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Garfield

Question, Garfield. Shoot. Did you take my butterscotch flounder souffle? Nope. I just borrowed it.

1 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Nothing brightens a room better than flowers. Have you tried turning on the light?

2 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

I wish I had a motto. That's it! "I wish I had a motto". Catchy.

3 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Don't throw that brick at me. No problem. And don't drop it on my foot. NOW we have a problem.

4 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

I worked hard all day and now I'm tired. Poor Jon. You know, it's possible to get tired without all that hard work.

5 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

ALL RIGHT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! At the moment, making you nuts.

6 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Just look at you. Life is passing you by, Garfield. Make sure it shuts the door on the way out.

7 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

FIRE! -

8 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Every cat has two sides...lazy and spunky. Sadly, "spunky" is no longer with us.

9 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

You haven't moved for hours. At least give me a sign that you're still breathing. Z

10 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, why don't you get up and do something?! YAAHH! Don't ever do that again! I can't win.

11 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

squeek squeek I get it! Ha, ha, ha!

12 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Hey, you! Yes? I'm "Jitters" the coffee bean! This has to be a bad dream. This is what you get for drinking coffee before bed! Woo! Woo! Woo! Pretty scary, huh? Uh...yeah. Why don't you just percolate on along now? Oh, a wise guy,huh?! O.K. Mugs

13 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

I have something for you, Garfield. It's the Golden Slop Through Award! Congratulations. I'd like to thank all the little slobs.

14 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Odie was chasing his tail. * Now he's trying to lull it into a false sense of security.

15 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

I've just been talking to this tree stump. It's better company than you are. You two have more in common.

16 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm wearing a new cologne, Garfield. It's called "Canadian Love Call". They say it really, really works. But, did you read the fine print?

17 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

I think I'll take a walk. Me too. Well, let's go. I thought we were just thinking it.

18 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

No, I understand...get well soon. Ever girl I've asked out is sick. What a coincidence. The lights are on, but nobody's home.

19 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Where is he? Gaaar-field! GARFIELD! GAAR-FIELD! Do I hear a "pleeeeease"? pant pant pant

20 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

I'm going out into the woods to commune with nature! Are you coming along? That won't be necessary. I'm sending nature a postcard.

21 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Would you like to go on a nature hike? Couldn't we get flowered wallpaper instead?

22 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, we're going outside. No way. We'll walk in the woods. I SAID I'm not going. We're going bird watching. I'll get my dart gun.

23 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Hello, good-looking. She called me good-looking! Hello, good-looking. Now she's talking to a tree.

24 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Look over there, Jon! As you can see, there are cats much fatter than I am. Oink. I'm sure he meant to say "meow".

25 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

You can't improve on nature. You're right, Jon. Unless we put a hot dog stand right over there.

26 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Uh, Garfield... Uh-oh, he suspects something. Quick, do something cat-like and endearing to distract him. pssst pssst MEYOOO I still smell meatloaf.

27 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

"My Owner's A Dork"? That has better be a TEMPORARY tattoo!

28 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Boys, I think it's time for a hug. That's the way.

29 September 1998
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Only Jon would carry around the picture of the girl that came with the wallet.

30 September 1998
 




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