I am Lorenzo Garbanzo. Many years ago you sent my grandfather to that big web in the sky... Then you offed pop! So I, Lorenzo Garbanzo, am here to avenge my ancestors! SMACK! Forgive me, grandfather. A proud yet squishy people.
Yes, Mrs. Nostrum?...your clothesline? ...uh.huh?... Your best sheets? ...your chihuahua? ...I'm terribly sorry. It won't happen again... I'm nailing your pet door shut. That's a lovely shade of vermilion you're sporting.
...and lastly, we flambe our souffle with an acetylene torch! ahhhh-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!! FOOOSH YAAAH! Please stand by: "Psych Chef" is currently experiencing technical difficulties. "Technical"? Grab him! Grab him!
Hi, everyone, we're The Puppet Friends! Will you be our friend? You silly, EVERYONE loves puppet friends! DEATH TO PUPPETS! Except for that moron in the second row! Yeah, steop closer and say that, punk!
I suppose you're wondering why I have this sack on my head. Well, I have this big, ugly zit on my face... And it looks so horrific I don't want it seen. ** DING-DONG That's my date. I hope she understands. -
* Ah, this is the life... Kicking back and relaxing in my very own po-... Garfield?! What are you doing up on the roof? CANNONBALL! GAAHHH SPLOOSH That was fun! Blow it up again! Kindly remove your foot from my nostril so that Imay kill you.
Sorry, kids, but Binky the Clown isn't feeling well today. Filling in for him is his brother...Mel the Accountant! Today we'll be discussing the importance of saving receipts... Sounds funny coming from a guy in a gree wig.
Here, put these on! Who cares if I can't get a date?! We're wearing party hats!! And we're having a good time! The whole NEIGHBORHOOD is gonna have a good time! Everybody! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hubert, I'm very afraid. Shut up and conga.
DING-DONG ** Whay, thank you so much! slam! Look, Garfield! Mrs. Feeny brought us a cake! She made it herself...wasn't that thoughtful of POP You destroyed her daisies again, didn't you? I also maimed her marigolds and mauled hermums.
Santa Claus isn't stupid, you know! I'd think twice before sending him that letter about how good you were this year! Maybe I should take out that part about winning the nobel peace prize. Really?! Can I shake your hand?
O.K., the lights are up, the tree is up, the cards have been mailed, and the presents are wrapped. Let's see...what else needs to be don smack Oh yeah...bake the cookies. Where ARE your priorities, man?!
Hi, Lisa, it's Jon Arbuckle... I have two tickets to the polka joe concert at the Bowl-O-Rama for this new year's eve. Care to join me? I just learned three new words. Unsuitable for a comic strip, no doubt.