Question, Garfield. Shoot. - Did you take my butterscotch flounder souffle? Nope. - I just borrowed it.
1 September 1998
Nothing brightens a room better than flowers. - - Have you tried turning on the light?
2 September 1998
I wish I had a motto. - That's it! - "I wish I had a motto". Catchy.
3 September 1998
Don't throw that brick at me. No problem. - And don't drop it on my foot. NOW we have a problem.
4 September 1998
I worked hard all day and now I'm tired. - Poor Jon. - You know, it's possible to get tired without all that hard work.
5 September 1998
- - - - - - ALL RIGHT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! At the moment, making you nuts.
6 September 1998
Just look at you. - Life is passing you by, Garfield. - Make sure it shuts the door on the way out.
7 September 1998
- FIRE! -
8 September 1998
Every cat has two sides...lazy and spunky. - - Sadly, "spunky" is no longer with us.
9 September 1998
You haven't moved for hours. - At least give me a sign that you're still breathing. - Z
10 September 1998
Garfield, why don't you get up and do something?! - YAAHH! - Don't ever do that again! I can't win.
11 September 1998
squeek squeek - - I get it! Ha, ha, ha!
12 September 1998
huh?! - O.K. Mugsy, rough him up a little! Mugsy? - You want a piece of this?! Huh? Huh?! C'mon! From now on it's a glass of warm milk before bed for me. Carlotta the crazy cow! That's your cue!
13 September 1998
I have something for you, Garfield. - It's the Golden Slop Through Award! - Congratulations. I'd like to thank all the little slobs.
14 September 1998
Odie was chasing his tail. - * - Now he's trying to lull it into a false sense of security.
15 September 1998
I've just been talking to this tree stump. - It's better company than you are. - You two have more in common.
16 September 1998
I'm wearing a new cologne, Garfield. - It's called "Canadian Love Call". - They say it really, really works. But, did you read the fine print?
17 September 1998
I think I'll take a walk. Me too. - - Well, let's go. I thought we were just thinking it.
18 September 1998
No, I understand...get well soon. - Ever girl I've asked out is sick. - What a coincidence. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
19 September 1998
Where is he? - Gaaar-field! - - GARFIELD! - - GAAR-FIELD! - Do I hear a "pleeeeease"? pant pant pant
20 September 1998
I'm going out into the woods to commune with nature! - Are you coming along? That won't be necessary. - I'm sending nature a postcard.
21 September 1998
Would you like to go on a nature hike? - - Couldn't we get flowered wallpaper instead?
22 September 1998
Garfield, we're going outside. No way. - We'll walk in the woods. I SAID I'm not going. - We're going bird watching. I'll get my dart gun.
23 September 1998
Hello, good-looking. - She called me good-looking! - Hello, good-looking. Now she's talking to a tree.
24 September 1998
Look over there, Jon! - As you can see, there are cats much fatter than I am. - Oink. I'm sure he meant to say "meow".
25 September 1998
You can't improve on nature. - You're right, Jon. - Unless we put a hot dog stand right over there.
26 September 1998
- - - Uh, Garfield... Uh-oh, he suspects something. - Quick, do something cat-like and endearing to distract him. - pssst pssst - MEYOOO I still smell meatloaf.
27 September 1998
- "My Owner's A Dork"? - That has better be a TEMPORARY tattoo!
28 September 1998
Boys, I think it's time for a hug. - - That's the way.
29 September 1998
Sigh... - - Only Jon would carry around the picture of the girl that came with the wallet.
30 September 1998