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Garfield

How was your new yearr's party? I had a blast. And how was your microwave popcorn and late-late show? I hate you.

1 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

So the new year's party was a blast, huh? Sure was. I saved you some confetti.

2 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

munch munch munch munch ?

3 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

This is one monday that's NOT gonna get me... Because I'm not getting out of bed! Uh, Garfield... Why are you sleeping in your sandbox?

4 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Odie is off on an around-the-world balloon trip! Altitude permitting.

5 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Show me happy, Garfield. Now show me sad, Garfield. Forget it. Good, my face was starting to hurt.

6 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

I feel like I have a skinny cat inside me. And he's hungry.

7 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Sigh There's a very fine line between terminal boredom... And friday nights around here. Okay, time to play "Connect the Freckles"!

8 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Everything I did today went wrong. Not me! You didn't do anyhting today, did you? A minor detail.

9 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

roll roll roll PHOOT bweeeeeeeeen BWING * DONG I'll get the door. You do that. Auntie em! Auntie em!

10 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Hi, this is Jon Arbuckle. I'd like to order a large pizza with everything, to be delivered. Thank you. Now THERE'S a little tape that's gouing to come in handy.

11 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Three things that can never come quickly enough. Birthdays, Christmas... And the pizza delivery guy.

12 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

** DING-DONG OH, BABY! HEEEEELP!!! Drop the pizza and play dead!

13 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

CHOMP! YAAAHH! Ha! These hot peppers aren't bad at all. Oh...there are hot peppers?

14 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Some of us happen to LIKE anchovies, okay?

15 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Hey, cat, what didja get on your pizza? BURRRP Garlic.

16 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

No?... WHY won't you go out with me, Denise? Give it to me straight... Okay, you're trying to tell me something here, aren't you? The dawn breaks.

17 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Getting up, Garfield? Nah. I'm just not motivated. Your blanket's on fire. Yes, but it's a tiny fire.

18 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

kick Am I good or what?

19 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Smile, Jon! Then you can be like me... Insincere.

20 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Jon, having a bad hair day? Happy now? Don't ever do that again.

21 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

I have GOT to meet that girl over there, Garfield. Hi! Wanny arm-wrestle? PIG! SLAP! The undisputed king of the opening line.

22 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Soetimes life is perfect. Not MY life, of course. What are you looking at?

23 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

BARK All right, you dumb mutt...tha's it! Get ready for a good pounding! SWOOSH SLURRRP! You didn't see that!

24 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

You're new around here. Just moved in. Vermin's the name...Herman Vermin! And hey, as long as we're talking here... What exactly does one take to a hole-warming party?

25 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

click click GARFIELD!

26 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

The terrified mouse, in mortal fear for his life, tears across the living room floor... ...with the mighty hunter in hot pursuit! Oh, the pulse-pounding thrill of observing nature in the raw.

27 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Bill...Bill... "H. Vermin"? Herman, you really shouldn't give out this address. Hey! I already may be a winner!

28 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

Well? Do something! No Loitering *I* could have done that!

29 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

I thought you were after the mouse. I was. Then I remembered we had popcorn.

30 January 1999
 


 
Garfield

tick tick tick tick Wakey, wakey! Stop tormenting me. Hey, you think it's easy being an alarm clock?! Sniff...everyone hates me! I feel so alone! THE WORLD IS SO CRUEL! Sorry...I had no idea. Snif...I'm all right...just one morething. What? RIIINNNNG!!! I

31 January 1999
 




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