read to improve my mind. - - More ooks! I need more books! Are you trying to tell me something?
18 July 1998
- - - - - Musta been that bad can of tuna last night.
19 July 1998
I can't seem to get anything done lately. Me neither. - No matter how hard I try. - What a concept!
20 July 1998
You have a few character flaws, Garfield. - Why thank you, Jon. - One of them is thinking insults are compliments. WHOA! Thanks again!
21 July 1998
Don't bother me while I'm reading. - - You know you didn't mean that.
22 July 1998
- - We need more starch.
23 July 1998
Zero. - Still zero. - How are the sit-ups going? Darn! You made me lose count!
24 July 1998
It's kick-Odie-across-the-room day! - BOOT! - Also known in some cultures as "saturday".
25 July 1998
Drive thru! Drive thru! I see it, I see it. - May I help you? - Two Happy Burgers and two fries, please. - Would you like a Happy Burger today? - Yes, I want two Happy Burgers. Any fries with that? - Yes, two fries! O.KK, how about some Happy
26 July 1998
I wonder what's going to happen to me THIS monday? - THUD - Cool! A sinkhole, right here in the kitchen.
27 July 1998
I like to think of myself as a macho guy. - Good for you! - I like to think of myself as skinny.
28 July 1998
- GARFIELD! - I don't recall you applying for a permit to build a bay window...
29 July 1998
Garfield, get the paper please. - Herman Stinks! - You need to have a word with that mouse across the street.
30 July 1998
Do you know what I'm going to do to impress my date tonight, Garfield? WAIT! - glug glug - Didn't want it to come squirting out of my nose.
31 July 1998