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Garfield

BURP When did we last have kielbasa?

1 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Stay tuned! click And now... click Coming up next... click Presenting... click Here's... click Welcome to... click Anything good on? click How should I know?

2 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

...and so life in Happy Meadow returned to normal for everyone. Except for Larry the Squirrel. Who was eaten by the cat. I love a happy ending!

3 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

This soup lacks something. Hmmm... A can opener?

4 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

I've made a few mistakes in my life. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Like looking to you for sympathy, for instance.

5 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Strange. This is a picture of me taken when I was considering a career in medical research. That explains the white rat suit.

6 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

You can't intimidate me, Garfield. No matter how hard you try. And, I'm guessing you aren't trying really hard.

7 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to the show! ZIP thud! That was our big finish, dummy!

8 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Sigh What a nice sunset. Garfield! Dinner! snap! snap! No! Forget it! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! I said no, and I MEANT no! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! ERRRGGHHH You don't train cats...cats train you. Willthat be all, sire?

9 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Remember me? SMACK! You do look familiar.

10 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

BRIIIING Danny! What happened to you? WHAAAAT?

11 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... Like it? Bagged him in the bathroom.

12 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

We spiders can grow to be pretty old. Guess how long I'M gonna live. C'mon, c'mon... Is this getting easier, or are spiders just getting stupider?

13 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Spare my life and I'll do anything for you! Anything? ANYthing! -

14 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

zip smack! Good work, Guido. Here's your fly. Hey! The deal was for TWO flies!

15 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

What a beautiful morning! Who needs shoes on a day like this? Yesiree, Garfield, there's nothing like the feel of fresh cool gradss on your fee Hey! There are ANTS in this grass! Ow! Ow! Owie! Ow! A garden snake! YAAAAH! HOT! HOT!HOT! HOT! GAAH! GUM! Sha

16 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

As the master of the house, I get to tell you what to do. Fair enough. And as the cat of the house, I get to ignore you.

17 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

munch munch Salad? Wht am I, a rabbit?

18 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

All right, you caught me...now what? Uh, I don't remember. We could sing a song. MEOW ** MEYOW SQUEEK SQUEEK * ** I don't even want to know.

19 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Fido, here's your final "Pet Quiz" question. How much is one plus one? woof, woof... Woof? Dogs?

20 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Susan, would you like to go to a movie? Well then how about just getting married? I hope you won't scream like that in front of the kids. He's scaring ME.

21 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

It's wonder dog! Flying through the air... Searching out evil wherev... SMACK! Hard to do from the windshield of a 747. Turn the wipers on, Doug.

22 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Okay, I'll bite. So why do you want to go to the north pole, Garfield? Birds. flap flap flap flap flap ZIP In tuxedos. PUNT Who can't fly. I'll make the reservations.

23 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Ha! I'll bet my day was more boring than yours! Sure, you had to spend it with YOU.

24 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what words I live by? I give up. Well, am I right?

25 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield... I believe you've stopped shedding. Yo! Jon! Over here!

26 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Ha, ha, ha. Stop it, you're killing me. Ha, ha, ha. That's a good one. Are you ready to hear my joke? Hang on. Ha, ha, ha.

27 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Do you think it's warm enough for these shorts? Let me put this as delicately as I can, Jon. If we were on the surface of the SUN it wouldn't be warm enough for those shorts.

28 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

Okay, how about the saturday after that? How about the saturday after that? How about the saturday after that? How about the saturday after that? tap tap Yes? Earth to Jon...

29 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

ffft ROWR WOOF! Woof? Arf? ...ruff? Bow-wow? Yip? Rowf? Roof? Dumb dog. BARK!

30 August 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm in a bad mood, and the world will have to suffer the consequences. I think the world is hiding.

31 August 1998
 




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