How was your new yearr's party? I had a blast. - - And how was your microwave popcorn and late-late show? I hate you.
1 January 1999
So the new year's party was a blast, huh? - Sure was. - I saved you some confetti.
2 January 1999
- munch munch munch munch - - - - - ?
3 January 1999
This is one monday that's NOT gonna get me... - Because I'm not getting out of bed! Uh, Garfield... - Why are you sleeping in your sandbox?
4 January 1999
Odie is off on an around-the-world balloon trip! - - Altitude permitting.
5 January 1999
Show me happy, Garfield. - Now show me sad, Garfield. - Forget it. Good, my face was starting to hurt.
6 January 1999
I feel like I have a skinny cat inside me. - - And he's hungry.
7 January 1999
Sigh - There's a very fine line between terminal boredom... - And friday nights around here. - Okay, time to play "Connect the Freckles"!
8 January 1999
Everything I did today went wrong. - Not me! - You didn't do anyhting today, did you? A minor detail.
9 January 1999
- - roll roll roll - PHOOT - bweeeeeeeeen - BWING - * DONG - I'll get the door. You do that. Auntie em! Auntie em!
10 January 1999
Hi, this is Jon Arbuckle. - I'd like to order a large pizza with everything, to be delivered. Thank you. - Now THERE'S a little tape that's gouing to come in handy.
11 January 1999
Three things that can never come quickly enough. - Birthdays, Christmas... - And the pizza delivery guy.
12 January 1999
** DING-DONG - OH, BABY! - HEEEEELP!!! Drop the pizza and play dead!
13 January 1999
CHOMP! - YAAAHH! - Ha! These hot peppers aren't bad at all. Oh...there are hot peppers?
14 January 1999
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - - Some of us happen to LIKE anchovies, okay?
15 January 1999
Hey, cat, what didja get on your pizza? - BURRRP - Garlic.
16 January 1999
No?... - WHY won't you go out with me, Denise? Give it to me straight... - - - - - Okay, you're trying to tell me something here, aren't you? The dawn breaks.
17 January 1999
Getting up, Garfield? Nah. - I'm just not motivated. - Your blanket's on fire. Yes, but it's a tiny fire.
18 January 1999
- kick - Am I good or what?
19 January 1999
Smile, Jon! - Then you can be like me... - Insincere.
20 January 1999
Hey, Jon, having a bad hair day? - - Happy now? Don't ever do that again.
21 January 1999
I have GOT to meet that girl over there, Garfield. - Hi! Wanny arm-wrestle? - PIG! SLAP! The undisputed king of the opening line.
22 January 1999
Soetimes life is perfect. - - Not MY life, of course. What are you looking at?
23 January 1999
- BARK - All right, you dumb mutt...tha's it! - Get ready for a good pounding! - SWOOSH - SLURRRP! - You didn't see that!
24 January 1999
You're new around here. Just moved in. - Vermin's the name...Herman Vermin! And hey, as long as we're talking here... - What exactly does one take to a hole-warming party?
25 January 1999
click - click - GARFIELD!
26 January 1999
The terrified mouse, in mortal fear for his life, tears across the living room floor... - ...with the mighty hunter in hot pursuit! - Oh, the pulse-pounding thrill of observing nature in the raw.
27 January 1999
Bill...Bill... - "H. Vermin"? - Herman, you really shouldn't give out this address. Hey! I already may be a winner!
28 January 1999
- Well? Do something! - No Loitering *I* could have done that!
29 January 1999
I thought you were after the mouse. - I was. - Then I remembered we had popcorn.
30 January 1999
tick tick tick tick - Wakey, wakey! Stop tormenting me. - Hey, you think it's easy being an alarm clock?! - Sniff...everyone hates me! I feel so alone! - THE WORLD IS SO CRUEL! Sorry...I had no idea. - Snif...I'm all right...just one more
31 January 1999