- I am Lorenzo Garbanzo. - Many years ago you sent my grandfather to that big web in the sky... - Then you offed pop! - So I, Lorenzo Garbanzo, am here to avenge my ancestors! - SMACK! - Forgive me, grandfather. A proud yet squishy people.
Yes, Mrs. Nostrum?...your clothesline? ...uh.huh?... - Your best sheets? ...your chihuahua? ...I'm terribly sorry. It won't happen again... - I'm nailing your pet door shut. That's a lovely shade of vermilion you're sporting.
...and lastly, we flambe our souffle with an acetylene torch! - ahhhh-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!! FOOOSH YAAAH! - Please stand by: "Psych Chef" is currently experiencing technical difficulties. "Technical"? Grab him! Grab him!
Sigh - You know, Arlene... Yes, Garfield? - There's only one person for me. Yeeees? - One person, worthy of my adoration... Oh, Garfield. - Me. - But enough about me. You talk about me for a while. - ...or not.
Hi, everyone, we're The Puppet Friends! - Will you be our friend? You silly, EVERYONE loves puppet friends! - DEATH TO PUPPETS! Except for that moron in the second row! Yeah, steop closer and say that, punk!
- I suppose you're wondering why I have this sack on my head. - Well, I have this big, ugly zit on my face... - And it looks so horrific I don't want it seen. - ** DING-DONG That's my date. - I hope she understands. -
- - Hi, mouse. Hi, cat. - So, what are you standing here for? - I'm waiting for my carpool. Carpool? - Oh, right...a mouse carpool! That's a hot one! slam! screeee - Care to explain this? Mind if I don't?
Sorry, kids, but Binky the Clown isn't feeling well today. - Filling in for him is his brother...Mel the Accountant! - Today we'll be discussing the importance of saving receipts... Sounds funny coming from a guy in a gree wig.
Here, put these on! - Who cares if I can't get a date?! - We're wearing party hats!! - And we're having a good time! - The whole NEIGHBORHOOD is gonna have a good time! - Everybody! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hubert, I'm very afraid. Shut up and conga.
"Dear son, happy holidays from the farm. So much has been happening here..." - "The mare had a foal, the sow had a litter, and the chicken had a stroke..." - "...she was sure tasty, though". I'm starting to enjoy these letters from home.
Santa Claus isn't stupid, you know! - I'd think twice before sending him that letter about how good you were this year! - Maybe I should take out that part about winning the nobel peace prize. Really?! Can I shake your hand?
O.K., the lights are up, the tree is up, the cards have been mailed, and the presents are wrapped. - Let's see...what else needs to be don- smack - Oh yeah...bake the cookies. Where ARE your priorities, man?!
Hi, Lisa, it's Jon Arbuckle... - I have two tickets to the polka joe concert at the Bowl-O-Rama for this new year's eve. Care to join me? - I just learned three new words. Unsuitable for a comic strip, no doubt.